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The Rural Juror

@suchcorn.bsky.social
92 followers 81 following 289 posts

Mental health professional 🛋️, animal lover 🐾, horror enthusiast 👻, and idiot 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am liking the new Control game. And I think the Board / Aberrant sounds very Finnish when it talks.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think my favorite foods are donuts and champagne. (well sparking wine, but that doesn’t feel as good to say.)
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Abe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I just ate a bunch of baby carrots and now I’m hiccuping. Do I hauve Covid?
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just realized Peppa Pig loves muddy puddles BECAUSE SHE IS A PIG and not just because of like all the rain in the UK. I AM SO EMBARRASSED.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I already need to rewatch this beauty.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just bought $40 of 90s sand creatures off eBay for my daughter.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The most comfortable creature on planet earth.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Problematic take: Disney’s Pocahontas is crazy hot.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Becoming an expert at peeing in the exact point between when one client leaves and the other arrives to minimize bathroom encounters.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I love the mouse UN in the Rescuers movies.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My least favorite clinician type is ones that talk about spiritual/mystical concepts as if they are literal and scientific. Makes me feel completely insane.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My problematic fave.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Doesn’t it sound like Randy Newman is always wearing sunglasses? @pzd.bsky.social
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Some days my job is just BEING THERE for someone in a moment where I can’t do anything to help. Unrelated, if doctors can start taking women’s pain more seriously and dudes can stop SAing people, that would be so chill.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I fucking loathe the cat in the hat. Character and book.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
DID YOU HEAR THAT!?!?! — Mina every time a firework goes off. (Yes, I heard it.)
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Put banana phone on for my kid and she shut me out of her room to dance alone.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Framed (and reframed) some LOVELY prints. Two are Natalie Andrewson and the pup is Lisa Hanawalt. So happy!!
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ratemysnowman.com
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Witch Wizard Dumpster
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Say egg
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My child has started to draw little guys. These are the only two I was able to get pictures of.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
One day in 2007, I changed @pzd.bsky.social’s name in my phone from “D Poon” to his real name. It just felt proper for my boyfriend to have a real name in my phone. Anyway, happy birthday, sweet husband!! PS: it was an LG flip phone.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I fucking love being a girl mom.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Do you…come here often?
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Do they still make kids movies that are like little traumatic/scary?
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hokum (2026)
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Brave Little Toaster hides all the bangers at the end of the movie.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“He plays a magic flute in the sky,” is a top tier lyric.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hate Peppa Pig’s dad. He makes me feel ill.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
All this discourse around “YouTuber” movie makers is making me insane. Of course some younger directors got their start on YouTube, what better platform to learn and gain a following. YouTube isn’t just for “content.”
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Potty training is so boring.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Toshi is soooo blissed out that we are home.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Updated it a couple weeks ago.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Your body is a very convenient place to keep your bones
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Pulled pork and dental floss are like Pacino and DeNiro in Heat. They have so much in common but they lead such different lives.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
High friend: *giggling at something* Friend’s wife: Care to share with the class? High friend: …..that’s not how this works.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s so great to lose a client because they met their goals, but man it can be hard to say goodbye.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Last night, I asked my daughter if she could sing the alphabet. She then started singing the words “the alphabet” over and over.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
One of my favorite little things about my marriage is how my husband and I mangle the names of things for fun. Bonus when we forget and use the nickname in front of another person.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I hate that I remembered my love of peanut butter with biscoff cookies. Shit!!
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Don’t sleep on sour starburst.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Today, my daughter said, “I have big feelings and little tears.”
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Count Dracula? As far as I know there’s only one
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My FFX MTG commander deck is now the dorkiest thing I own. Thanks @pzd.bsky.social 🩷
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Went on a wine walk and my friend and I only had whites. I had to hold back from saying “we’re white girls tonight!”
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is so perfect.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“Cult” is my activation code.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fuck, this is good.
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The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If your therapist ever wraps up 2-3 minutes early they probably are about to shit their brains out.
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