Reposted by dave doing dave thingsMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 26/09/2026Happy Caturday to those who celebrate (not this little fella apparently) 413916
dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@darthbluesky.bsky.social !share.googleHelp name Beardsley Zoo's first baby red pandaThe public can help Connecticut’s Beardsley Zoo name their first-ever red panda cub! Starting Friday, the public can cast their choice for one of three possible names: The cub was born on June 24 to f... 011
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off 101984193
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 199180985063
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138703681
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Trump has made 28,700 stock/securities trades since returning to office - more than all of congress combined. Note that he is pushing for a stock-trading ban for lawmakers that wouod exclude him www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...bloomberg.comTrump Made 29,000 Securities Trades, More Than All of CongressDonald Trump made nearly 29,000 securities trades in 17 months — more than every member of Congress combined. The stock-purchasing ban he’s pushing would leave him exempt 16355149
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy 543792894
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026It's always a good time to share this. 9247871575
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 12/09/2026“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy, howdy, howdy!” 51015183
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsSteve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757891279
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi... 46079483375
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsHumanoid History @humanoidhistory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The legendary Crash in the Desert, 1984: NASA and the FAA slammed a remotely-controlled Boeing 720 into the Mojave to test a fire-preventing fuel additive. The plane touched down askew, a runway post tore into the fuselage, and spilled fuel caught fire anyway. 1331746
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsRobert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl... 10860791505
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Lmaooo 42875754
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026Trade xkcd.com/3290/ 56113602486
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026lmao 23111143324
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsJimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck 13498201832
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 30/08/2026me and my friends would’ve killed liberty biberty with hammers i can tell you that much 0401
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026 01522231
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/08/2026Really hate this performative "youse" people use to appear more like large hired goons 1042456327
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying 162963741
Reposted by dave doing dave thingskeven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Linux turns 35 today. Here's your cake. Enjoy. 721718314
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsMaddy Myers 🏳️🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this 6465441199
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This video is fucking bananas. An SUV driver swerves into a group of cyclists in Florida before shooting at them. Cops still haven't found the driver: www.local10.com/news/local/2... 12713174
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsdillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 23/08/2026dudes will always find a way to rock 523032595
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsChris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 22/08/2026💥 ICE drag mom & teen daughter out of hospital room—in middle of being treated after car accident. Still wearing hospital gowns. Both victims of car collusion, with asylum case pending in good standing & valid work permit. Grace Calero 39, & Giulianna Carriel 19, from Ecuador. 56032712126
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsTwin Cities Ungovernables @tcungovernables.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Content warning for racial slurs but trust me it’s worth it 22357120
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsEffin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026Never let a writer help you move 10665941089
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsAmy McCarthy @aemccarthy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026it's so cool that every tech company completely broke their products by shoving AI into them, love that nothing works now 519125
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 159223606265
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsDEI speedwagon 🌹🇵🇸 @uhshanti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I can assure you that DSA is not backed by the Heritage Foundation. this Bulwark guy is, though 151045213
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches theonion.com/study-shows-benefits-o… 732281210
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsChipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Perfection 3179281778
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsCatbus @catbus.phd · 15/08/2026'Full Metal Jacket' (1987) dir: Stanley Kubrick 📽️ #OnePerfectShot 321428
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026They're going to tear down the building that formerly housed the diner where David Wells once stabbed a guy with a fork. The landmark commission was very nasty to me when I tried to make this case. 30106548
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 06/12/2024here’s a comic about smiling 161220033233
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Funny thing about LLMs-as-judge is, if you spend time trying to use them in legal analysis, you come right back around to one of the first things lawyers learn in law school: The way a question is framed can change everything. 1321433
Reposted by dave doing dave things852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274165312325
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsInspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My brain shuts down after 2 pm on Fridays. After that, you're talking to a screensaver 528141
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026amazing article 124102572485
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/08/2026I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam" 183142672640
Reposted by dave doing dave thingsRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like: 94142993814
![Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicenlzjvvtlegllp5khszuneez6ygyiq3d5g37oaqz5hkwoqhteru)
![Tweet from andrew (@AndrewChamings):
wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreigp33v7gupoohsytslpfqafvqrstdmn76z7yqstzk5vc4a5yoimia)
