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Danny

@dannynw.bsky.social
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Reader of books. Gets distracted by side quests. Street art enthusiast. Poly NB he\him,they\them

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 15h
Oh my god I know that face, he's just told a really stupid dad joke
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Mr RobertBob @mrrobertbob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m not convinced……………😬
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 08/10/2026
Powerful snack wanter:
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am the very model of a scary flying omnivore I've been around so long that I am practically a dinosaur If I zoom into your room amid your gloom about Lenore I will hiss and take the piss and coo out Nevermore
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The future of automation is here!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
also. the thing people hate is not ‘the technology’ it is the tech industry. they hate move fast and break things. they hate having everything they say tracked and processed while companies do whatever they want. they hate every single ideological value that animates silicon valley
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve watched this about a hundred times www.instagram.com/reel/DeCzTqG...
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MCroft07 - Xtreme Makeup Athlete @mcroft07.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 05/10/2026
Ah, Boxing Day
A (slightly edited*) headline from The Guardian: 'Revealed: the methane mega-leaks from Turkey'

(*the original included the words 'UN climate summit host')
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I HATE THIS ERA I HATE THE SLIDE TOWARDS PURITANNICAL MORALITY I HATE THIS SO MUCH IT MAKES ME FEEL CLAUSTROPHOBIC AND I'M JUST A STRAIGHT WHITE CIS WOMAN THIS ISN'T AFFECTING ME IN THE LEAST AND STILL IT MAKES ME FEEL COMPRESSED
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Uncanny Japan Podcast--Thersa Matsuura👹👋 @uncannyjapan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning~😊 Lidless tanuki has been watching you for hours. Lidless tanuki never sleeps. Lidless tanuki never blinks. Lidless tanuki knows.
tanuki staring...through bushes...looks a little crazed.
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a short poem name like when we meet a bovine and we say 'hi coo' #NationalPoetryDay #Haiku
A black and white archive photograph of a cow standing beside a track leading down to a mill. The cow is looking at the camera.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 28/09/2026
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can tell when an area has been gentrified, because the stolen cars stop doing doughnuts and start doing a trio of deconstructed artisanal mini desserts.
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Danny @dannynw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#blazingsaddles
A ship named Hedy LamarrBlazing saddles villain saying his name is Hedley not Hedy
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Th*s p*st h*s *st*r*sks *n *ll th* wr*ng fucking pl*c*s.
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is utterly adorable and i think if i saw this show as a kid i would've been bouncing off the walls
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The actress who played Yeoman Rand, Grace Lee Whitney, toured the convention circuit for years, where she would play a song she wrote and sang called 'Disco Trekkin'. It is the weirdest fucking thing ever, it sounds like Pokemon having a sex party. Listen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQD5...
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Grace Lee Whitney - Disco Trekin'
YouTube video by devildick1
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
Omg - I hope Tabi never learns this
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Thought my cats were acting a little weird this morning and they apparently put a catnip toy in their water bowl overnight to soak. They made catnip tea.
They're high
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Danny @dannynw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Come quietly or there will be mild inconvenience
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Robocop's Subtle Smile
Alt: Robocop smiling
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 21/09/2026
friend
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cryptids have entered the chat 🎃🖤
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 21/09/2026
It's not just X you shouldn't be on.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please enjoy the Dutch word for a cattle grid Or don't It's a sign, not a cop
Triangular warning sign with an exclamation mark over a rectangular one that says "wildrooster"
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New #MapMen episode!!! 🗺️ How many languages are there in the world? And can you put them all on one map? (No.) youtu.be/hX21ctsGhNc Share and enjoy!
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Why a Language Map of the World is Impossible
YouTube video by Map Men
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Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The homogenisation of everything continues. There will be no new ideas, no original films or stories or dramas, we will just make the same, financially safe content, until everyone dies of beige.
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Danny @dannynw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Fat Bear Week to those who celebrate
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Brown Bear Scratching Itch in River
Alt: Brown Bear Scratching Itch on a rock in River
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 18/09/2026
black bear taking a selfie on snapchat “sup bitches, this my phone now. skip’s dead.”
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
dang, new cat all pissed. this is not the face of an animal who is pleased to have been discovered.
Close-up of a small wild cat with brown striped fur, large rounded ears, amber eyes, and a dark nose, staring directly at the camera with an intense, slightly irritated expression.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is heaven, this is wonderful, this is going in my bookmarks for things to watch when I need cheering up 😭♥️
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Decisions, decisions.
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry I was late, there was an elephant in my room that needed acknowledging
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 16/09/2026
WOBBLY DOGGLY youtube.com/shorts/Tz6c7...
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활게🦀 vs 활개🐕
YouTube video by 미소아라TT
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Claire Cullingworth @ccullingworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This made me smile, attached to an ordinary cast iron drainpipe on a house in Durham. #TinyJoys
A cast iron drain pipe going down the side of a white-painted house.  A crest of red feathers and a bright orange beak made from something solid have been attached around it.  It looks remarkably like "Feathers McGraw", the evil criminal penguin from The Wrong Trousers.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Off to the Zoo today, taking a bag of catnip and a flatbed truck, gonna steal a tiger. Fuck it, we’ll see if we can get a capybara too
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falchie.bsky.social @falchie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Turnaround of the bun cart. Sylvanian Families bunnies on an Invader ATV. Ready to do crimes. #sylvanianfamilies #calicocritters #buncrimes #warhammer40k
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
hey so we believe in keeping the internet weird here on bsky, don’t we? 🔥🖤 i know i always love a super cursed shitpost crafted by an artisan who spent way too much time on it, don’t you? 👀💕 anyways, queer shitposters of the internet, for your evaluation let me present: The Furby Codpiece 💚✨~
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Marian Call @mariancall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bugs is a trickster god, an ageless elder being one should take pains not to cross. he must be treated with respect or dire consequences follow
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You can never be too safe. Always choose the leg sweep.
three-panel comparative meme against a plain white background, showing different greetings paired with their supposed statistical reduction of bacteria compared to a standard handshake.

Top Panel: Two open hands meeting mid-air for a high five against a light blue background.

Text: High Five — 50% less bacteria than a handshake

Middle Panel: Two hands making fists for a fist bump against a bright blue background.

Text: Fist Bump — 78% less bacteria than a handshake

Bottom Panel: A martial artist in a red traditional top sweeping another person's legs out from under them against a white background.

Text: Sweep The Leg — 100% less bacteria than a handshake
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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