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@keelin12ft.bsky.social
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• Baseball injury report for @razzball.bsky.social • Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦 • Naturalized Chicagoan • Esteemed Critter • She/her 🍉

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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 17h
I’d prefer if medical professionals asked me “Do you like to party?” instead of “Do you do drugs?”.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 21h
Tennessee Republicans: So pro-life, we can’t even kill people. 😃
Screenshot from npr up first summary: Tennessee tried to execute Christa Pike on Wednesday. She survived. Pike, who was sentenced to death for the 1995 murder of Colleen Slemmer, remains in critical condition after receiving two doses of the lethal injection drug pentobarbital. Gov. Bill Lee has now paused executions for the remainder of his term and ordered an independent review of what went wrong.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He did, in fact, call it.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cc: @kindableu.bsky.social
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The first team in MLB history to make the postseason after even two consecutive 100-loss seasons (they had 3) just won a postseason series These White Sox, what a story!
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As long as CHSN continues to have wholesomely unhinged content from players, I will probably keep giving them my money.
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James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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JGhoulFromNPumpkin @jgfromnp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Many are saying
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Pitch Mr. Perfect @michaelwaterloo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can confirm. Go Sox.
Keelin and me at Comiskey
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Go White Sox
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Right in the fookin’ hamate.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Miguel Vargas isn’t real.
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K.M. @kem24.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At which point, nothing will officially be everything.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hang it in the Sistine Chapel
chase meidroth pimp
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CHASE 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think Skyrizi commercials will survive the death of the sun.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Pray4Kay
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Mark Bussey @markbussey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ANTHONY KAY TOO
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Bobby Hill Meditates for Peace
ALT: Bobby Hill Meditates for Peace
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not all short kings.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come on Sammy
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sean, son, please.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit at that challenge.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m gonna hurl (excitedly)!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@pope
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep seeing people say this, but the Astros have had Satan on their side for a decade, and who do you really trust to deliver in These Times. bsky.app/profile/herr...
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Attendance-shaming home teams for weird start times and expensive tickets during the MLB postseason is silly
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026
everybody shut the fuck up my baseball team has the blessing of the vicar of jesus christ
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Mark Bussey @markbussey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Manifesting Good Jordan Hicks today
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Bobby Hill Meditates for Peace
ALT: Bobby Hill Meditates for Peace
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bullying works!!!!
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Suited and booted.
Mr. Wendal a small white Chihuahua mix wearing a black Chicago White Sox jerseyMr. Wendal a small white Chihuahua mix wearing a black Chicago White Sox jersey
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beautiful werk, Sam.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 29/09/2026
I can't believe these are street legal
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
⚾️ Happy Wild Card Day ⚾️
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Wildcard
Alt: Charlie in it’s always sunny in Philadelphia shouting wildcard bitches before jumping out the back door of a van
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton is inevitable.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football
oh god i’m old
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ooof Tyler Shough.
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are signs all the time we live in an unjust world, and the New York Giants are one of them.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 27/09/2026
Francisco Lindor. Career homer #300. 4-1 Mets.
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Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls @jtwashin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@FBI @CIA @NancyGrace @Apple The Browns are 2 quarters away from a winning record. You need to put a stop to this.
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Elizabeth @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meet my new sleep paralysis demon
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This season has done more to make me believe in God than 13 years of Catholic school education.
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Erik @erikgt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This turned out to be a pretty good curse. A selection of some, 2026 WAR vs 2025. Judge: -8.0 WAR Raleigh: -7.2 WAR Skenes: -2.4 WAR Clement: -2.4 WAR Buxton: -2.4 WAR Anthony: -2.3 WAR
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doing the O’Hare Classic (sitting in a plane on the tarmac and waiting 30 min for a gate to open).
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James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After the 121-loss 2024 season, White Sox pitcher Davis Martin was asked by family members if he’d rather just get traded to a better team. He said he’d rather be part of the turnaround. The experience exceeded his expectations. chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/20...
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Sox Translator シカホワ @soxtranslator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Munetaka Murakami to Japanese media: “At first, people said I’d joined a really bad team and all that, but now, getting to experience a moment like this with such great teammates, I’m really happy.” #WhiteSox
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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
someone check on @keelin12ft.bsky.social
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh hell yes.
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janice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
would have rather given luisangel acuña the ball instead of castillo
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
George W Bush partially bent over his lectern, his right hand out in front of him -- he's gesticulating trying to explain what he means. Behind him, a wall with the words PLEDGE ACROSS AMERICA repeated over and over and over again. 

This is an image from the time he said, "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s time. 🍂
Lenny kravitz in a massive scarf
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