Reposted by The Rural JurorPat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am liking the new Control game. And I think the Board / Aberrant sounds very Finnish when it talks. 2751
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think my favorite foods are donuts and champagne. (well sparking wine, but that doesn’t feel as good to say.) 001
Reposted by The Rural JurorAbe LinkedIn @pzd.bsky.social · 02/05/2023I just ate a bunch of baby carrots and now I’m hiccuping. Do I hauve Covid? 011
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I just realized Peppa Pig loves muddy puddles BECAUSE SHE IS A PIG and not just because of like all the rain in the UK. I AM SO EMBARRASSED. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Just bought $40 of 90s sand creatures off eBay for my daughter. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Problematic take: Disney’s Pocahontas is crazy hot. 100
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Becoming an expert at peeing in the exact point between when one client leaves and the other arrives to minimize bathroom encounters. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026My least favorite clinician type is ones that talk about spiritual/mystical concepts as if they are literal and scientific. Makes me feel completely insane. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Doesn’t it sound like Randy Newman is always wearing sunglasses? @pzd.bsky.social 011
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Some days my job is just BEING THERE for someone in a moment where I can’t do anything to help. Unrelated, if doctors can start taking women’s pain more seriously and dudes can stop SAing people, that would be so chill. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I fucking loathe the cat in the hat. Character and book. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026DID YOU HEAR THAT!?!?! — Mina every time a firework goes off. (Yes, I heard it.) 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Put banana phone on for my kid and she shut me out of her room to dance alone. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Framed (and reframed) some LOVELY prints. Two are Natalie Andrewson and the pup is Lisa Hanawalt. So happy!! 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My child has started to draw little guys. These are the only two I was able to get pictures of. 010
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026One day in 2007, I changed @pzd.bsky.social’s name in my phone from “D Poon” to his real name. It just felt proper for my boyfriend to have a real name in my phone. Anyway, happy birthday, sweet husband!! PS: it was an LG flip phone. 130
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Do they still make kids movies that are like little traumatic/scary? 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Brave Little Toaster hides all the bangers at the end of the movie. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“He plays a magic flute in the sky,” is a top tier lyric. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026All this discourse around “YouTuber” movie makers is making me insane. Of course some younger directors got their start on YouTube, what better platform to learn and gain a following. YouTube isn’t just for “content.” 000
Reposted by The Rural Jurordonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Your body is a very convenient place to keep your bones 1328957
Reposted by The Rural JurorJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Pulled pork and dental floss are like Pacino and DeNiro in Heat. They have so much in common but they lead such different lives. 1454945
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026High friend: *giggling at something* Friend’s wife: Care to share with the class? High friend: …..that’s not how this works. 010
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026It’s so great to lose a client because they met their goals, but man it can be hard to say goodbye. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Last night, I asked my daughter if she could sing the alphabet. She then started singing the words “the alphabet” over and over. 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026One of my favorite little things about my marriage is how my husband and I mangle the names of things for fun. Bonus when we forget and use the nickname in front of another person. 110
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I hate that I remembered my love of peanut butter with biscoff cookies. Shit!! 000
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Today, my daughter said, “I have big feelings and little tears.” 001
Reposted by The Rural JurorAlex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Count Dracula? As far as I know there’s only one 615125
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026My FFX MTG commander deck is now the dorkiest thing I own. Thanks @pzd.bsky.social 🩷 190
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Went on a wine walk and my friend and I only had whites. I had to hold back from saying “we’re white girls tonight!” 010
The Rural Juror @suchcorn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026If your therapist ever wraps up 2-3 minutes early they probably are about to shit their brains out. 000