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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Send food and coffee and a book, I'm trapped
Marvin, laying next to me in bed, his paws resting on my arm as he snuggles in next to me, his biscuits are sharp and I can't move Marvin now using my arm for a pillow, both paws holding my arm as he falls asleep. He's been cuddling now for like six hours and I'm getting hungry
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look at this tiny man, this mini fellow, a diminutive dude, a little guy
Marvin, laying curled up on my recliner, with his back twisted so his face is pointing up, his paws are curled over his face leaving his tiny pink nose visible between them, his back feet are curled up like little velociraptor clawsA close up of Marvin's sleeping face, his cute pink nose, and tiny little mouth, his beans are visible on his paws, they are pink and bit dirty as he probably needs a proper bath
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Found his catnap button
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always happy to see the littlest man waiting for me when I get home from work
Marvin sitting on my recliner, his tail curled up around his feet and his eyes closed in bliss as I scritch his tiny fuzzy headMarvin leaning in with his chin forward so I can scratch it for him, eyes closed still, shortly afterward he started licking my hand
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's lounging o'clock
A black squirrel, laying on top of the fence, tiny little paws visible as it's stomach hangs between the fence slatsAnother black squirrel, clinging to a tree branch, small black eye visible against its black fur, and two tiny little ears peaking up off its head
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ooh good form, little orange long boy
Marvin, now stretched out so long his paws are hanging over  the armrest and his feet and sticking out over the other side, his face all small and cute
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The many types of Marvin loaf; neat and tidy, long and gangly
Marvin curled up all neat and tidy, his paws tucked under his head and his tail curled up around his feet, sleeping on my reclinerMarvin now splayed out with his head upside down, and all legs straight, his body shaped like a croissant if it had legs
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ooh big stretch
Marvin, doing a big stretch with all four legs at once, looking extra long and gangly
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's just a little guy
Marvin, laying on his back so I can pet his tummy, paws dangling in the air, eyes closed and his face so tiny and adorable and orangeMarvin's tiny little head and fuzzy chin and pink nose, looking to the side as he rolls over from tummy time
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
world's longest quietest yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh boooooooooiiiiiiii
Marvin the neighbors orange cat tucked up in the crook of my arm, his little face in my arm pitMarvin, eyes closed and one paw making biscuits on my arm pit, his body is wedged between me and the seat armrestMarvin tiny orange face, eyes closed as he rumbles raspily, still poking my armpit with those tiny needle knivesMarvin has done a big stretch, arm sticking up towards my face
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
outlook: hey you're not responding to the most recent email people making 10x my salary:
DW from the TV show Arthur saying "That sign won't stop me, because I can't read!"
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am shocked, SHOCKED, that no one's adopted this little sweetie yet
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got em with the pspsps
A tiny tabby kitten sits on a red and black checkered blanket, next to a black cat house with a teenage tabby sitting on it. Both are not looking at the camera, instead looking to the leftBoth the kitten and teen are now looking at the camera with their tiny little heads and big ears and cute little faces
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Little cheddar baby
Marvin, laying on my recliner on his back, legs and belly sticking straight up and his front paws curled together off to the side, his eyes are closed and his mouth is making a tiny little Y shape, hanging open just a tiny bit
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's me, the pet seducer, doing stuff like "letting your cat inside because there's an active thunderstorm going on and you left him outside for some reason". Later when he wakes up we're going to do bong rips and watch bird tv
Marvin, the neighbors cat, laying on my recliner after I finished toweling him off, eyes closed as he enjoys some petsMarvin, passed out, his tiny little perfect face laying flat against the recliner seat, tiny paws sticking out to the side.  He twitches a little as he dreams of whatever cats dream about.
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I stopped mowing a chunk of my yard and now I have corn
A corncob grows on a large green corn stalk in my backyard, yet I did not plant corn.  This plot was originally catmint.
