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Darwin Jones

@darwinjones.bsky.social
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Former warrior. Artist. Educator. Anarchist

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 08/10/2026
so... *inhales* how's this presidency going for you *blows a bit fat smoke ring in your face*
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a weirdo, a beardo and a fatty walk into a bar they all have a great time and enjoy a lovely evening celebrating life together
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks for the reminder that calling these fuckers out still sometimes works
nbcnews.com
In reversal, Justice Samuel Alito steps aside from major climate case
Alito will sit out the first case heard by the Supreme Court this term after facing calls from the left to do so because he owns stock in oil companies. He had previously pushed back.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m sorry a chorus of angels sing every time i post i’ve asked them to pls stop but they say they’re under strict orders
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 24/09/2026
fucking right. except, to amend the constitution requires the selfsame congress and court.
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bar mitzvah nephew: some of the people who greeted me i didn't even know but pretended like i did me: welcome to adulthood
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Sophie's Friends @aurawellnesscenter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“The present moment is filled with joy and happiness. If you are attentive, you will see it.” ~ Thich Nhat Hanh
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
who's even giving candy to all these babies in the first place? hell, i'm doing them a favor by stealing it. saving them from a lifetime of poor eating habits.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This family is facing an urgent need to cover overdue rent to keep a roof over their heads—despite working 4 jobs and nearing the end of a doctoral degree. They need $1,600 to prevent eviction and ensure a stable home for a son finishing high school. gofund.me/60a95f776
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Donate to Help Us Cover Overdue Rent and Stay Housed, organized by Nathan Lindsay
I am deeply embarrassed to be asking for help. I currently work fo… Nathan Lindsay needs your support for Help Us Cover Overdue Rent and Stay Housed
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Would this joke have done better if I spelled it right or not really
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Darwin Jones @darwinjones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Due to the twisted, cynical views of the people on Bluesky, I'm pleased to announce that I will be staying.
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anthropic: we're going to kill you openai: we're going to kill you first me on ai: write me a new year's greeting for my cousins
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i asked claude if it was going to kill me
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My feed is: 50% puns 50% sarcasm 50% philosophy 50% political 50% fart jokes 0% math
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump gave $45,000 to Natalie Harp and other White House aides as holiday gifts #TheGuardian
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Trump gave $45,000 to Natalie Harp and other White House aides as holiday gifts
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🚨Pentagon Reporter WARNS It’s WORSE Than We Know… #MeidasTouch
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🚨Pentagon Reporter WARNS It’s WORSE Than We Know…
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i edited a friend a bit harshly yesterday so naturally, i dreamt i'd committed a murder
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Astral Bound @tai2chris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Your mind gets sharper when you stop giving everything a reaction. Not every comment needs a response. Not every problem deserves your attention. Protect your energy like it has somewhere important to go.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So unfair that Trump's too out to lunch to perceive reality. If we've got to exist in the utter trash heap he created, so should he
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
raccoons: for when you want a tiny bear that can still really fuck you up
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how it feels not to care
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
girl I would dog walk you. shut your dumbass mouth
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Real Americans don’t need a bidet we go out to the hose and power wash our assholes like TRUE PATRIOTS
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sometimes a story has TOO MANY heroes
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
could norway make erling haaland the new king
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Rachael Sparks @sparkytheauthor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Vote in this marital disagreement: Salad spinners, Yes or No? I'll assume a no is a like bc I think they're dumb.
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when the publisher asks about my target readership
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today is one of those “where were you when” days
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
1/6 🧵Let me tell you what didn't happen today. The Supreme Court did NOT rule that Trump's election order is legal. Six justices didn't sign their names to anything.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky, Nobel Prize! When are you introducing a Nobel Prize in Shitposting?
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
On a slightly different note, and I say this as a bourbon fan, do Americans think it is the only whiskey worth drinking? Scotch is pretty awesome. A bunch of Canadian whiskey is also very drinkable. Irish Whiskey is one of my absolute favorites. More than bourbon and scotch at this point.
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 24/08/2026
Good News, famiglia (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
yeah hi, I'm the eyeliner expert. she has downturned, hooded eyes, she is starting her wings too low, and drawing them straight out instead of upward. she also wears heavy half lashes on the outer corners only, which drags her eyes down further. I could go on but I'm trying to be a nicer person
thecut.com
What’s Up With Natalie Harp’s Eyeliner?
We asked five makeup artists to decode the techniques — and motivations — behind the presidential aide’s signature look.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Good form, Peter!” “You trying to big dick me in front of my fucking kids!!?”
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
no one with adhd talks about is how expensive it is (maybe they mean to and then forget)
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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm giving away copies of The Orphans for free on Kindle for the next few days. It's my first and most standard book and my highest rated. It's about a private detective on Mars trying to locate seven missing Orphans who died in a cult mass suicide decades prior. www.amazon.com/dp/B009C3NO6S
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The Orphans
Amazon.com: The Orphans eBook : Haradon, Zeb: Kindle Store
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 19/08/2026
Wednesday
8:00 AM
PRESIDENT participates in Executive Time
The White House
Closed Press
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11:00 AM
PRESIDENT participates in a Policy Meeting
Oval Office
Closed Press
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12:30 PM
PRESIDENT participates in a Policy Meeting
Oval Office
Closed Press
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2:30 PM
THE
PRESIDENT delivers Remarks with Technology Leaders
Roosevelt Room
White House Press Pool
4:00 PM
PRESIDENT participates in a Policy Meeting
Oval Office
Closed Press
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"you should be careful, now they have a video of you flipping them off" okay? do I look sexy in it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
“The autonomy of the Office of the Attorney General is paramount, and I will defend it against any act, statute, ordinance, or even basic common-law principle,” said Todd Blanche
theonion.com
Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law
WASHINGTON—Assuring the American people he would not let the legal system sway his judgment in any decision he makes, recently sworn-in Attorney General Todd Blanche vowed at a press conference Monday...
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Emma Peel's Ass-Kicking Judo Chop @herkikiness.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No. They’ll campaign on that in 2032
Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com • 5h
Democrats rebuke Trump over scaling back military drills with South Korea
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s so depressing that something so rare and expressive of human history and wisdom, that would be a prized possession if only I could afford it, is treated either as trash or a competitor product that must be destroyed by these obscenely wealthy parasites.
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*takes a hit* that's some good sky
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jennifermc6.bsky.social @jennifermc6.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There is Jake again, giving a softball q to a Republican and then allowing them to push that BS without challenge or pushback Jake isn't good at his job
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amlynne @amlynne1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🙏
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the tenure interview
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 15/08/2026
Blessed are the wiseasses, the fatally cute, and the fully weird but totally likable
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