Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Look at this tiny man, this mini fellow, a diminutive dude, a little guy 040
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Always happy to see the littlest man waiting for me when I get home from work 020
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The many types of Marvin loaf; neat and tidy, long and gangly 130
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026world's longest quietest yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh boooooooooiiiiiiii 160
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026outlook: hey you're not responding to the most recent email people making 10x my salary: 010
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I am shocked, SHOCKED, that no one's adopted this little sweetie yet 130
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It's me, the pet seducer, doing stuff like "letting your cat inside because there's an active thunderstorm going on and you left him outside for some reason". Later when he wakes up we're going to do bong rips and watch bird tv 010
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I stopped mowing a chunk of my yard and now I have corn 050
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026He curled up in the crook of my arm and purred himself to sleep 040
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026He's just a little guy, a tiny fellow, he's my chum, my compadre 070
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026how you going to lay there acting all cute like you weren't just biting my toes 020
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Someone had opinions about when bedtime should be last night 050
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026"Fred is not a fan of people or other cats, we think he might have been feral too long" Mmhmm, not so sure about that 010
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sorry, can't come in to work today, I'm stuck under an unmovable object 150
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Saw Marvin batting at something in the grass, little shit was playing with a bird. Took a few minutes to come to before flying off up into the trees 000
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026going outside to take continuous poison damage like a dark souls character 020
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Miniature Australian Shepard pet status: resounding success 040
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I will feed every animal that comes through my yard by hand or die trying 010
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Good morning to the tiny baby and the new soot sprite of the backyard 020
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 10/06/2026It's literally one of the symbols most commonly associated with nazism 263
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Someone's mad the squirrels beat them to the peanuts 100
Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 24/03/2026the internet allows one to purchase cursed objects from the comfort of their own home 010