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He curled up in the crook of my arm and purred himself to sleep
Marvin the neighbors orange cat, curled up in the crook of my elbow, laying on the pillow next to my head. His paws are pressed into my neck and he keeps making spikey biscuits with his tiny needle claws Marvin asleep with his head drooped weirdly over his body rather than laying flat on the pillow, he fell asleep while I was scratching his cheeksMarvin now laying flat with his head resting on the pillow next to mine, curled up with his tail tucked under his paws, which are still outstretched to touch my neck and chest
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He's just a little guy, a tiny fellow, he's my chum, my compadre
Marvin, laying on his back on my bed, eyes closed and looking like he has a small smile, he fell asleep while I was petting him, his purrs turning into tiny little snores.
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
how you going to lay there acting all cute like you weren't just biting my toes
Marvin, the neighbors cat, looking extra orange in the morning light, laying on the foot of my bed after waking me up by trying to bite my feet like I didn't have ten minutes left before my alarm went off.  His little face and yellow eyes have no remorse.  It's a good thing he's so cute.
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
he's a little wyvern cause he's got no arms
A picture of Marvin, laying on the ground like a croissant. I've doodled him to look like an orange wyvern, breathing fire on some houses and preparing to stomp on a stick figure.  The quality of the drawing is best described as 'MS Paint'-esque in that it's terrible.
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone had opinions about when bedtime should be last night
Marvin the neighbors cat, standing on my bed, mouth open mid meow at me because it's bed time and I'm not in bed yetMarvin, laying stretched out along my shin, now fast asleep with his face nose down into the blanket
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's a tie but they're both masterpieces
The album cover for DJ Shadow's "Endtroducing", showing a record store with two people perusing the musicThe album cover for Morphine's "The Night", showing a circle of flower petals against a dark background
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ooooooh big stretch blep
Marvin doing a big stretch with his legs all out straight and his spine in an S shape, his face is all scrunched up and his little pink tongue is sticking out, his eyes are closed and he looks so silly
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Fred is not a fan of people or other cats, we think he might have been feral too long" Mmhmm, not so sure about that
Fred, a striped tabby, looking utterly pathetic and sad curled up inside a cat house on a cat treeFred, arching his back into my hand for more skritches, paws pressed up against the wall of the cat house, starting to make biscuits as he begins purringFred, still looking the saddest a cat has ever looked, now curled up into an orb, his head pressed into the palm of my hand as I scratch his head
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sorry, can't come in to work today, I'm stuck under an unmovable object
Marvin, the neighbors orange cat, sleeping on my bed with his head resting on my palm like it's a pillow.  He is snoring and purring simultaneously somehow.
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Saw Marvin batting at something in the grass, little shit was playing with a bird. Took a few minutes to come to before flying off up into the trees
A small gray and brown bird sits camouflaged on the ground, small clover and grass sprouts stick up from the ground, with the dead leaves and patches of dirt matching the coloring on the birdA gloved hand holding a small brown bird, it's beak is resting on my forefinger and it's tiny feet are holding on to my ring finger as it looks around to see if it's safe to fly
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
going outside to take continuous poison damage like a dark souls character
a graph displaying the air quality index for my town, with a current level of 'Hazardous', the highest level.  Air Quality Index of 605.
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Miniature Australian Shepard pet status: resounding success
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I will feed every animal that comes through my yard by hand or die trying
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
He fell asleep on my hand and bleeped
Marvin the neighbors orange cat, sleeping on my bed with his head resting on the palm of my handMarvin still using my hand for a pillow, his toe beans dirty from being outside most of the timeMarvin snuggled even more into my palm, doing little bites in his sleep with the tiniest blep sticking out of his mouthMarvin still sleeping like an adorable angel, his tiny pink tongue sticking out of his mouth
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Good morning to the tiny baby and the new soot sprite of the backyard
Marvin the neighbors orange cat, laying on my bed next to me, eyes closed as I scratch his tiny orange headA small black cat with very green eyes sitting in my backyard among the grass and wild flower weeds
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Got savagely mauled by a tiger last night
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Look at this sleepy baby
A close up of Marvin the neighbors orange cat, sleeping on top of a crumbled up comforter, his face snuggled into a fold of the blanketAn above view of Marvin sleeping on the comforter, laying like a long orange potato, face planted into the blanket and paws all tucked up under his body
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
yesss, yess, yes! Nap together!
