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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐

@themontgomery.bsky.social
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Quotidian dumbass, tech functionary, Minneapolitan. He/him.

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Summer 🏳️‍⚧️ @artgirlsummer.bsky.social · 16h
"Trump voters voted for $7 diesel and $15 beef. You're smarter than that. Vote Democrat."
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Regular reminder that TN employs a 1-drug protocol, consisting of pentobarbitol only. Human formulations ceased production in 2020, and TN won't confirm their current source. Drug efficacy is dosgy because stockpiles are past their shelf life, or are grey-market compounded/veterinary formulations.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
every mid-sized suburban town got that one Local Magician
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Sunbelt Suburbs Occupation Government, like all fascist movements, depends heavily on contrived cultural touchstones. Botted streams of pop-country pablum is part of the plan.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not that I trust Democrats to win any close elections at all, but GOP internals must be real lousy if Trump is putting his thumb on the scale for Republicans in *Iowa*, for a boondoggle that will never be built.
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Johnny L. @johnnylandmine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Norm Gunderson saying the quoted post
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good evening, "Last Ditch" was a 24-month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Millennial hiring managers are ableist for screening candidates that bring a coffee to the interview"
Tweet from Patches (@AsbestoPatches): "You thought you were gunna be doing spy shit when you signed up for the CIA huh"
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Regular reminder that at least 5 sitting GOP Senators could be ejected *right now* per reasonable read of "Inhabits" in Article 1, §3 of the Constitution: - Marshall (KS, lives in FL) - Tuberville (AL, lives in FL) - McCormick (PA, lives in CT) - Sheehy (MT, lives in MN) - Hawley (MO, lives in VA)
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did all that tinpot dictator shit to oust JPow for a lapdog, only for the lapdog to cave to the bond markets anyway, lmao.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know the comparison is passé, but if Kamala Harris had said this, there'd have been weekly January 6ths in every city
A Tweet from unusual_whales, "US Energy Secretary has said that Americans should drive less if they want lower gas prices, per BI"
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 28/08/2026
GTA 6 is going to come out and more than one person is going to play it ask "who is this even for?" every Grand Theft Auto game is made for a twenty four year old stoner in, and this is crucial, 2007
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me and my friends would have killed Nathan Cofnas with hammers I can tell you that much
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Turns out the victims of Metro Surge REALLY were not going to abide a quisling that thanks ICE for their service. Fuck yeah.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Guy who buys a busted old jukebox, hollows it out, and mounts it on a mechanical bull motor. He charges his bar patrons $10 a pop to spend time in what he calls the Pukebox.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is Dungeon Crawler Carl worth the hype Maybe my hater instincts have grown too sensitive, but Matt Dinniman is setting off the Milkshake Duck detector for me
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I always knew I would fail at being popular on a mid-tier microblogging platform, but I didn't need the evidence to show itself so brutally
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
[Grim Reaper claw machine meme] Lindsey Graham? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?!
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The whole Internet loves Blackwater Nazi Tattoo Democrat, the lovely Democrat espousing left-wing populism! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Dem is a rapist
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
[Deep Blue Something after reading some Kropotkin] And I said, what about, bread/class epiphanies?
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Me: I follow British politics Her: Oh yeah? Then who's the outgoing PM?! Me: Uhhhh
Some kale seedlings, with a label that reads "Kale Starbor $6.99 6-pak",with some pots filled with bare soil in the background
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I always used to roll my eyes at the hot take of "dogs are white supremacy," but boy, did the authors have a point.
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Ouroboros @ouroborosop.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Kiddo asked for his sandwiches to be cut into triangles. He did not specify that they had to be congruent.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Kids will want to see the original Milli Vanilli!"
Entertainment exec from The Simpsons S07E02, "Radioactive Man," exasperatedly explaining to his colleague. No caption, but implied dialog:

"Kids will want to see the original Radioactive Man."

