Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 3hcold and overcast, raining, and Marvin turned up all wet and crying for his breakfast, so I guess I'll have to work from home today, oh shucks 100
Reposted by ToastConstance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 3hMe trying to maintain a sense of whimsy despite the geopolitical circumstances 1153
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 12htrying to fall asleep and I started thinking about imaginary numbers and got pissed off 000
Reposted by ToastFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 15hone thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want. 1030058
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 15hThe beacons of gondor being lit but it's just shitty frat houses getting torched 000
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 21hAlways happy to see the littlest man waiting for me when I get home from work 020
Reposted by ToastJean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 23hMany comfortable white people prefer to believe the lie that welfare recipients are just lazy scammers since the alternative is deeply uncomfortable: people are suffering as a result of the same structure that enables their comfort. 1639
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The many types of Marvin loaf; neat and tidy, long and gangly 130
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"so and so it typing" most useless technological development since read receipts 010
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026with enough practice at depersonalization can I turn myself into a rock? 000
Reposted by ToastAlice Wickenden @awickenden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my favourite typo is, & will always be, ‘the literary cannon’ 4943249
Reposted by ToastRat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my work assistant is very bossy and keeps drinking my coffee 926757
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026stuck my head out the front door and pspsps'd to see if Marvin was around and confused a dude walking his dog 020
Reposted by ToastCitrus medicka @bigwheel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026love that this band stayed good for so long youtu.be/sokdL-0iV9s?...youtu.beBody Count - Talk Shit, Get Shot (Official Music Video)YouTube video by SUMERIAN 052
Reposted by ToastJean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I miss going to see movies. I'm not entitled to movies that appeal to me, so I'm not mad exactly, just sad. I'd like to see things, even very imperfect things, that have something to say beyond "buy our collector's edition popcorn bucket". 4131
Reposted by Toastescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026As someone in the US and not subject to the UK's "any speech left of Oswald Mosley might be terrorism, so watch it guvna" laws, i feel confident in saying that it would be legally and morally justified if security forces shot every single far-right fascist in the Channel trying to commit murder. 5545127
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Physically I am at work. Mentally I am doing a dead man's float in a bog deep in the woods. 020
Reposted by ToastAngela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ice murdered another manfreep.comMan dead after fleeing ICE agents in Grand RapidsA man died after crashing his car while fleeing ICE agents in Grand Rapids. Michigan State Police will investigate. 11420177
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"masking is dumb" I see you, Nurgle cultist, you can't trick me into catching measles that easy 000
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYh2...youtube.comTURBO TAKYON ( Death Grips x Carpenter Brut )YouTube video by Graeme Gibbons 000
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026IT: I need my password reset again, I can't get in, why does this keep happening? It keeps happening because you keep forgetting your own password. 030
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There's a lot about the Book of Job I don't get but one thing in particular is how exactly are God and the Devil chatting? Just casually meeting up on neutral ground to make their wager? Can the Devil get close enough to heaven to throw rocks at God's window? 000
Reposted by ToastJean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What a fucking joke. Anyone who works for ICE in any capacity or defends them any way should be complete social pariahs forever. 4342
Reposted by ToastCheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Autism has arrived! 41532520
Reposted by Toastdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 3069241689
Reposted by ToastSimon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 20/09/2026Good pose. Excellent form. Perfect. 191756275
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I bet biting people feels so good when you have rabies 010
Reposted by Toastsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Briefly detained” = beat half to death 7549261648
Reposted by ToastK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 20/09/2026WET! FREAKS! WET! FREAKS! EVERYONE LOVES OUR WET! CONSTRUCTION! FREAKS! 7510114
Reposted by ToastEncephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Anyway. Feed an Omelas child today. Donate to Gaza Soup Kitchen. 3/3gazasoupkitchen.orgHome - Gaza Soup Kitchen | Donate to Palestine NGO and Help Gaza Families with Food & WaterSupport Gaza Soup Kitchen, a grassroots Palestine NGO feeding thousands daily in Gaza. Donate to Palestine relief and help Gaza with food, clean water, and urgent aid. 0171
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026world's longest quietest yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh boooooooooiiiiiiii 160
Reposted by ToastGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Imagining future digital archaeologists poring over boomer Facebook posts and attempting to use them to understand our culture and values the way we do tablets from the Library of Ashurbanipal 742444360
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My favorite kind of work drama is people relying all to emails asking to be removed and more people replying all to yell at the people for replying all 230
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dentist office makes me resubmit my insurance information, medical info, ect and the first question I get when I show up is if I still have [provider from five years ago] 010
Reposted by ToastVelodus✨ @velodus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Look at this thing! I approve of this cat. 2374
Reposted by ToastKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs! 212711348
Reposted by Toasthuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power. 903683356
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I love getting asked questions at work that answer themselves. "Who should we contact about testing the data feed from HR?" The HR team, I'd imagine "Thanks!" what am I even doing here, really 010
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026non-a.bandcamp.com/album/aesop-...non-a.bandcamp.comAesop Bach, by non-a16 track album 010
![[crashed and exploding fighter jets, a pilot using the ejector seat, another pilot giving a thumbs up from the cockpit]
YEP, ANOTHER CERTIFIED MARTIN-BANGER:
9,835,098,129 crashed F-16s
1,823,058,520 crashed F-18s
9,823,589 crashed F-35s
0 failed ejections
seriously we're losing like two jets a week at this point what's going on does anyone know](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xdrmdificlltovjippwxtyl5/bafkreidgtn4glykyv5jlslbpkse26tilfoideglc3fmp2wwvj4rhmiokay)
