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Geobica @geobica.com · 28/08/2026
Anyway, a project I've been on and off typing up over the past couple months is a big list of all the basic web design elements that in my opinion give away a website as having not been designed by a human. I've enumerated these as "The 5 Tells of Vibe Design":
A list of the five tells with screenshots illustrating each.

The tells are:
1. Colors (shown with a site with a dark blue color palette)
2. The Text (a site with many emoji and AI generated copy)
3. CSS Styles (the twitter.now page, with characteristic rounded rectangles and left-border elements)
4. Design Priorities (a site that uses a dashboard format to display inane details prominently)
5. The Creator's Relationship to the Product (a site whose domain registration has lapsed)
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
hey computer idiot, thanks for shaving your head to buy me that fancy watch chain. what a poignant display of selfless love. too bad it's 2025 and nobody uses watches anymore, shoulda bought me a phone chain or something dummy. aw, chin up. i got two presents for you right here
a picture of me wrapped in what i can only describe as a bright heavenly light, flipping off the camera with both fingers. there is an expression of pain on my face
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El Biter @bitermc.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Man, I can't get this out of my head. Everytime I hear or read a rightie, with their usual bullshit, I remember this post. So you don't want to pay taxes and think civilization sustains itself magically... Of course, my 12 yo.. You think it's horrible to have regulations of any kind.. Yeah, sure 12
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LRSH - Education Podcast @lrshedupodcast.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Yup! People who’ve lived a life papering over consequences stagnate at the age they last faced consequences because discomfort is the root of all education growth change and prosocial life skills
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
"Aww, tofu and vegetables? Real men eat hamburgers for dinner, Dad! They don't eat rabbit food!" Kid, this is sweet and spicy deep fried tofu, stir fry vegetables, and fried rice with pulled chicken in it. It's the farthest thing from health food to have ever been made our of rice and veggies.
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ezrijadzia ☀️🐱🌼 @ezrijadzia.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
what this is reminding me of is being in journalism classes and being taught to always write at a sixth grade level because that was the average american's reading comprehension (unsure if this is true! just what I was taught).
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
"You LIKE your girlfriend? And want to spend time with and do things for her?! Corny and gay, lol" You bet, little man, all my friends and I had the same outlook on dating when we were twelve!
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Actually Daddy DiFran @kyle.difrances.co · 29/09/2025
Exactly... been saying "simple-minded solutions for simple-minded people" (derogatory) for years. Zero ability to have a nuanced thought. "I wanna keep out all brown people... hmm let's just build a wall" "Too many people on welfare... hmm let's take that away so they're "inspired" to get a job"
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
"Windmills and solar panels are borrrrriiinnngg! They never explode! I want to drive a giant noisy truck that everyone hears coming, and that shoots FIRE out the exhaust, and you can't do that in an EV." Of course, little man. Now finish your cornflakes, the schoolbus will be here soon.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The two great problems of our time: grown adults who are emotionally 12 and the other adults who keep saying “we have to hear them out, they’re grown adults, it’s not like they’re emotionally 12, right?”
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American Century of BOO-miliation @johnperich.com · 08/09/2025
"I want to build a tunnel to Mars and drive my robocars around there." sounds great kiddo, remember you've got that board in your room where you can hang your drawings up? Use the little magnets.
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Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸 @gaughen.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This is so accurate! "Vaccines are bad, because I'm afraid of needles." "Climate change isn't real because it snowed once last year." "We need to remove people who speak languages I can't understand." "Other countries will pay our taxes for us!" It's a child's understanding of the world.
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WodosTheRatlord @wodostheratlord.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
"Our military should never defend, only attack because attacking is how you WIN! We kill people and we're good at it! I'm going to keep saying the word 'lethality' like I just learned it! And no fatties allowed!" - Petey Hegseth, age 11-1/2
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Tim Pierce @unchi.org · 04/10/2025
“You guys in the army are so fucking rad, all you have to do all day is kill people and break things” is peak Everybody Here is Twelve Theory.
