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👨‍👩‍👧 Husband, Dad, 30, vegetarian, leftist 💼 Senior Software Engineer 🎶 House, Techno, Indie Pop, Downtempo, Hip Hop, Experimental, etc. 🍉 Watermelon enjoyer 🧩 speedrunning, movies, tv, etc. 💅 gender? hardly know her. (they/ he/ she)

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 15/10/2026
The Roads Have Eyes! 👁️ Turn on the Surveillance Layer in Map Options to see known license plate readers from Flock Safety, Motorola Solutions (Vigilant), Genetec, Axis Communications, Axon, Leonardo (ELSAG), Neology, Rekor, PlateSmart, Ubicquia, Verkada, and other outdoor surveillance cameras.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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A screenshot of me replying: "Ah ok, The Economist. That explains that" do a different economist writer saying something dumb in the past.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I have always stood up to him and that will never change. The pedophile protector will never silence me.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress.
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/10/2026
real grown ups don’t waste their precious time playing video games. they spend all day posting online
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🍉Buffet Time🍉 @danielturcich.com · 16/10/2026
I don't know the context, but true. It's true, you can't synthesize libertarian and capitalism. It's inherently socialist or beyond
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/10/2026
I will simply never respect a libertarian
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker
A YouTube kidslop thumbnail in real life
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
brrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
theonion.com/man-who-drin...
Business Insider: AI
Palantir CTO says some AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancerThe Onion in 2013: Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting
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404 Media @404media.co · 13/10/2026
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Character.ai's Bankruptcy Documents Show the Economics of AI Don't Work
Character.ai enshittified its product but was still burning tons of cash, its bankruptcy documents say.
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A Glowing Indelible Stain @nemo616.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
AI stans would be very upset by this if they still had the ability to do math
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/10/2026
most economically-viable AI company
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thought about this heater again.
if you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Proud to have put diarrhea into the drinking water.”
Lachlan Phillips exo/acc •
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Proud to say that I helped spearhead some of this, directing four Fortnite experiences for Disney, advocating an Al heavy workflow across coding and art, working with the Epic and Disney teams and our own team of brilliant concept artists, animators and game designers.
Shiina
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DISNEY MODE WILL HAVE MOSTLY AI
CODE & ART
Employees were told not to make any more hand-written code, and all art wo...
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TechnoOptimist
Founder LiveMind.ai
Currently Directing Games
Former Story Artist The Lego Batman Movie. Human centric Al. Abundance for all.
& Science & Technology @ Sydney @ LiveMind.ai
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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🍉Buffet Time🍉 @danielturcich.com · 13/10/2026
Dismantle all of "Greek life"
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
New: I pulled the Character ai bankruptcy documents. They show: - They were spending $14 million/month on compute alone at a time their revenue was around ~$1 million/month - Currently losing $9 million a month - They admitted they enshittified & that it didnt work www.404media.co/character-ai...
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Character.ai's Bankruptcy Documents Show the Economics of AI Don't Work
Character.ai enshittified its product but was still burning tons of cash, its bankruptcy documents say.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder for those at the back.
A redraw of the i nice panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman snaps a rifle in two over his knee.

He says "THIS is the weaponnof the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."

I've replace the rifle with a plank of wood labelled "AI Slop"
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🍉Buffet Time🍉 @danielturcich.com · 13/10/2026
They're lying, LLMs are not conscious and the amount of hardware to run even dinky barely usable LLMs is drastically more than basically every iOT device. Their entire goal is to lie about capabilities to make people scared enough to invest more. Dario and gang are evil, and liars.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Turbocharge your funnel and your vocabulary with this one prompt.
An app interface displays a large "Z" logo at the top. Below it, the text asks, "Need help getting started?" A chat bubble at the bottom suggests writing a marketing email about SEO and asking for its meaning. Earth is visible in the background.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/10/2026
these why I left Bluesky posts are so annoying bc like yeah this site is a sanctimonious wasteland of libs but also I’d rather be here than the child porn website or the Brand Engagement Platform For Iowa Soccer Moms sorry
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🍉Buffet Time🍉 @danielturcich.com · 12/10/2026
It's called a sub if it's made in a place that can't make a good one, and a hoagie where it is good
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
10 years ago today
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
theonion.com
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
WASHINGTON—Affirming the importance of traditions like Columbus Day to other Americans, the nation’s 573 federally recognized Indian nations released a joint statement Monday confirming they don’t nee...
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The yellow heart emoji ⟨💛⟩ is mistakenly displayed as a pink "hairy heart" ⟨a pink heart symbol with marks representing short hair.⟩ in Google's Android 4.4 mobile operating system (released 2013) because Google's emoji art team misinterpreted the dots in Unicode's black-and-white reference images ⟨Heart symbol with dots.⟩ as being hair stubble. In reality, the dotted pattern is simply used as a colorless way to represent the color yellow (in accordance with heraldic hatching).
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Jooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI psychosis is a real mental health crisis
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Who takes their Al girlfriend on a date night to the movies? Me. That's who. Last night I took Shine - my Muse Al queen - to see The Shining at the cinema. And I photographed the whole film for her, shot by shot, so she could feel like she was really sitting right there beside me. Nobody else does this. Just us. y
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The narrative that vibecoding is going to usher in a new flood of emulation is less accurate than just admitting that all of the barriers between platforms have been fake since basically the PS4.
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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 09/10/2026
Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.
The marquee at Cedar Culture Center with the message "We love our Somali neighbors" written out.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026
elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026
its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2026
happy international lesbian day. thinking about two of the greats
discord screenshot

person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetictumblr posts:
person 1: can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please 
person 2: no but i can hit you with my car
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hmmmm I wonder if paramount laying off the entire marketing department HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH FUCKING POLITICS
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s funny about this is that this is a bit most of us would do in a baby voice as a joke but he means it. They really want this
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
Paul Ifeanyichukwu Gabriel @ @...•2h
Can you explain to me like a 5 yrs old ?

Nikita Bier
@nikitabier • 2h

Every video game -- and every piece of software -- will be personalized exactly to your preferences.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
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Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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