Reposted by ToastElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 12hnever the wrong time for this classic 4094612792
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 13hCompress your anxiety and dread and panic into a tight little ouroboros deep in your gut, ulcers aren't real and can't hurt you 000
Reposted by Toastscary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026im playing with lethal weapons and biological hazards today if you want to come over 4687
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Baba yagas chicken hut but it's a food truck selling those renfair turkey legs 000
Reposted by Toastgwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026I'm tired of general anxiety disorder, I would like to be demoted 39020
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026boss: "we have very strict headcount rules so like, adding five new positions would require us to cut five existing positions" the giant screen behind them, cycling through bullshit corporate propaganda with lethal levels of irony: "WE'RE NUMBER 1 IN SHARED GROWTH" 000
Reposted by Toastleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026at my parents house my dad has a specific fork that only he is allowed to use. and now that i've recently gotten my own special fork i get it. (holding my fork like bilbo with the one ring) after all, why not? why shouldn't i use it 955434
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it's [screaming into the void] oclock because the alternative is [speech that leads to federal indictment] 000
Reposted by ToastRat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026fizzgig & disco will be turning 1ish around this time of year so happy birthday beasties! they've come such a long way from the skittish little gremlins i picked up 1125845
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026cold and overcast, raining, and Marvin turned up all wet and crying for his breakfast, so I guess I'll have to work from home today, oh shucks 100
Reposted by ToastConstance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me trying to maintain a sense of whimsy despite the geopolitical circumstances 1203
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026trying to fall asleep and I started thinking about imaginary numbers and got pissed off 000
Reposted by ToastFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want. 1556993
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The beacons of gondor being lit but it's just shitty frat houses getting torched 000
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Always happy to see the littlest man waiting for me when I get home from work 020
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tiny little teeth in the nose, nose hairs in the mouth 001
Reposted by ToastJean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Many comfortable white people prefer to believe the lie that welfare recipients are just lazy scammers since the alternative is deeply uncomfortable: people are suffering as a result of the same structure that enables their comfort. 1639
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The many types of Marvin loaf; neat and tidy, long and gangly 130
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"so and so it typing" most useless technological development since read receipts 010
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026with enough practice at depersonalization can I turn myself into a rock? 000
Reposted by ToastAlice Wickenden @awickenden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my favourite typo is, & will always be, ‘the literary cannon’ 4943349
Reposted by ToastRat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my work assistant is very bossy and keeps drinking my coffee 926657
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026stuck my head out the front door and pspsps'd to see if Marvin was around and confused a dude walking his dog 020
Reposted by ToastCitrus medicka @bigwheel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026love that this band stayed good for so long youtu.be/sokdL-0iV9s?...youtu.beBody Count - Talk Shit, Get Shot (Official Music Video)YouTube video by SUMERIAN 052
Reposted by ToastJean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I miss going to see movies. I'm not entitled to movies that appeal to me, so I'm not mad exactly, just sad. I'd like to see things, even very imperfect things, that have something to say beyond "buy our collector's edition popcorn bucket". 4131
Reposted by Toastescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026As someone in the US and not subject to the UK's "any speech left of Oswald Mosley might be terrorism, so watch it guvna" laws, i feel confident in saying that it would be legally and morally justified if security forces shot every single far-right fascist in the Channel trying to commit murder. 5545127
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Physically I am at work. Mentally I am doing a dead man's float in a bog deep in the woods. 020
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"masking is dumb" I see you, Nurgle cultist, you can't trick me into catching measles that easy 000
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYh2...youtube.comTURBO TAKYON ( Death Grips x Carpenter Brut )YouTube video by Graeme Gibbons 000
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026IT: I need my password reset again, I can't get in, why does this keep happening? It keeps happening because you keep forgetting your own password. 030
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There's a lot about the Book of Job I don't get but one thing in particular is how exactly are God and the Devil chatting? Just casually meeting up on neutral ground to make their wager? Can the Devil get close enough to heaven to throw rocks at God's window? 000
Reposted by ToastJean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What a fucking joke. Anyone who works for ICE in any capacity or defends them any way should be complete social pariahs forever. 4342
Reposted by ToastCheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Autism has arrived! 41539521
Reposted by Toastdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112542547
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've heard other people in the neighborhood call him Oakley or Stitch, he gets around lol but to me he's Marvin 110
Reposted by ToastSimon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 20/09/2026Good pose. Excellent form. Perfect. 191755275
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I bet biting people feels so good when you have rabies 010
Reposted by Toastsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Briefly detained” = beat half to death 7549241648