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I genuinely think this theory explains everything. The rise of comic book movies, the phenomenal success of video games and professional wrestling, the addiction to vapid social media, the ongoing mess of politics and tech. Cops wanting to look like GI Joe toys.
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Dragon Nexus @dragonnexus.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I've felt this in my soul for a while now. Since the pandemic. People screaming in the streets about how they want haircuts and to go to the mall and to disobey rules they don't want to follow. Having the most childish temper tantrums on TV and in public over minor inconveniences. Toddler behaviour
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
A game that loudly and boldly says "if workers organize they WILL start scalping people and killing anyone wearing eye glasses"
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
It's very clear the next tech grift after the AI bubble pops will be centered around convincing the megarich they can live forever in exchange for investment capital. I know I've seen a brain uploading scam, but I think the real money is in the promise if future "gene therapy"
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
110% tax on all income over $200k
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Centrist/Moderate is great branding because it implies reasonableness but there's nothing reasonable about stubbornly clinging to pro-business and pro-upper class politics when the country is falling apart. This is an ideology like any other, and it's a bad one
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Kanekuo @kanekuo.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
the "asking how we will pay for (good public service) while refusing to address constant military overspending" canned response always makes me want to put my head through a wall. Like dude,,,, they can just manifest more money, its literally that simple.
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
If you enjoy Bloodborne you really owe it to yourself to read EM Carroll's WRITHE (it's free) emcarroll.itch.io/writhe
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cannebrown.bsky.social @cannebrown.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Historical cartoon. History is (always) now.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 09/07/2025
Be a big robot.
A big red robot breaking through a concrete wall. The concrete flies around them in slow motion as they strut into the room with their large, muscular robot arms. The robot says, "Does this vacation rental have  carbon monoxide alarms?" The text reads: Be a big robot when it comes to vacation rental safety. Ask if your rental has working smoke/carbon monoxide alarms.
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Colin Durant @colindurant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I hesitate to label (waves hands at everything) with an Idiocracy reference, but this might be as “fuck you, I’m eating” as it gets.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
So fun fact: /r/unitedkingdom will permaban you for calling someone a racist, but not for calling immigrants rapists.
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 24/06/2025
Tesla robotaxis swerving into the wrong lane and driving over the speed limit have already caught the eye of federal regulators, as @kirstenkorosec.bsky.social uncovered. And in two instances, a robotaxi suddenly hit the breaks near police vehicles in adjacent parking lots.
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Tesla's robotaxis have already caught the attention of federal safety regulators | TechCrunch
Federal safety regulators have reached out to Tesla a day after the automaker began providing rides in its branded robotaxis in Austin.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/06/2025
nonzero chance that neither the World Cup nor the 2028 Summer Olympics take place in the United States the way things are going
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Atima Omara @atimaomara.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 11/06/2025
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
i think I'm just extremely defensive of fetish artists and kinksters cuz like, they're chill people and I have my own kinks I'd rather keep offline and they've been nothing but supportive of me and understanding. the spaces that moralized sex and kinks for "safety" almost lynched me so uh yeah.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/06/2025
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Seems like most people on here are anti-evil. That's the kind of insular groupthink that loses elections :/
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/06/2025
Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.
protesters surround federal detention center in Los Angeles
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. There is support. You don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this post (quotes are disabled) is very good advice for writing in general and also as someone writing in games it makes me break into a cold sweat
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
Tweet from @thekafkadude

It's really funny how America and the UK stopped investing in infrastructure in the 1980s because the free market will pave potholes and make the trains run on time and now literally nothing works and you cannot go anywhere or do anything but like 4 people are richer than God.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/06/2025
we’re reaching insane levels of caring about meaningless shit
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/06/2025
there’s a valuable lesson here for democrats in that voters want politicians to be bold and clearly stand FOR SOMETHING but i have a feeling democrats will continue opening TACO trucks in front of the white house or begging for war with iran instead sadly
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