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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies

@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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I was into eating pine cones BEFORE it was popular... Frenemies with the Babadork. Nonbinary. I use any animate pronouns. Crazy for bad movies and forgotten cultural ephemera. May be found prowling used book and periodical sales.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 4h
Pee-yew! This guy stinks!
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1 am disappointed in Tom Morello, and I feel really let down by someone I've looked up to, who I thought understood the difference between intent and impact at the moment that mattered most.
But l've been thinking about it, and the band was called Rage Against The Machine, not Vote Like Your Life And The Lives Of Every Vulnerable Person In Your Country Depend On It Against The Machine, so I guess this is really on me.
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 2h
i sent @toasty.cx this and she said “i’m built like this” and i said “sorry about your arm” and she said “it’s okay i put it back on” and my brain immediately no delay whatsoever flashbanged me with this
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ASTAR THE ROBOT FROM PLANET DANGER
YouTube video by Wheretogotowastesometime
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 4h
going for a second hugo nom by writing a science fiction story called "what if someone just made a social media website where people could talk to each other in an environment where it was generally accepted consensus that genocide and fascism are intolerably bad things actually"
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James Davis Nicoll @jdnicoll.bsky.social · 4h
There is no reason to overthink the worldbuilding in a dungeon-crawling campaign which is why I looked up aphid reproduction to make sure it works the way I thought. My PCs rescued _a_ fairy. Most of the PCs don't know much about monster lore and the one who does didn't roll well.
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 3h
I have managed to get permission to address a small bed next to the front walk that has been neglected for... god only knows how long. It's crammed full of ditch lilies on one end, and has some dying liriope in the middle. Oh dear god, do not plant ditch lilies anywhere.
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 4h
The problem with social media isn’t the social or the media — it’s the billionaires.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 5h
There has been an update in the case of the racist suburban Albany pizza guy and spa wife: They have closed the shops, sold their lease to another Italian restaurateur and appear to have moved out of town. And yes, the details are hot and tasty www.timesunion.com/tablehopping...
timesunion.com
Taste of Italy in Latham closes, replaced by La Famiglia Pizza & Pasta
Videos suggest controversial owners Frank and Alyssa Cappello may have moved out of the area.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You may have seen the viral videos about the "racist pizza shop" outside Albany, NY, but I assure you, you are not prepared for the full story of this pizza shop www.timesunion.com/tablehopping...
timesunion.com
After backlash, Taste of Italy closes until further notice
Following firestorm over anti-Muslim remarks posted online related to boy’s death, restaurant shutters temporarily, citing community safety.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 5h
Bruno on what happened: azhdarchid.com/bsky-suspens...
azhdarchid.com
I've been temporarily suspended from Bluesky
Bruno Dias' personal blog.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 5h
yes keep banning good posters over the mildest shit about dipshit tech billionaries that are responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, that aren't even on here, that'll help your platform.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10h
a giant pop tart holds a sign saying “dreams really do come true” as it’s lowered into a toaster (yes it’s weird and no you don’t have to be high)
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 5h
We're continuing to report on sports betting apps, and we need your help. ProPublica is looking for at least 250 people who use DraftKings and FanDuel to share their data with us and help us understand how the apps respond to user behavior. ➡️ How to help: projects.propublica.org/sports-betti...
A neon green tracker shows that ProPublica has received 28 people's sports betting data, just over 10% of the way towards its goal of 250. Text below reads: If you’re one of millions of Americans who have placed an online bet on a sporting event, you know how quickly you can go from celebrating your wins to feeling like the odds are stacked against you.

