children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10hhegseth:youtube.comBevvies With The Boys [Haven't You Done Well 4]YouTube video by Aunty Donna 100
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 11hwatching something about HS2 and the guy said "high speed rail needs straight and flat rail lines and drawing a flat straight line up a map of the country just wasn't possible." *looks at the middle east and africa* i thiiiink it might actually be... 010
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 13hi've been told "do not eat" loads of times and it's worked out fine. "do not eat those cookies, they're for later." "do not eat that potato salad, we're taking it to the bbq." "do not eat that cheese, you'll spoil your dinner." i'm onto your little game, silica dessicant packets... i'm onto you. 300
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 14hMR NORTHERN PRIME MINISTER ANDY BURNHAM, ARE YOU GOING TO NATIONALISE SAUSAGE ROLLS? 131
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 30/09/2026"after the UK approved a US request to use it for *defensive strikes* on Iran." uh huh... is that what they are?bbc.co.ukOne of the five men arrested near RAF Fairford called 999 himselfHe made the call almost an hour before a farmer also called police after seeing men in balaclavas. 010
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 30/09/2026*squints* not sure i like the looks of this... and yet... *click* 110
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 30/09/2026well gee, thanks brain! that certainly was a new development in teeth falling out dreams. blasting them out my nose in a massive bloody sneeze like bucketshot? your innovation truly knows no bounds. 010
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 29/09/2026thought that i had beaten the game hades (2020) after ~60 attempts but LOL PSYCH BEAT HIM AGAIN AND THEN 10 MORE TIMES TO GET TO THE CREDITS. dick heads. 110
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 29/09/2026god what incredibly frustrating realistic fever dreams. so far it's been the plumber at the door, the postie at the door, the phone ringing, and "oh you actually have work today" (i do not). 131
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 28/09/2026can i make money off singer song writer cum jokes? cummie cummie cummie a man after midnight don't break my dick, my achy breaky dick, i just don't think you'd cumberstand the cumbabus is coming, and everyone is cumping, new york to san francisco, it's an international cumisco! 000
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 28/09/2026i feel like columbo but like how columbo is presented. i'm holding an e-cig in my hand, i'm scratching my temples, and i am very confused about what the fuck i'm supposed to be doing. 020
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 28/09/2026@boontavista.com as someone who can't see shit beyond coloured blobs without glasses this theo philes was quite interesting.youtube.comEPISODE 464: The Theo Philes XVI - A Coterie Of Peripheries / Smalldick & ShortpussyYouTube video by Boonta Vista 130
Reposted by children of the corncobNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3142021179
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 28/09/2026didn't move for ~6 hours. wasn't asleep. wasn't awake. my body just wanted to vomit if it had any locomotion. 110
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 28/09/2026i had a mate tell me "oh man, your house has gone up in value by about £30k. you should look at selling and getting a new place." uhh... i live here? it's a nice size? good place? i don't imagine i'll ever sell it because, again, i live here and i like it? finance wankers have ruined the country. 140
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 28/09/2026"what if a good thing but only as an election promise rather than using my current overwhelming majority in parliament to do it now?" 4128
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 28/09/2026ahhh, more of my new hobby. staring into the middle distance and wondering if i'm about to vomit. 280
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 27/09/2026did we ruin the concept of early lunch by inventing brunch? 020
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 27/09/2026doing the ahegao face but not for sexy reasons just because i'm about to throw up. 130
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 27/09/2026she got a 5 metre cable. our aerial either isn't connected to the sockets or the tv doesn't have a tuner. or maybe they all got reconnected to the sky dish. 120
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 27/09/2026i have had this notification for 6 months and i can't clear it i know who left the voicemail and it's not worth paying money to listen to. 000
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 26/09/2026so i've been having a rough morning what with having to go to tesco twice and see a dude finger his butthole but the miss woke me up at 4am and was like "i'm very horny but also really sleepy. can i hold your dick and i'll just dream about us having sex?" and this has stuck with me. 160
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 26/09/2026the miss has absolutely destroyed herself. i'm down in the living room and i can hear what can best be described as the sound of a dying sealion eminating from the bedroom. 130
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 26/09/2026it still is. i'm having a nice time at least. got all my buds posting food, stupid jokes, cool stuff about their life. barely see any fucking nazis. pretty good. 0141
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 26/09/2026still baffles me that kinder surprise eggs are illegal in the united states of america, the land of freedom where a 16 year old can drive 2 tonnes of steel and an 18 year old can buy a semi-automatic rifle but can't yet drink a can of carling black label. 130
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 26/09/2026had to go back out to tesco because like a dipshit i forgot to buy garlic. in the vegetable aisle i saw the most disgusting thing i think i've ever seen a human being do in a tesco. guy shoved his hands down the back of his pants, UNDERPANTS, NOT TROUSERS, had a good rifle around in his butt hole 240
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 26/09/2026the worst part about being unable to see shit without glasses is when you mosplace your glasses and can't see shit. i am fucking blind right now this might as well be hirpophlyics 280
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 25/09/2026the miss wanted to get like a freeview box or some shit so ordered a coaxial cable but didn't bother to think about how long that should be. we have a 50" tv and the wall port is a solid 2 metres away from the tv port. so obviously she ordered a 1m cable. she spent £5 on that. 210
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 25/09/2026feeling sick and listening to the @boontavista.com back catalogue to make myself feel better and was chucking up into the toilet when @demilardner.bsky.social started doing a crazy frog impression. perfect. no notes. 0231
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 25/09/2026not doing pictures but: doom 2 quake 1 quake 3 deus ex half-life half-life 2 counter-strike baldur's gate 2 world of warcraft 110
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 25/09/2026breaking bad doesn't deserve to be above the wire. 110
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 24/09/2026i just lied to the cashier in lidl. "oh, i normally see you in the morning." "yeah, late shift today." THE LIE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. IF I WAS ON A LATE WHY WOULD I BE IN LIDL? 250
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 24/09/2026"un-circumcised big foot penis" is not a thing i expected to hear today. 000
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 24/09/2026engineers are one broken coffee machine away from doing a 9/11. 000
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 24/09/2026more penguin (not) chocolate biscuit joke: -what do you call 500 penguins in trafalgar square? lost -why don't penguins like rock music? they only like sole -what do penguins wear to the beach? flipper flops 010
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 24/09/2026this might be the worst penguin chocolate biscuit packet joke i've encountered. - how do penguins get around? on a b-icicle are you fucking kidding me? jesus christ. 240
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 24/09/2026cleaning the kitchen is basically the struggle of sisyphus. 030
children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 24/09/2026so you were with your buds doing a proxy war the other daaaaaaaaaay.... 000
