Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 3hthis is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie 541688187
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 21hDenny's menus famously come with sign language interpreters, an accessibility feature for the hard-of-hearing. 000
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026tell me you flunked geometry without telling me you flunked geometry 34780108
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here 231346241
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 25/09/2026MAGAs are fed up with illegal aliens taking our awesome health insurance plans in order to maliciously file no claims. 010
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 24/09/2026Honey that's what we had in school in the '80s. 1213312
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I had an MRI once. Should have asked my doctors about using electromagnetic powers instead. 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hitler married Eva Braun the previous day. Will Trump and Natalie tie the knot? 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Here in Texas, we call this sense of hope before an election "getting Betoed". 001
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 16/09/2026'Tell me more about this $2/lb ground beef... Is it in the room with us right now?" 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This one hits close to home for me. I do not personally know these authors, but they know my family very very well. 1223
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I remember when we all thought this 9/11 tweet was insane and evil but now it just seems pretty tame. 1139049
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/09/2026"Drop-off is not a time to chat, say hello, kiss your child goodbye, hand them their lunch, take your hands off the steering wheel, or even use your brakes. If you need to do any of these things, simply CIRCLE THE BLOCK." buff.ly/kRzGM8gmcsweeneys.netNew School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules“Drop-off is not a time to chat, say hello, kiss your child goodbye, hand them their lunch, take your hands off the steering wheel, or even use your brakes. ... 1459
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Texas Freedom to Read Project @txfreedomread.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Pull up a chair! 2 weeks ago TX Lt. Governor Dan Patrick held a “press conference”(campaign stunt) w/TX book banning activist Bonnie Wallace. They shared a list of 2,198 “filthy, dirty, pornographic,” books Dan falsely claimed “are in all of our schools.” and “violate SB 13.” /1 22824
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/09/20262:05 pm 2:21 pm @atrupar.com 1064158284450
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑 Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/09/2026The arsonist set the house on fire, but the move may have backfired as the house caught on fire. 616825
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well yeah she's an adult 5104601570
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026grammar was more important in the days of you’re 13464131
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 31/08/202630 years in the making #TDS30 987680
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I checked my registration today, and I'm good. If you're a Texan, please check yours. If you need help, please ask someone. Maybe me. 010
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dance expert here. Ballrooms only try to do this when they’re under enormous distress. 0368
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Керрі Світ🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇪🇺 @carriesweet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Yep. THIS is Lake America⬇️ 29849125
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Would like to see @realinfowars.bsky.social investigate the death of JFK. Did he die from a bullet to the head, or just *with* a bullet to the head? 000
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is bad. Dolly Parton accounted for 9% of the total positive energy left in this country. 628331
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/08/2026"As we’ve discussed, the implants will not need to be replaced as your daughter grows. The only thing that will change over time is that she’ll eventually be old enough to listen to Angine de Poitrine while she’s high."buff.lyThis Is the Part of Your Baby’s Cochlear Implant Procedure Where I Show Them Angine de Poitrine“It can be an overwhelming experience for your baby when the external sound processor is first turned on. It’s a lot for her brain to acclimate to. That’s wh... 110520
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I have friends in Argentina. According to this president, I need to check in on them. I expect it will be an awkward conversation. 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Excellent essay. I've read Pinketty's book and I'm currently reading Goliath's Curse by Luke Kemp. Both theorize that wealth inequality is a destabilizing force. Goliath's Curse argues that it collapses civilizations. 1128
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Raise your hand if you saw into the future 🙋 000
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better. 4114285313
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time 654231824
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comSimpsons: We've Tried NothingAlt: Simpsons: "We've Tried Nothing, And We're All Out Of Ideas" from an old episode where Ned Flanders' beatnik parents can't rein in his behavior. 020
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I know I sound paranoid, but the grocery store somehow knows exactly which item I came in for and only hides that one item. 0306
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/07/2026And the other 1/3 are lying because they already do 44247711335
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian 4061231098
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Meet the summbish that wants to eat our pet chickens. 000