ProPublica is trying to understand how sports betting apps incentivize users to keep playing and when they warn users to pump the brakes. To do that, we need your help: We’re aiming for at least 250 people to upload their gambling history from apps like FanDuel and DraftKings. We’re not quite there yet, so if you’ve used these apps, you can help our journalists. If you’ve worked in the industry, you can also help us by answering a few questions. (You can also reach us on Signal.)
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 6h
for reference, in the Dobbs opinion, Alito was like, women generally don't _plan_ to get an abortion, so how could they have a reliance interest in abortion? which is kind of an extension of 'you want health insurance? what, you plan on being sick?'
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 5h
God, I don't remember the first. Even the soundtrack on something could scare the crap out of me. I remember being extremely terrified of a 'Charlie Brown' TV movie where the gang is lost somewhere, and a local girl helps them, but her dad will kill them if he finds them?
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Drakitten @drakitten.bsky.social · 9h
I've heard a couple times recently that grocery stores, at least in the US, are starting to notice people are buying less food because they don't have enough money.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 9h
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 6h
I have a list of things that I would buy if I were to ever really Hit It Big and the first thing on that list is this: www.ebay.com/itm/17623400...
ebay.com
Star Wars C-3PO Tape Dispenser Ceramic Return of the Jedi Sigma 1983 RARE NOS | eBay
The tape dispenser is in very good condition and clean from a smoke free collection. The glaze is still in great shape and the color is amazing. All of the pictures and video are of the exact piece being sold.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h
social media will be the death of us all
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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h
the brazil thing is so depressing because they did the right thing, man they did what we couldn’t, they actually prosecuted their coup and threw bolsonaro’s ass in jail and generally showed the united states what a functional state looks like and now they are gonna elect his dipshit son? really?
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 16h
Abolish ICE.
Haitian Bridge Alliance President Guerline Jozef said that Pierre Damas Bel had complained of heat emanating from the ankle monitor and needing to wear a sock between the device and his leg to protect his skin. She said when Pierre Damas Bel brought those concerns to ICE at an appointment asking for it to be removed, they instead tightened the monitor, saying it should not be lose enough for a sock to fit underneath it.

This revelation was met with horrified gasps among those in the sanctuary.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 8h
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 8h
If you want to let northsky and black sky be more powerful alternatives then you gotta not do any appview moderation on their users
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 9h
you cannot keep telling us you don’t want us here and to move to blacksky and northsky when a lot of us ARE on blacksky and northsky and we’re still beholden to the whims of someone who seemingly has again, open disdain for many marginalized communities
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 9h
regardless of ALL OF THIS— you are not going to have a successful product if you do not have a comms team that is allowed to function and tell you what it is and isn’t appropriate for your leadership to say publicly. you are expressing sentiment that should stay private.
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 9h
they keep saying openly how much they fucking hate their userbase and that’s fucking… whatever tbh. but then you need to focus on composability and STOP making moderation decisions. make the product WORK so we can move instead of being hostile while we’re forced to be here.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social · 11h
You have - and I mean this sincerely - EVERY right to call bullshit on this. You're not infringing on anyone's Christian beliefs to say they don't give day passes to Heaven. This guy's lying or deluded. There's no third option.
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 10h
Can Chicago’s National Archives be saved? Lawmakers are fighting the "ill-conceived" closure. buff.ly/sYTOwyS
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m hearing that Tesco is saying trans employees must use gender neutral/disabled toilets. This is not legal. Talk to GLP or Translucent if you are in this situation.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11h
i am considering getting two feet taller and joining the nba
nbcnews.com
Sen. John Kennedy says he’s considering running for president
The Louisiana Republican said he has not yet made a decision and that right now he’s planning on running for re-election in 2028.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 12h
i especially love all the dopes saying “when the internet first went mainstream everyone hated it too” like it happened in the pioneer days so no one can dispute it, like mf’ers we were THERE
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16h
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 14h
For real. I did everything we were told we were supposed to do to improve our lot in life. I'm a "success story" except for the student debt that makes it impossible for me to save for retirement. I will most likely end life like I started it; in poverty.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I... whu... huh? (SFW, but weird, political ad) www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrG...
youtube.com
Just Try It, California.
YouTube video by Steve Hilton
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 11h
not the only reason but a brand of inevitability, FOMO, anxiety, and, ‘if you don’t see it it means you’re not smart enough’ has become the chief way silicon valley (led by venture capita) markets its products.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 11h
Really cool tool from @popular.info to crowdsource who is paying for what campaign ads. paidforby.info
paidforby.info
Who paid for this?
Find out who really paid for political mailers and TV ads.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 11h
Voter fraud remains a GOP tradition, example gazillion. Oklahoma Republican funder drinks and drives, almost kills someone, gets 8 year sentence, is released on ankle monitor after 73 days, immediately violates terms of release by voting while a felon serving sentence. www.koco.com/article/sara...
koco.com
Sara Polston back in jail after allegedly voting twice illegally as a convicted felon
Authorities confirmed that Sara Polston is back in jail after she allegedly voted twice illegally as a convicted felon.
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Matthew Hay Brown @matthewhaybrown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first time Michael Goessling spoke to his biological father, he asked what he did for a living. Musician, he said. In fact, he was on tour and was coming to St. Louis. “And I’m looking, and the voice, and it all starts coming together,” Goessling said. “Are you Michael McDonald?”
nytimes.com
Missouri Man Discovers Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers Is His Biological Father (Gift Article)
Michael Goessling’s first phone call with his biological father brought a shock: He was speaking to Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers.
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 11h
It's absurd, too. Is this consideration expected elsewhere. Where are the LEOs & judges being told to meet criminals halfway? Where are the firefighters being told that they have a responsibility to find common ground with arsonists? Even teachers aren't expected to meet students halfway on grades.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 14h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Bill Horton @mrhortywho.bsky.social · 12h
Also, I think the real tell that he's a liar is his Jan 11, 2021 post supporting Trump, just days after January 6th. There's no way a "lifelong Democrat" who just voted for him in 2024 for the first time would post that.
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Bill Horton @mrhortywho.bsky.social · 13h
So for whatever reason, his Facebook page is wide open, so I figured I'd see if he really was a "lifelong Democrat" until 2024, like he claimed. Doesn't seem like it. /1
Jack Buhring
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Feb 21, 2021 • TikTok •
This guy so dam stupid he cant even talk.
Let alone run this country. You will never be my president Trump is my president.

