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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blue anon bullshit. You're no better than your MAGA counterparts
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To be fair, they aired this otherwise commercial free, which was very cool
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So fucking what? I'm glad to have avoided shitty pop music for the last 15 years. I'm better off for it. Also, that number one song sold all of 6,000 copies. Most people haven't heard it
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 26/09/2026
Happy Caturday to those who celebrate (not this little fella apparently)
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social !
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Help name Beardsley Zoo's first baby red panda
The public can help Connecticut’s Beardsley Zoo name their first-ever red panda cub! Starting Friday, the public can cast their choice for one of three possible names: The cub was born on June 24 to f...
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not saying they wouldn't be made, I'm saying our lack of single payer healthcare allows the drug companies to charge us far more than people in other countries
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is actually backwards. Americans have long subsidized the rest of the world's medicine because other countries use the buying power of their entire populace to negotiate drug prices down, while our government feeds us to the wolves
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump has made 28,700 stock/securities trades since returning to office - more than all of congress combined. Note that he is pushing for a stock-trading ban for lawmakers that wouod exclude him www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
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Trump Made 29,000 Securities Trades, More Than All of Congress
Donald Trump made nearly 29,000 securities trades in 17 months — more than every member of Congress combined. The stock-purchasing ban he’s pushing would leave him exempt
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 12/09/2026
“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy, howdy, howdy!”
“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy,
howdy, howdy!”
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I simply do not understand why this doesn't get him kicked out of the party, or at the very least stripped of all committee assignments. This is egregious behavior.
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Expressing sympathy on social media is bad now? Unlike you, just being an asshole in a stranger's replies, which is obviously very good and noble of you
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You're a sick fuck, you know that?
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It is. They're literally destroying great bend national park to build it www.nytimes.com/2026/08/15/u...
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Trump Backed Away From a Wall at Big Bend. But the Bulldozers Are Here. (Gift Article)
Over the objections of environmentalists, local sheriffs and some state leaders, the Trump administration appears to be moving ahead with border infrastructure in one of Texas’ most beloved parks.
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Flat out lie? There were photos
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Humanoid History @humanoidhistory.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The legendary Crash in the Desert, 1984: NASA and the FAA slammed a remotely-controlled Boeing 720 into the Mojave to test a fire-preventing fuel additive. The plane touched down askew, a runway post tore into the fuselage, and spilled fuel caught fire anyway.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lmaooo
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also, how have these people not seen everyone complain about how it's an intolerable way to reply?
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What happened to your mobile site? I couldn't even read this article because it kept redirecting me somewhere else. Have you guys started hosting malicious ads?
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
me and my friends would’ve killed liberty biberty with hammers i can tell you that much
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tweet from andrew (@AndrewChamings):

wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's possible. Fangraphs, Defector, and Baseball Prospectus all take no gambling or AI ad money, I believe
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/08/2026
Really hate this performative "youse" people use to appear more like large hired goons
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

THE HEAVENS—Her heart breaking when she discovered the Almighty fumbling over the most basic words on the page in front of Him, country music icon and noted humanitarian Dolly Parton was reportedly troubled to discover Wednesday that God was illiterate. “I just about washed off my makeup from crying when I saw the Lord struggle to sound out my name in the Book of Life, but now I’m thinking I might’ve been called here for a reason,” said Parton, adding that it was never too late to learn to read, not even if someone existed before the creation of the universe itself.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
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keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Linux turns 35 today. Here's your cake. Enjoy.
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026
first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This video is fucking bananas. An SUV driver swerves into a group of cyclists in Florida before shooting at them. Cops still haven't found the driver: www.local10.com/news/local/2...
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 23/08/2026
dudes will always find a way to rock
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"The left" have been the Democratic party's most loyal soldiers throughout the last decade of Trumpism by every measure
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So I just imagined Israel making every inch of Gaza an uninhabitable wasteland?
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dave doing dave things @davein2d.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That's why we need to run on promising to put all of these people in prison. There needs to be consequences for this lawlessness. Since when did a US president have the power to tear up treaties ratified by the Senate? But no, Democratic leadership is looking for "common ground" with fascists
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
💥 ICE drag mom & teen daughter out of hospital room—in middle of being treated after car accident. Still wearing hospital gowns. Both victims of car collusion, with asylum case pending in good standing & valid work permit. Grace Calero 39, & Giulianna Carriel 19, from Ecuador.
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Twin Cities Ungovernables @tcungovernables.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Content warning for racial slurs but trust me it’s worth it
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