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James J

@jameseljeffe.bsky.social
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32, he/him, bi Music, games, writing (allegedly) Sometimes I build stupid robots and fight them against much cooler robots

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Buttart @buttart.bsky.social · 20h
i am so grateful for all the wonderful trans, nonbinary and GNC people in my life. my life is enriched for knowing them, hands down
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SPACELING 🌈👽🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @spaceling.art · 18h
being trans is so much more than some pronouns and whether or not you take hormones or undergo surgery if someone identifies as trans, then that's it. so what if they don't socially transition, or change their name literally you cannot decide what someone else gender is it's 2026 for fuck's sake
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Hannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 16h
End the death penalty. End it now. There is no reason for it, never.
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 30/09/2026
If you haven't watched Hundreds of Beavers (now available on Dropout for US subscribers), we highly recommend you do that immediately watch.dropout.tv/hundreds-of...
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Hundreds of Beavers - Dropout
A drunk salesman battles hundreds of beavers to become North America's greatest 19th century trapper.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Michael A. Zekas @michaelazekas.com · 27/09/2026
Say it louder for those in the back. This is especially important in entertainment where predators can abuse parasocial behavior and harass others behind closed doors and often end up getting away with it if someone protecting them choses to "make it all go away" for business.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire
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Aunty Donna @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who’s ready for a 3 hour musical about tennis?? Sorry ur getting DREM instead.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Speaking as an AI artist”
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Gwen Stefani - Don't Speak
Alt: No Doubt - Don't Speak
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James J @jameseljeffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My silly tupperware-less robot fighting a big bitey thing youtu.be/R4w-gTqHTXI?...
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Botfest 2026 - Tupperscare vs Death Grip BW
YouTube video by Lucky Animal Robotics
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James J @jameseljeffe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My main contribution to the event yesterday
Tupperscare, a 3lb beetleweight robot, on pit table next to a box of thousands of googly eyes with the sign "take googly eyes if needed :)"
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
one of the greatest joys of life is pressing buttons and clicking your mouse and seeing things happen on your computer screen
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James J @jameseljeffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Robot events on back-to-back weekends coming up. I'm only slightly crazy. First down to Wallasey this weekend for a sportsman event, so no big spinners or majorly damaging weapons. Should be a fun, chill, nerdy day #robots #combatrobots #battlebots
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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James J @jameseljeffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This why whenever I rewatch Monty Python, Fawlty Towers et al I always say to myself "Wow it's such a shame John Cleese died in 1989"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An AI engineer with round glasses says "we figured out that in order to get the A.I. to make more human-like art, it needs to draw from a set of personal emotional experiences..." He holds up a tablet displaying a program entitled "C-PTSD-GPT" and says "so we gave an A.I. the memory of having divorced parents." He gives it to an engineer with square glases who sees that it has generated art of a sitting childlike figure flanked by two arguing, monstrous dinosaur-like skulls. He comments "Wooooah... this is DARK." Round glasses replies "you think that's good? Wait until you see the one we molested!"
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James J @jameseljeffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Today's Horoscope 
Every sign gets "death is coming"
Except for Sagittarius, which gets "you will see a cute dog"
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James J @jameseljeffe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Romans is such a funny Doctor Who story. Both because it has jokes, and the tone is wildly all over the place. One minute, haha the Doctor having shenenaigans impersonating a famoys musician, the next... oh no Ian and Barbara have been sold into slavery #DoctorWho #ClassicWho
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Chris Cook @cjc-rw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey if you want to talk robot combat and maybe some other miscellaneous sport stuff come join my server discord.gg/9uCEEtG6M
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Join the See Jay See Discord Server!
Check out the See Jay See community on Discord – hang out with 83 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kaz: Boss, if you have time then return to Mother Base. Your presence helps boost the men's moral. *Ocelot tugging at Miller's jacket arm* is he coming? 🥺
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re just normal men
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Ignatius Thornycroft @igthornycroft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a favourite snippet that hit the cutting room floor while working on a recent @tomwalker.bsky.social edit, concerning a certain message that appeared in the @gooffkings.bsky.social chat
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/09/2026
the pope has attained a dragon egg. protestantism is cooked
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When a concerned citizen tries to warn me about the dangers of putting things in/around/near butts
Sean Young in Fatal Instinct saying "I like things that are bad for me"
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TransActual @transactualuk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’re asking our supporters across the UK to write to the Chief Commissioner of NHS Wales ahead of Tuesday, to demand that surgery is reinstated immediately while the investigation goes ahead, and to issue a formal apology for making such an irresponsible decision.
Text reads: Update on NHS Wales decision to pause gender affirming surgery. The NHS Wales Joint Commissioning Committee (NWJCC) will meet on Tuesday 22nd September to discuss the unprecedented cancellation of all transition-related surgeries and surgical assessments for adults referred via the Welsh Gender Service (WGS).
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back in 1999 everyone was excited about the new millennium but it’s safe to say it’s already a write-off. Time to give up and wait for the next one!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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GiGORE #VoteXenolhu @drillknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A personal favorite
professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i think we'd be mutually disappointed in each other
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Crab News Update from BigSoftTitty.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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Aunty Donna @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do u like Broden's impression?
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't know who made this. But we love you for making it ❤️
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[yelling excitedly across the house to my wife] hey my love there's a new episode of pe- [remembering a tradesman is here replacing a light fitting] Demi's quiz show
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James J @jameseljeffe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need about 30000 more episodes of this. I maintain that Demi may be the funniest person on the planet
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man asks Big Torso Frank "hey Big Torso Frank. Can I hurl myself against yout massive torso?" Big Torso Frank says "yeah, sure." The man flings himself back first into Frank. Frank easily absorbs the impact with a FUMP. The man FLOPs down and Big Torso Frank asks "so how was it?" The man, tearful, embraces Big Torso Frank and cries "I had never known peace before this moment." Big Torso Frank lovingly looks at him and says "lots of people react this way."
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Aunty Donna @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got a genuine Mark spit take on this weeks pod
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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