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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 12h

Just as a reminder, Ben Verlander is dumb.

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Hyeseong Kim getting picked off in a sim game while auditioning for a pinch runner role is, unfortunately, extremely funny

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 13h

This era has a few rematches we never got: Dodgers-Phillies Dodgers-Braves Dodgers-Rays Dodgers-Astros And one matchup we can't seem to avoid Dodgers-Padres At least one of these matchups starts on Saturday in LA.

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 14h

The fart scene in this week's episode took months off my life, @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social.

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 14h

It's an elaborate plot to keep @stephennelson.bsky.social from decent sandwiches. Fresh Tab from the Coke Museum is good exactly once. Maybe some lemon pepper wet? But it's been a few years since Atlanta.

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Donald Glover Shushes at Soda Fountain in Atlanta

Alt: Donald Glover Shushes at Soda Fountain in Atlanta

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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 15h

Just six innings and seven years left on the Trea Turner deal.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16h

It’s been said before but it is incredible Racism Brain to still be doing the Tomahawk Chop in 2026

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Jim Bonewald @jbonewald.bsky.social · 17h

I’m sorry but in 2026 if you’re still doing that tomohawk cheer I am rooting against your baseball team.

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 16h

Whelp. I didn't want to have to scramble with my Guide to Philly anyway...

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17h

The President is unable to stay awake during Oval Office press conferences

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 20h

This is "the Red Sox were also in on Soto" reporting but for genocide. bsky.app/profile/pete...

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SoCal Librarian @socallibrarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

PCA Postseason Choke Artist

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Dodgers NLDS against the Braves or Phillies gets the No. 1 Fox crew, which means for as long as the Dodgers play this October, Joe Davis will be calling their games on television

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I know bupkis about the Junior Circuit and overestimated both the Cubs and Braves. Good to know.

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every time they show Counsell in the dugout (sound on)

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

MLB sends a notification: Yankees-Red Sox is a one run game. MJE: oh neat /looks Yankees lead by 7. MJE:

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Anakin Skywalker: Liar!

ALT: Anakin Skywalker: Liar!

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Michelle Frost @michellefrost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Welcome to Petco Park, @ClaytonKershaw!

Fan in Pride gear welcoming Clayton Kershaw’s to Petco Park

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Chuck Grassley also did not share the texts with Democratic senators before the hearing, breaking protocol.

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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Periodic reminder that you can hold down the “n” key on your phone to get “ñ” or the “a” key to get “á” for Peña or Sánchez

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I recently spoke on the Three Inning Save podcast regarding this story. So let's summarize the first chunk of reporting while acknowledging the player salary deferrals are not the story here.

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Mark Walter’s Gordian Knot: The Deferrals

Breaking down the Mark Walter investigation story. Today, a reintroduction and analyzing salary deferrals.

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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SpaceX full of self-congratulation about their big rocket thingy. How easily we forget that Thunderbird 1 was doing this in 1965.

Thunderbird one heading off through the skies towards space

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh hey. The White Sox didn't pull a Mariners and let Houston give them generational trauma. Neat.

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Daikin Park: it's ass The TL;DR preview of the Guide Entry

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fabianardaya.bsky.social @fabianardaya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dave Roberts said the Dodgers will wait to officially announce their starting pitchers for the NLDS until later in the week.

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fabianardaya.bsky.social @fabianardaya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Edgardo Henriquez recently faced hitters and came out of it well, Brandon Gomes said. If all goes well this week, Gomes said he expects Henriquez on the NLDS roster.

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Makenna @makfmartin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

fundraise.givesmart.com/vf/GoDodgers... ❤️

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stephen is hunting for sandwiches: confirmed. (But what if Atlanta wins? We all loose that's what. Chik Fil A and Coke Museum jokes, probably. Fresh Tab. 🤔)

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wile E Coyote had better luck with his ACME purchases

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Diamondbacks wouldn't have done that.

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"The Gang Tries for a Three-Inning Save"

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

/immediately turns the game on /Riley homers on the first pitch MJE: Oops.

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Adric: What the ever loving fuck is that? MJE: uhhhh Adric: I've never felt so violated!

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 29/09/2026

not trying to yuck anyone's yum or whatever but the Albies ball being a triple when Hill jumbled it on the warning track after the missed catch is silly. Official scorers are out of control.

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Mister Dingers @misterdingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Phillies fans can be obnoxious, but the chop is inexcusable

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Relevant today with Phillies/Braves. It took an hour to eat this delight from Angelo's and that was to prevent the itis in the Philadelphia sun. A cherry water ice would really hit the spot right now.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026

1. Garland had to sue for testimony of 14 critical witnesses w/o which there'd be no case. The court took a year to rule 2. Garland began investigating Trump when he got to DOJ. He did not wait 2 years 3. Twitter delayed the probe 4 months 4. The J6 cmte delayed it by another 2 months 5. SCOTUS

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.

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Michael Elizondo @elidelajandro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The postseason starts today...for everybody in the tournament apart from the bye holders. I've been hovering in some state of bliss all year. Being present for WS G7 2025 had lingering side effects. Will the Dodgers repeat again? Dunno. But here is what would shake me out of my bliss.

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The doomsday scenarios

Or How I learned to stop worrying and love the 2026 postseason

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's not even destroyed buildings and rubble it's just dust and ash

Cover of the Scottish national showing the genocide in Gaza (it's just complete annihilation)

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

White Sox and Astros both having a bullpen game for Game 1

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