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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 42m
i hope he makes the stupidest film he possibly can and that john carpenter gets a nice big fat check out of it
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lincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 12h
never forget
"It was the Zune's time."
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 11h
i oppose the death penalty for other reasons but it's extremely important to note that the lethal injection cocktail costs thousands of dollars where a bullet is a few cents and a guillotine works for free and was designed to be quick and painless
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 11h
i love this so much
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Jason Prime @blazingwaters.northsky.social · 14h
Crossposting this here to spread awareness Someone (Pale) stole Life Bottle Production's work for Phantasia Narikiri Dungeon X, used AI to fill in the rest and is trying to present it as their own They also reportedly did this [shitting out AI crap] for a month straight
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 12h
futurism.com/artificial-i... i implore you to look at the text in this not just because of the funny premise but because the actual implementation is legitimately "do not use logic or facts based in reality"
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy fans share tactics to bypass AI safeguards in order to reinforce their belief in the medicinal qualities of pee.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 22h
God Save Colleen, Butternut Sage Ravioli with Dijon Candied Walnuts. 


Longtime fans of the blog may notice that this is the first recipe I’ve featured that calls for sage! For years, I’ve been gesturing at a vague distaste for sage. (For my White Bean Soup with Brown Sugar Garlic Bread, I said, “Those with a naive palate could also add some sage, and perhaps later, Brad will ask you on a drive to Lover’s Lane.” How unspeakably rude!) You see, it’s time I come clean. It’s my husband who doesn’t like it. Actually, it’s my husband who claims he doesn’t like it.

His list of professed dislikes is infinitely long and includes spinach, mushroom, lettuce, tomato, paprika, carrot, curry powder, corn, avocado, fish, tarragon, oregano, broccoli, and much, much more. As a food lover, it has been difficult to work within his parameters, but any good chef loves a challenge. And though it stings my heart, every meal…

ADS: Paper money being KILLED in 4 nights. 

Drinking trick. Appearance of amazing drinking. 

Stop squeezing your bags! Gentle munch dot com. sloughed off into the garbage is a chance to try anew.

Imagine my surprise, then, when a few weeks ago, while out to lunch with his boss, I watched my husband happily eat a Cobb salad.

Having chosen the venue, the boss, a domineering galoot, ordered for the table. Tomato! Lettuce! Boiled egg! Some of my husband’s most reviled things, I thought. But I observed as he cleaned his plate with a smile, and as he dutifully laughed at the horrid oaf’s unrepeatable jokes.

Picture a hopelessly picky unitiate, ducking under the napkin to come face to face with an ortolan! The disgust of such a person does not begin to rival what I felt that afternoon. I said nothing of the incident. But I have been running my own set of private experiments.

The trouble, I realized, often begins when my husband asks me what’s in our meal, before even taking the first bite. Chefs delight in relaying the provenance of a dish! The preparation! The technique! But he has been using this all the while to torture me. To latch onto one dash of an herb, as a frustrated cop might a pinch of jaywalking, to sentence the whole dish to the bin.

So I have been making fabulous, decadent meals, and lying about…

ADS: Lovable Mouse Fan. 

What’s in homes to choke everyone? Your gasping family begs for the butter technique. 

YOU CAN STOP THEIR BIRTHDAYS, YOU KNOW.

what’s inside. I’ve been preparing whatever my heart desires, but when asked, making sure to stick to only to those ingredients which I know are pre-approved. Curries! Gazpachos! Do you know I made a haddock stew and said it was chicken? All lustily consumed as if he‘d never eaten in his life. How could I have ever married this inattentive rube, who would rather eat half the ingredients of two “Woppers Junior” than an artfully composed meal made by his meticulous wife?

Now, I know my husband has been lying about his distastes to anguish and vex me, so he’d have found some objections sooner or later. For this reason, I built in release valves at regular intervals. I cooked some of his favorite things—things that he frequently requests and adores, and said I’d experimented with a grating of nutmeg or a sprig of sage. (He hates sage most of all.) So he got to criticize me, and I got to watch him sadly get up, and with legs animated by pride, fight through the quicksand of our kitchen to set his full plate back on the counter. 

Do not despair, foodies! Myself, my friends, and our neighbors have frequently eaten well due to this hideous habit of his. Though he does sometimes like to employ the trashcan for more severe offenses, he couldn’t bring himself to scrape his beloved meatballs away, as if his mind was hoping it would change itself.

ADS: HUH?? I guess you’re still using expired crud. 

It pays to behave. Yum!


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Move away from this geographic feature known for spewing who knows what.Then came today’s recipe, my butternut squash and sage ravioli with candied dijon walnuts, made just last night. A quick one, as I wanted to leave time for quite an after dinner speech.

Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.

“Because of me, your life has been full of all good things. Your heart full of love, your home full of children’s laughter, your table full of friends, and for the past two weeks, your belly full of sage! And mushrooms! And everything that makes life worth living!”

He slept at a hotel last night. His boss wouldn’t answer his calls.

I dedicate this recipe to CarolFromBristol who scolded me months ago for referring to my Crispy Duck with Black Cherry Gastrique as life-changing. “please. a recipecan never change you[sic] life,” you said.

Carol, a recipe can make you cry. A recipe can put hair on your chest. A recipe can lift your feet off the ground. A recipe can make your cat leave home and a different one can make it come back. A recipe can take an actor to bed. A recipe can change your life.

ADS: Power line 6 feet from a tree?
How more in danger could you be.
Power line buried underground?
Funeral friends come from out of town.
ExtendYourOwnLife.biz.

