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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I got drunk and woke up with an additional set of keys on my keychain. No idea where they came from or what they open.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This looks like a setup for a dark comedy

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Confidence without competence is called cringe

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

This is my first Ai movie, and the third feature ever made with Ai. It's from a script I wrote in 2007, loosely based on a dream journal I kept ages 14-30. It also works as a series of short movies if you want to skip around. #AiMovie #AiArt #dreams #ExperimentslFilm

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The Eternal Recurrence

YouTube video by Zeb Haradon

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wonder if the existence of Google has impacted how much people socialize. Because a lot of the reason - getting information - can be done alone now.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My dick fell off while I was masturbating. I tried to fit it back on but the wound had healed up already, so I had to cut it back open, but I was so frantic I botched the job and it was all mangled. This is a dream I had by the way.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

2026 not just sucks, it felches. It felches with a used felching straw.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You know why people who fuck pigs and cows are allowed to join the FBI now right? Because he's going to fill the FBI with January 6 traitors.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The reason I exist is that my great grandfather killed two British soldiers in Ireland and had to flee. He grabbed his family and got on a boat to America.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The election of Rapist Trump did more to damage America than the 9/11 attacks, and MAGA has taken anti-Americanism further and damaged the country more than Al Qeda could ever hope to. If Bin Laden were alive today, he would thank Rapist Trump for continuing the work.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If Timothy McVeigh were alive today, he'd be in Congress as a MAGA Rapeublican.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The next franchise to be adapted is going to be the Hamburger Helper Universe

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There is a discrepancy between how much you want to whine about your problems and how much you want to hear other people whine about their problems. That is where being a writer comes in.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I'm giving away free downloads of Cousin Calls, which is 5 stories which all start with a phone call from someone saying "you don't know me, but we're cousins". If you're seen The Lucky Bucks (linked in comment), the story it's based on is in this book. www.amazon.com/dp/B09DBX89HZ

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Cousin Calls

Cousin Calls - Kindle edition by Haradon, Zeb. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Cousin Calls.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The Last Feast is free for the next few days It begins with the last human alive orbiting a black hole, continually cloning himself and eating his clone to survive. The book is about how he got there. It's my most popular book and is pretty short. www.amazon.com/dp/B07DY2WB8S

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The Last Feast

Amazon.com: The Last Feast eBook : Haradon, Zeb: Kindle Store

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I heard that Rapist Trump is angry at Bank of America now, so he's going to change the name to America of America.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There was a Lime bike parked in the street so I picked it up and tossed it aside and some guy yelled at me. If I see a fucking Lime bike illegally parked and blocking foot or car traffic, I'm lifting it and tossing it violently aside. You do the same.

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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Star Trek Crossover Pictures and Videos A three hour tour....

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I want to do an experiment. I want to upload a PDF of my book and a PDF of your book to Claude and ask it which is better. Then I want you to do the same. I want to see if we get the same answer. Anyone want to swap PDFs?

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

For the next few days I'm giving away free downloads of The Usurper King, about an alternate history of 2016 where Ted Bundy is running for president. It also involves a game show where people competitively predict the future by reading animal entrails. www.amazon.com/dp/B078BTHNGL

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The Usurper King

Amazon.com: The Usurper King eBook : Haradon, Zeb: Kindle Store

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

There is a myth that "Ai can't be copyrighted", when that actually only applies to the limited case of raw output. Here is the copyright for my Ai movie, Incorporeal Man.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm giving away copies of The Orphans for free on Kindle for the next few days. It's my first and most standard book and my highest rated. It's about a private detective on Mars trying to locate seven missing Orphans who died in a cult mass suicide decades prior. www.amazon.com/dp/B009C3NO6S

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The Orphans

Amazon.com: The Orphans eBook : Haradon, Zeb: Kindle Store

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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Good morning. Just a friendly reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is currently protected, enjoying pampering and puppy time while America's service members are forced to drink diseased water, eat rotten meat, and huff air infested by mold. She does yoga while they choose drowning.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Ordered a mango smoothie and tried to drink it through the wooden straw that was in it. It was so thick I couldn't get a single drop out, after a minute of intense sucking. I was getting mad. The barista saw me and brought another straw over, laughing. I had been sucking on a wooden spoon.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sometimes you get to know someone who is really unconventional and like them until you realize they really want to belong to the society they claim to hate, and their rejection of it is more of a sour grapes thing. These are the worst kind of people.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED, KAROLINE.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I wonder if it would be possible to trick these numbskulls into masturbating with the glove on.

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Sue in Rockville 💙🦋💙🦋💙🦋 @sueinrockville.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Some feel good news for Tuesday ICYMI: It's official Move over Edsel: "Cybertruck Called the Biggest Flop in Automotive History, as Tesla Shares Plummet" Does everyone else have the same revulsion every time they see one of these monstrosities on the road? finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Is anyone reading responses to this author spam we get all the time? The fake agent offers, contests, movie rights, etc? Because I want to start replying with a close up photo of my asshole, but not if it's just an Ai reading it.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hooray for being a complete asshole 24/7, it worked, I got my refund.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'm repeating myself but it can't be said enough: RFK is an ecofascist, that rare type of environmentalist, a misanthrope who thinks the solution to climate change is mass death. This is part of his program.

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Trump signs order attempting to override CDC vaccine schedule and break up MMR shots

President and RFK Jr, the health secretary, repeatedly referred to autism during signing, though studies show no link between it and vaccines

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I like Ai but if you see that a washer/dryer has "Ai dosing", you can be sure it is some piece of shit that doesn't actually wash and dry clothes.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You can't boycott the whole economy and I don't judge people who need facebook. I still use Amazon after all. But this guy Mark sounds like someone who deserves to have people shit in his mouth.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Now things are fine again, what's going on? I think it's the beer.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I'm trying to read As I Lay Dying, Jesus Christ it sucks! But, I found a funny chapter.

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Zeb Haradon @zebharadon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

A bar that only hires people who majored in philosophy, all the bartenders are philosophers

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