He posted a TikTok video which I didn't open, but was surely about Biden based on the date.Another post from Jan 2021 calling Biden a "dam fool" for information he's passing about vaccinations.Jack Buhring
Jan 11, 2021 • 6
Donald Trump we all stand with you. You have more people on your side than you know. If you cant get it done its hard to tell where this country will end up. Keep fighting!!!

Pretty damning for his "lifelong Democrat" claim since this is obviously in support of Trump just days after the Jan 6th insurrection.Jack Buhring
Mar 26, 2020 • NewsBreak • O
Still none in ross bullshit.
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newsbreak.com
704 confirmed coronavirus cases with
10 deaths and 182 hospitalizations in...

An article about COVID deaths, which he seems to think is a hoax here.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 12h
"First time Trump voter" five days after the January 6th Coup attempt:
Jack Buhring: Donald Trump we all stand with you. You have more people on your side than you know. If you can't get it done its hard to tell where this country will end up. Keep fighting!!!
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Dmitri. #freeLink @momus.bsky.social · 13h
this is a joke right? this article goes on for 12 paragraphs before they even mention Pierre Damas Bel. Is there a Pulitzer to pandering to white fragility? If so, @theatlantic.com has a lock against some stiff competition
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15h
Just a reminder that these Haitian immigrants in Springfield -- who came here legally, did everything they were asked to do and more -- became a target of federal crackdowns because the white nationalist vice president shamelessly spread racist lies about them.
rollingstone.com
J.D. Vance Defends False Claims Against Haitians: 'If I Have to Create Stories… That's What I'm Going to Do'
J.D. Vance defended his debunked claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 13h
“But it’s good for neurodivergent kids” — you know what would’ve been better for me, as a neurodivergent kid in school? Having teachers who understood. Having resources. Having personal attention. NOT outsourcing my brain to something I’d become dependent upon, which is often wrong.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This piece of the puzzle isn't talked about nearly enough. I am willing to bet it's not the kids who do their own homework who will be left behind in the future. The stans are screaming this because they need it to be true or they are proper fucked.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 15h
if zionists don't want their nationalist movement to be seen as racist, they should stop advertising it as the wall against the creeping threat of islam in the west
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
A CBS news segment its footage of a graveyard and on the screen it says  "Ready to Die?"
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14h
The real question here is why someone in 2026 died of Y. pestis, which is highly fatal *without treatment* but responds VERY well to your most basic antibiotics. We can treat the plague these days! So why didn’t they.
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
YouTube video by MS NOW
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