Ne’er-do-well bait. Scofflaw trap dot com.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 13h
Trump meme telling AI "say I should bomb Venezuela" and AI saying he should bomb Venezuela and then him saying "oh my god
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 13h
Henry Morgenthau
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15h
the most dangerous thing is the denial of history www.nippon.com/en/news/yjj2...
A Sep 26th 2026 article on Nippon.com reading: "Japan Confused by Trump Calling China WWII Ally" with the first paragraph of: "The Japanese government is seeking clarity on Thursday's U.S.-China summit after U.S. President Donald Trump referred to China as an ally during World War II."
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 16h
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 20h
this video goes so hard at the timestamp and shows just how incompetent the push in businesses to be "AI forward" is and anyone who professes a belief that AI is actually improving things is such a gormless fool they should never be listened to about anything ever again youtu.be/B-ul3b0lz-o?...
youtu.be
How to Survive the Death of the Internet
YouTube video by Fractal Philosophy
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20h
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 20h
this motherfucker should *definitely* be president
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 20h
o they finally announced it
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 20h
I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/
A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's a buffalo wildwings now, the gears place. And the place to the left was a wework but that closed and is a vape store now
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hibbary.bsky.social @hibbary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We could only get physically into the one level, but could peep into the windows of the other ones. Nobody stopped us. We had badges that said we were rich and loved bonsai and belonged there.
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 20h
NOW is the time for all PATRIOT GAMERS to ATTACK THE EU PARLIAMENT. ALL GAMERS take up arms
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 21h
i'm only like a third in to Friday Night Lights but it's glaringly obvious like a good 40% of what's wrong with the united states could be fixed if you made high school and college sports illegal. There would be riots and a military occupation for a generation but the place could be fixed
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Four-byline alert: “.. Meta claimed that $4.1 billion of stock options exercised by Mr. Zuckerberg counted as a research expense ..” @nytimes.com $META www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/t...
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It finally happened. AI came for my day job
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've implemented perhaps the best horn I've ever seen in a car-based video entertainment Too few let you do that short tap "I'm trying to be polite but get the fuck out of the way my guy" thing Also too few have a bird that beeps along with the horn, but that's a separate issue. We've solved both.
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Zach Hazard Vaupen @emo-sludge.com · 30/09/2026
The role of the newspaper in 2026 is apparently to tell you about various realities that are clearly false to anyone who participates in society.
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
people need to stop looking for a rogan of the left and instead try to put japanese motorcycle posters from twitter over to this site or mastodon
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Picky @counterpicky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe we just need to make it legal for women to carry then
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mad radhu @madradhu.garbage.computer · 30/09/2026
I cannot afford a home or friends sorry
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Steenz! @oheysteenz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a conversation w a Lyft driver a few weeks ago that I still think about. I hope this musician, eager to share her art, finds her way to teaching. While the conversation started rocky, Im glad she got an opportunity to talk about her ambitions. Piano teachers are way more valuable than A.I.
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Former Beer Baron @formerbeerbaron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are moving from the oxy-level truth bypass machine (the news media regime of the last 40 years) and onto the fent and black tar stage (People with backend access to LLMs deciding the new truth with no other input needed)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 29/09/2026
A very good read. Pirating the Pirates - Notes from the underground of film preservation, by Devan Scott mubi.com/en/notebook/posts/pi...
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
god it would feel so good to hear these people killed themselves en masse in public like in that Neil Breen movie
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CASTO_F1.BMF
A color portrait of longtime Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. As legal counsel of Ralston Purina, purveyors of fine dog food and breakfast cereals, Patrick ‘Dutch’ Dugan knows something about Castro most U.S. citizens do not. Castro, it turns out, had a weak spot for one of Ralston Purina’s popular cereals, Cookie Crisp. In the 1980s Castro mailed a series of fan letters to Cookie Jarvis, the white-bearded wizard mascot of Cookie Crisp. Castro would ask Jarvis about his beard, the cereal’s recipe, magical incantations, the Cookie Crook, the means of production versus the means of distribution, and much more. The man was smitten with Jarvis. Dutch saw an opportunity and looped in the CIA. Operation Cookie Time took place in 1989, and while it failed, the seeds were planted for the later and much more successful Operation Chex Mix.
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just had this flash of hope imagining datacenter collapse leading to the bubble popping, and mature chinese GPUs completely bankrupting amd/nvidia and good, interesting jp translations coming back without slop obstruction. It was a vision like blinding light
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i disagree, you shouldn't surrender a single battlefield, every opportunity to spread negativity to/about these demons should be exploited to the max
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this prick just did a little detour just to piss me off before midnight
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that's MY FUCKING HARDWARE waiting in some rich prick's warehouse, unused
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bonzi buddy
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
surprised that "or" didn't come up in jp learning much for me. 又は is such a nice little phrase and why i didn't process it much until now is a mystery
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
slovak tv news: slovak economy not collapsing because people are dipping into their savings to buy necessities
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i often reflect on how a guy traveled the planet and every place they told him the immediate neighbors were basically good guys but the people one country over, those guys will fucking kill you.
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
B. Kliban, 1978
B. Kliban, 1978
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the only political ad that understands the situation
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Luca Tiratelli @lucatiratelli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I await the first time a politician proposing some nuts new immigration restriction is asked what is otherwise the media’s favourite question: how are you going to pay for it??
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moe (hypersane) @trabant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some bold notions under consideration
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