"I keep telling you, he's 73 years old and he's dead."
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Jared Polis retire bitch
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If Kamala Harris had gone to Beijing and proclaimed that the US is in decline, pledged increased Chinese ownership of US farmland, crippled exports of critical raw materials, gave up Taiwan, and cut out early, MCAS Iwakuni would have scrambled F-35s with shootdown orders for AF1.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My "didn't allow RFK Jr. to perform heart surgery on a real patient" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Morbidly curious to see how TikTok users end up bowdlerizing Hantavirus once mentions of it start getting shadowbanned.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
me after I sow:
meme updated to say: i ain't reaping all that. i'm happy for u tho. or sorry that happened.
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William Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Again the reason that Dems can't play hardball is that they instinctively know deep in their bones that they have nothing prepared for higher rungs of escalation. Every city councilor that even floated a .0005% reduction of police funding got a visit from the cops promising to murder their kids.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The retreat of Daily Wire-types has created a right-wing streamers power vacuum that, to ny understanding, has been filled by: - Anorexic meth user that deforms his skull with a hammer - Guy who dresses up as a cowboy and holds black people at gunpoint to call them the hard-R - Nick Fuentes, again
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Threw this together last spring upon finding a mouse infestation when opening a friend's cabin for the year, but didn't expect to have to reuse it. Alas, we live in Hell
Text in the style of the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia title card, reading "The Gang Gets Hantavirus"
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Currently imagining explaining to someone in a coma since 2017 that a key swing state Senate primary had its 80-year-old frontrunner drop out, essentially conceding the race to a Blackwater goon with Nazi tattoos, and then being strangled when you clarify it's the Democratic race
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Tim Osborne Photography 🍁 @timosborne.ca · 30/04/2026
Got up early in hopes of catching this photo before work this morning. There's only a few days each year where it's cool enough in the morning to make this shot possible. Thankfully, today was one of those days! #wildlife #birds
A red winged blackbird's breath can be seen as he sings his morning song. The bird is sitting on a cattail and the rising morning sun illuminates his breath.
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Never Post, Always Reply @fritzby.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Centrists on here will say, "oh you want to firebomb a Walmart? That pales in comparison to my strategy, voting" and then firebomb a Walmart
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"I'm targeting Donald Blumpf because he's a big mean poopyhead, but I wouldn't have done it if he'd built his big, secure, beautiful ballroom ;)" Trump doesn't even try to make convincing false flag assassins anymore, he just looks at you like this [Stare from 'The Whale']
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
John Apple, you have but only to drive a spear through the ribs of Sam Altman
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
August 2029: SCOTUS issues a 6-3 decision in USCCB v. Trump, finding that Trump's Supreme Catholic Church of the Americas violates the Establishment Clause, but stops short of compensation for Catholic Church property, whose seizure is an official act. Barrett, Thomas join Justice Cannon's dissent.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Can Trump establish his American Catholic Church? Experts say it's complicated.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My "Not introduced to my husband by a notorious sex trafficker" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
When every leftist movement for the last century ends with "and then the FBI shot them in the face," you get exactly what you see in the US.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
And only a smattering of sacrificial lambs from our alleged opposition party are so much as saying anything about it, because most of them tacitly (or even explicitly) support the genocide.
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
FATALITY
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My "Not coerced into a throuple with my manipulative unemployed husband and his side chick because of my insecurities" book has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my book
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sure the state of US governance is bad, but have you thought about how much worse revelations are currently being sat on by insiders and access journalists until they can sell books with it in 2029?
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball
Headline: 
Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I gotta admit it's at least a *little* curious how quickly red-brown contrarians elevated Cesar Chavez from labor aristocrat gusano to Hero of the Soviet Union the instant he was outed as a sex pest
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Ed @ed3d.net · 17/03/2026
we are giving Arizona no less than one (1) hell yeag
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Potëmkin Spice 🐳🪐 @themontgomery.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Dementia patient President spends a decade replacing bilateral free trade agreement with bilateral free trade agreement www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...
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Trump Officials Look to More Managed Approach to Trade With China
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