Marvin the neighbors orange cat and Willow my Australian Shepard laying on the couch together, as they're both sleepy babies. Willow looks sad while Marvin appears oblivious mid bath.Willow and Marvin falling asleep together on the couch, Willow's eyes are dropping shut as I scratch her head, as she uses the couch arm as a pillow. Marvin continues to clean himself in the background.
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's literally one of the symbols most commonly associated with nazism
The wikipedia entry for bans on Nazi symbols, clearly showing the totenkopf as one of the three "symbols that are most commonly associated with nazism"
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Tacos at the park and counted 32 robins
Me, my partner Willa, and our dog Willow sitting on a picnic table eating tacos. Willow the Australian Shepard is standing on the table smiling at the camera
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Buck list item: hold a baby duckling - complete
A small black and yellow duckling sitting in the palm of my hand, as I try to find where his mom and siblings went after Marvin tried to hunt them
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Met the neighbors puppy
A small brown pit bull puppy with a little white splot on her nose, her eyes big and puppy like, sniffing at my handA small brown pitbull puppy, with her chin in my hand so I can give her scritches, she has a pink spot on her lip that looks like a heart
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Who mostly just seem confused
A gray squirrel standing on its back feet like a meerkat on the edge of a planter box, tiny front paws curled up at its chest, looking to the sideThe gray squirrel still standing upright, now looking at the camera, paws still held together at its chest
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Someone's mad the squirrels beat them to the peanuts
An angry looking groundhog, sitting near my back fence. It's incredibly round looking with narrowed eyes and a comical little pouty mouthThe same groundhog, turning their head away and up from my yard, looking like the biggest plumpest squirrel to ever exist
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
He's just so baby, it's ridiculous
Marvin the neighbors orange cat laying on his stomach in his blanket nest with his face sticking up over the edge, tiny nose visible, eyes closed and his tail peaking up behind himMarvin curled his face into the blanket, paws tucked up under his head as a pillow.Marvin laying with his legs stretched out straight, and one paw bent at a silly angle, his head smushed into the blankets and one ear visible Marvin resting his head on the edge of the blanket nest, his paw now holding onto the edge, both ears visible, eyes closed
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Look at this thing, behold it.
Marvin the neighbors orange cat looking up at the camera with barely open eyes like he's squinting. He is curled up in a blankets nest and looks like he's smiling. His face is tiny and his mouth looks like :3 emoji
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Where is your face little man
Marvin the neighbors orange cat, curled up in a gray blanket with his face buried under his tail, tiny paws visible next to his headA close up Marvin's face buried into the blankets with his tail up by his little white eyebrows, orange striped fur visible
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Just a little guy, a tiny fella even
Marvin laying like a croissant, his tiny head resting on his front paws, eyes closedA close up of Marvin's tiny head resting on top of his paws, his eyes closed and his striped orange fur pattern visible
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Excellent nap form, great stuff
Marvin the neighbors orange cat asleep on my couch, his ear smushed under his head and his paw draped over his faceMarvin tiny face and cute pink nose, his ear still smushed under his head, eyes closed, his paws now stretched down towards his feet
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Someone's mad I interrupted his squirrel hunt
Marvin the neighbors orange cat, sitting in a high tension loaf pose, staring at me annoyed I distracted him while he was stalking the squirrels
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
quiet, don't wake the baby
Marvin the neighbors orange cat, stuffed in-between my leg and the arm of the recliner like a hotdog, with his arms both sticking out straightA side view of Marvin, his cheek laying tucked against his arm, eyes closed, completely asleep next to me
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That's my spot but it's fine I guess
Marvin the neighbors cat, sleeping on my recliner, he's curled up and using his little paws as a pillow in an adorable manner
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
when the edible hits
Willow, an australian shepherd dog laying on her back on a couch like a person, sinking into the pillows, her mouth open a tiny bit with her little teeth visible, her eyes are drooping shuta close up of Willow's face, her eyes are mostly closed and her mouth hangs open, making her look stoned out of her mind
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Toast @dauntingtoaster.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
the internet allows one to purchase cursed objects from the comfort of their own home
a green leather book cover, on the cover is a bizarre illustration of a group of children in robes cluster around one who is holding an open book, their faces are empty screaming masks stretched like wax over a mannequin as they peer over the shoulder of the book holder at whatever it displays.
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