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Star Dave

@davethedestroyer.bsky.social
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 4h
King shit
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 21h
BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream…
“No way is this administration capable of setting up a working livestream.”

Willem Brydon, Unemployed
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22h
The most powerful grinchfoot I have ever seen
A dog with the longest fur over paw ratio that has ever existed. Grinch style
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 21h
I like being an older guy because I'll have two beers with dinner and put myself to bed early on the weekend because why not
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23h
It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reading SWANBOY while driving gives you + 10 points to your charisma and +5 to dex
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t help but notice that ICE keeps claiming that people it shoots were trying to ram the agents with a car, and then video keeps proving that’s a lie.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Crystal is telling Cassie about how she shot a cowboy's head off. This comic ultimately DOES pass the Bechdel test even though it appears to be playing chicken with it here.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please read Swan Boy and tell people about Swan Boy and join my patreon to see more/early Swan Boy
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thesixler @thesixler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Queen shit
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Rona is deeply moved by MornNinja
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Elon Musk is the biggest parasite on the planet; GTFOH
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/10/2026
if you see something online and it becomes your whole day or whatever thats not normal
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/10/2026
a cool thing you can do when you see something online is be like ah ok then go and do something else
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Fan-favorite Glen is taking drink orders for the table. Ah but who is drinking what? Read on at swanboy.com
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hakeem jeffries being shown this video and shaking his head like he smells something bad until the westworld code kicks in. "it doesn't look like anything to me"
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Liberty for me but not for thee
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know this is not about the rapper/actor but I choose a more whimsical reality to be a part of
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Rona is nonplussed by Sebastian's viewing habits. She is also unaware that Sebastian himself emits a WiFi signal
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 23/09/2026
we need to make hell real, people have to be afraid of shit again
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Noel is spending  a lot of the goodwill he recently earned
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LANTERNS was great Perfect Surf Dracula(laudatory)
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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s so annoying when you vote for someone’s death but have to kill him yourself.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
protip if you never make yourself vulnerable or open to love you never get hurt. life hack.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The way to deal with the right is simple: out vote them. deprive them of power and influence. do not operate like they have anything to contribute and constantly ridicule their stupidity
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
Today's Swan Boy. Cassie's telling her backstory. She committed treason.
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember, you can always choose NOT to be an insufferable dickhead
Cropped screenshot of an insufferable dickhead humble-bragging:  "I'd LOVE to game more, but I have a life."
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TED: Well Mr. Lamb, the good book tells us maybe what you need is a lion to lie down with. And of course I refer to the Bible, not Eat Pray Love, also a good book LAMB (bemused expression): Is this like blackface for being American? Am I gonna be canceled for talking to you?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI tech leaders: "Once you make us your digital masters, you'll live in a new era of abundance that we're already denying you to hoard billions for ourselves."
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 01/10/2026
You know how chatbots can feed a person's delusions leading them to harm? Now imagine that person is the president.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
John Roberts' friend and defender is quoted in the piece, saying they shouldn't be shaming Roberts for the wreckage and ruin he's brought to this country because of "civility." The bullies always cry "civility" when the victims push back in the slightest.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/10/2026
Squidward asleep next to “Donald Trump using taxpayer money for campaign ads ahead of midterm elections”

Squidward waking up and freaking out next to “A late night host being mean to Donald Trump”
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. The Carrabba's endures.
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I react very poorly when any proposed policy or plan is met with "but what if someone like Trump gets hold of it?? then it would be not good, but very bad" because there really is no law or institution that can work when a population is willing to elect the stupidest, worst asshole alive
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta pump those numbers up; those are rookie numbers in this racket
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Star Dave @davethedestroyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶Sweet dreams are made of cheese🎶 🎶Who am i to diss a brie🎶
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