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Constance Boo Chile (he/him)

@constancewhewchile.bsky.social
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This ain’t no party. This ain’t no disco. This is my Bluesky.

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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 2h
The patron saint of twinks who don’t pad in drag
Norman Bates dressed as his mother
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 4h
Victoria Monet puts more effort into an interlude than some folks do on their whole album
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Wendy Williams Sips Coffee
Alt: Wendy Williams Sips Coffee
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 6h
Happy five year anniversary at the library to moi
Me in a houndstooth sweater, holding a copy of Henry Hoke’s Open throat
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 22h
Me every week hoping that this season of #DragRaceUK will be good
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love the Boulet Brothers.
Chris Kattan and Molly Shannon as their Goth Talk snl characters
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fashion on lock
Yours truly in pink hat and pink and green sweater
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This month? Is for her.
Kimberley Locke and her single 8th World Wonder
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning, this is where we’re at with the death penalty in the United States in case you were wondering
Lady at Sophia’s fake wake telling her it’s selfish of her not to be dead
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Locketober!
John Locke from the tv show Lost
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me if I was in an 80s slasher film
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Girl who is gonna be okay
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Politically, this where we're at.
Joan Holloway yelling, "Do you understand that having you out here is the same as having no one?!"Joan Holloway saying, "Because you're an idiot."
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HBO commercials trying to get me to watch H@rry Pothead
Droog getting his eyes forced open in a clock work orange
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me trying to maintain a sense of whimsy despite the geopolitical circumstances
Final girl from original Texas chainsaw massacre in the back of a truck
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Opening photos on Wednesdays on Bluesky
Diva from much ado about nothing saying you are an ass
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when the session is over
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Tracey Ullman: Go Home!
Alt: Tracey Ullman: Go Home!
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when opportunity knocks
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Golden Girls: Dorothy and Stan at the Door
Alt: Golden Girls: Dorothy and Stan at the Door
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you finish a Ryan Murphy show
A destroyed flat screen on a front lawn
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When it’s been awhile
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everybody when I log in to Bluesky
Carrie Bradshaw ducking at her laptop saying oh my god he’s online
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Michelle Obama: 'You're Entitled to Your Wrong Opinion'
Alt: Michelle Obama: 'You're Entitled to Your Wrong Opinion'
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you spot a Herbie the Lovebug replica while on a walk, it’s sign you’ll be fully loaded, too.
A car made to look like herbie the love bug
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I find it fascinating when genres like Hockey Romance take off. It reminds me of the post-Mad Men rush of retro-themed shows that used their settings to avoid having POC characters because it "wouldn't be realistic for the setting."
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Big Brain Meme Gesture
Alt: Big Brain Meme Gesture
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me every time construction starts up again in the basement of my job
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fuccboi fall ensemble
Red plaid pajamas pantsSuede moccasins
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Getting me through those Monday blues
Me in a blue gold and white print shirt wood bow tie and blue beret
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the best pop songs from one of the best girl groups of all time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFY4...
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Girls Aloud - The Loving Kind (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by GirlsAloudVEVO
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Soviet Russia, Texas chooses YOU
Yakov Smirnoff, comedian for his bit about "In Soviet Russia, car drives you" and riffs of that nature
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s talk about how CRJ’s You Don’t Know How It Feels would’ve fit neatly on Janet’s All For You album
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the Sunday Scaries Bradshaw show up to brunch
Carrie knocking on a restaurant window
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday blessings
Carrie saying he is a priest and Samantha saying he’s a hot priest
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dedicating this to all my mutuals this evening www.youtube.com/watch?v=35uH...
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Spice Girls - Saturday Night Divas (Live In Istanbul/1997)
YouTube video by Britney FM
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me if I have to hear that “Nicole Kidman” song in one more reel
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Meryl Streep as Mary Louise: Stressed Out
Alt: Meryl Streep as Mary Louise: Stressed Out
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taylor Swift on her awful Cleveland! song from Showgirl Give Us Nothing: The Re-Up
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friend: We're at the Oktoberfest parade! Me: Have fun. Roll out the feral or whatever they say in that song.
Two guys experience Oktoberfest faggotry
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Support women in STEM
Title screen for Josie and the Pussycats in outer space
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What I bring to a job interview
The potion from Death Becomes HerThe vial from the substance
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶 We go hard in this family We love hard in this family I'm in love with my family We've got room for insanity👍🏾
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The Addams Family Classic Group Photo
Alt: The Addams Family Classic Group Photo
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me escaping this town to avoid Oktoberfest
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Bewitched: Samantha's Broomstick Flight
Alt: Bewitched: Samantha's Broomstick Flight
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Frieda Claxton Friday #FCF
Frieda Claxton on golden girls telling Blanche she doesn’t recognize her with her clothes on
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SO you're telling me that "Tucker Wetmore" is somebody dating that Choosin' Taxidermy singer and NOT the name of a drag king competing on this season of King of Drag?!
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know men who have a kink about having as many babies as humanly possible while doing little to nothing to raise them properly? Creatively, that's Ryan Murphy.
Iyanla Vanzant episode with the guy with a ton of kids, holding dolls that represent all his children.
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten minutes into making out during Spooky Season
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Rocky Horror Picture Show Riff Raff
Alt: Rocky Horror Picture Show Riff Raff
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only person who should allowed in the White House press pool
Gail Hailstorm from Scary Movie
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me to every hot twunk/daddy I see in lederhosen Oktoberfest weekend
Lady Gaga at the MET Ball with the lyrics "I don't speak German but I can if you like"
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you wake up and realize today is the first day of Oktoberfest
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Cabaret Emcee: Willkomen, Bienvenue, Welcome
Alt: Cabaret Emcee: Willkomen, Bienvenue, Welcome
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope the next Lana Del Rey album is called "Did You Know There's a Lesbian Bar that Requires KN-95 Masks Except on Saturdays?"
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Whiteh0tpeppers Lana Del Rey
Alt: Whiteh0tpeppers Lana Del Rey
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I swear, Dem leadership would hear this song and go, "Oh that? That's just a cute little ditty. Nothing to worry about!"
The Nazi diva from Cabaret singing Tomorrow belongs to me
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎶No labels, I love you🎶
Me and one of my dearest friends of 20 years
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This shutting down was my burning of the library of Alexandria
The logo for the now defunct Ask dot com that closed may of 2026
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