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@datenschutt.bsky.social
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Hauptsächlich Fußball und Klima-Doom. Selbstbildnis als Emoji 🫩 Selten auch Blog unter datenschutt.wordpress.com

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Randy Au @randyau.com · 23h
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 21h
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Hackers heat French supermarket fridges, sparking fires and spoiling food | CNN
Hackers raised the temperature of refrigerators and freezers ​at hundreds of French supermarkets to as high as 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit) overnight, causing fires and spoiling food.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Himfluencer. @theonion.com
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm making a plush! Back my silly kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just don't care about any ~law enforcement~ story coming out of this administration because the idea of this man enforcing laws is preposterous on its face. We're talking about an arsonist doing fire code inspections. You're a sucker if you engage with any of it in good faith
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Christian @datenschutt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Christian @datenschutt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bluesky schon manchmal unabsichtlich witzig.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
these companies need to be strangled to death with the full force of the regulatory state at the soonest opportunity
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also bizarre: 1) buying a gift for your kids based on an LLM distilling online marketing materials, versus knowing your kids 2) the bot didn't "shop around for the best price" it just bought at the official store, no mention of a coupon etc 3) the bot didn't tell him just *what* it bought his kids
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10/10/2026
the fundamental thing wrong with this ai-driven "hyper personalization" pipe dream is that your preferences are constantly changing, primarily in response to experiencing things that are different from your current preferences and expectations, through this little-known process called Living.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-h…
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
shoutout to the guest artists for my new book, including Sarah's Scribbles! Get the book HERE ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
finally, the median voter final boss
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サメとメンダコ🦈🐙namelessmm2 @namelessmm2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 3 Lemonade Shark レモンザメのレモネードスタンド🍋🪄︎︎🫧 the lemonade alchemist #Sharktober2026 #Sharktober #レモンの日 でした #イラスト #illustration
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サメとメンダコ🦈🐙namelessmm2 @namelessmm2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1 キャラメルアップル りんごの仕立屋さん🍎🎀🎩 caramel apple tailor #spookysweetober2026 #spookysweetober #イラスト #illustration
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
like, this isn’t even an “AI could create that much value” versus “no it can’t” argument - let’s grant the premise, let’s say it does in that world, with these people in charge, unemployment and poverty explode and no safety net is built to handle it
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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charlie @spacehearts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up
a mosaic relief to st. rat
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is a mini christchurch but with the twist that you paid for it with your taxes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Biggest Supreme Court Cases This Term theonion.com/biggest-supreme-court-…
Mail-In Voting: States have petitioned the high court on mail-in voting concerns, citing evidence that citizens risk electing candidates who will best represent them.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ivan Turgenev's "Execution of Troppmann" is a short essay, published in 1870, that gives a first-hand account of the writer attending a public execution in Paris. Turgenev's details how the drunk, unruly crowd turned a somber moment into a carnival. A deeply moving essay; I encourage you to read it.
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they're putting agentic AI agents into the Halloween candy this year #PSA
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/10/2026
According to sources familiar with the matter, someone made up the numbers entirely, and uhhh,,,,,,,,

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	According to a person with knowledge of the matter, the discrepancy arose from attempts by OpenAI’s own investors to produce a direct comparison with Anthropic’s annualised revenues. The pair calculate the figure in different ways, with Anthropic including the revenue from sales via cloud partners such as AWS and Google Cloud, while OpenAI does not.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
Vance's model immigrant Elon Musk has sucked up more taxpayer-funded largesse than entire generations of asylum seekers combined, interfered with government policy, bought elections, and perpetrated a decade-long crime spree... he's literally the only immigrant we can't afford more of!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2026
putting “raising my child” in the catagory of ways how ai will streamline my life
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
its genuinely incredible that the government has been taken over by vandals, thieves, and bald-faced liars and the media is more or less reporting on them like they're normal heads of state
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Abbott and Costello Meet Other Mommy @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, [badly photoshopped] boycotting Harry Potter, [photoshop ended]Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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Janine Wissler @janinewissler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heute wurde in Sachsen-Anhalt zum ersten Mal in der Geschichte der BRD ein Rechtsradikaler zum Präsidenten eines Parlaments gewählt. Mit Stimmen der CDU. Das ist eine Zäsur. Und Thierse, Fischer und Co warnen am gleichen Tag vor der Linken. Welch ein gefährlicher Irrsinn.
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Regierungsbildung in Berlin
Prominente von CDU, Grünen und SPD
warnen vor Rot-Grün-Rot
Joschka Fischer, Wolfgang Thierse, Peter Altmaier: Dutzende bekannte Stimmen sprechen sich in einem Appell gegen eine Regierung von Linken, Grünen und SPD in Berlin aus.
Die Vorsondierungen gehen derweil weiter.
06.10.2026, 22.39 Uhr
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the essay is a narrative written by Ronaldo in the purest notes app quasi-apology genre form depicting himself as the Real Victim Here, describing how he ended up leaving the national team camp the core of the story is (for real) about Jorge Jesus not reading the talking points Ronaldo gave him
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New York State declares a “Measles Emergency”* (*Latest Fad) Thankfully, help is on it’s way ... @theonion.com @governor.ny.gov
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-…
Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 05/10/2026
Accelerator Energies xkcd.com/3306/
Comic. [Chart with track length on x axis: 10cm, 1m, 10m, 100m, 1km, 10km, 100km; collision energy on y axis: 1eV, 1keV, 1MeV, 1GeV, 1TeV, 1PeV, 10^18eV, 10^21eV, 10^24eV, 10^27eV. Scatterplot increases in a mostly linear shape with points for first cyclotrons, ADA, cosmotron, bevatron, BEPC-II, J-PARC, CEBAF, RHIC, tevatron, large Hadron Collider. An outlier near the top of the chart is Daytona Speedway.]
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Atze Engelke @liamoneandonly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guter Journalismus will bezahlt sein deswegen schließe ich gerne ein Abo bei einem „Mitte-links“ Medienhaus ab um Leitartikel darüber dass die Linke die neue NSDAP ist zu lesen aber auch eine freche „konservative“ Kolumne (für die Meinungsvielfalt) dass Muslime vielleicht keine Menschen sind
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