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Tetsuo: The Bart Man

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“I don’t think we will ever have any formal contact or relationship with any alien species. Especially after 9/11” -Dan Aykroyd boxd.it/b76pP

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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 15h
Every DC comic in the 80s advertised itself as NEW FORMAT. Like, published in a triangle? Or the pages would be stapled at the top? Had to read it sideways?
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 19h
Nancy 10/2/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 5
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ART/TUTANKMN.GIF
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alex Ross
Superman ascending
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Tetsuo: The Bart Man @demonicsimian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Based on current events Linkara is the most vindicated man.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aaron Sorkin. My god.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still can't believe Michael Golden, one of the most complex and detailed orientated artists around, did three issues of a Jackie Chan comics - and then it got cancelled!
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Judge Anon @judgeanon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the hell is this year, man. RIP
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Barry Kitson covered JLA: Year One 12 (1998), presented sans trade dress.
All the JLAers, rising.
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A24's 40 Year Old Virgin mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures. (dissonant orchestra) robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat? mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Feel like the median Democratic Party voter probably agrees with Hasan Piker that the U.S. has caused more death than Al Qaeda. Probably the median Republican voter does too (they think it's good). How long is the corporate media just going to keep pushing the old, busted 9/11 button?
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You’re boycotting Ed Sheeran because he’s pro-Israel. I’m boycotting Ed Sheeran because his music is bad.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Denis B. Huppert
@dennisbhooper • 7/16/25

A big thing that I need people to
understand who weren't watching that first season on live TV is that people liked Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin, many of us quite a bit, but NOBODY expected 30 Rock to be the winner of the Studio 60 wars

Studio 60 had so much heat on it, and 30 Rock had plenty of comedy nerd goodwill of course, but it was just mesmerizing watching Studio 60 miss the mark over and over, and then 30 Rock just topping itself every couple of episodes
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A small point but worth noting that taxpayers spent 70+ million dollars upgrading the infrastructure surrounding Robert Kraft's stadium, in no sense should billionaires be able to dictate speech that occurs in publicly funded spaces
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
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"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity show that we won't be bullied into punishing people for supporting Palestine. Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows. A genocide is happening in Gaza. We all need to speak out against it.

"If more than 20,000 white children were killed in another part of the world, everyone would be shouting about it at their concerts. Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Credit where due. Trump knows his base: Florida cops who use Flock cameras to stalk their ex-girlfriends.
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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
there can only be one
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a bizarre contrarianism in the Democratic Party, where, if an idea catches on with the base it’s treated as presumptively unreasonable forever. Not even an effort to *appear* to be supportive. Politicians used to pander!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
Few things better than a bad movie confidently teasing a sequel
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
An incredible piece of Simpsons history uploaded to YouTube today: The Tracy Ullman short “Family Therapy” was repurposed as a theatrical short before 1989’s The War of the Roses—released 9 days before the Xmas special. This 35mm film scan has an original opening I’ve not seen before!
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The Simpsons Family Therapy (1989} -35mm - Flat - Mono - UHD
YouTube video by The Scan Man Gallery
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If i wanted to….. 😒
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They feared him, because he told the truth.
Charlie Kirk tweet from August 2013

“I don’t like his politics. But Woody Allen is a master of film.”
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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gruh @grahamsig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sounds like Wolverine really stinks. To me the ideal X-Men game would be something plays like a LucasArts adventure game, only it's the cast of X-Statix and your cursor is Doop.
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cherry 🖤🏳️‍⚧️🦇 @staroddity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Leafing through an animage magazine I got forever ago and how the fuck did i miss the Eddie Murphy fanart from Eguchi my first look through????
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Found this in my files, might as well post
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
hunter biden spending months trying to recreate his image to ultimately just do a crypto scamcoin is amazing. 10/10. so glad we don’t have to pretend to take him seriously as a 2028 presidential candidate anymore
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Patrick Macias @patrickmacias.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just do jobs for all of the 45 year olds until you get over because the audience pities you is working really well
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Nicole “loose critic” Veneto @kuntsuragi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In memory of Gloria Steinem.
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intrusive xi jinping thought @craigrangoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jesus. What a lunatic.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
“Some of the biggest names in Hollywood are in the running, but a dark horse contender from Petco is making a big impression” — anonymous source
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Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
CULVER CITY, CA—Amidst intense speculation over who would next portray the iconic secret agent, a source within Amazon MGM Studios revealed Wednesday that producers had narrowed down their list of Jam...
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