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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everything is so so stupid
WP EXCLUSIVE

Before Hegseth fired him, top general was advised to drop Kid Rock probe Gen. Randy George appeared troubled by the encounter with Gen. Chris LaNeve, the Army's No. 2 officer now favored for the service's top job, people familiar with the matter told The Post.

By Dan Lamothe and Noah Robertson
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Meet the summbish that wants to eat our pet chickens.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not @theonion.com
Article headline:

Trump wants to impose tariff's on Canada in retaliation for wildfire smoke

by Cat Zakrzewski
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
MAGA headline writers are fighting with data viz guys
Headline says "U.S. employers added 172,000 jobs in May, an unexpectedly string showing."

Bar graph shows employment gains since 2021, with the greatest gains coming in from 2021-2023, and only very meager gains (and some months of net loss) 2025-2026.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Well this is a downer
Headline: ICE allows mother it deported without her toddler to return for his burial Wendy Hernandez Reyes denies she "abandoned" her son, as ICE claimed. In an extraordinary act, she was allowed to return to the U.S. for his burial. By Maria Sacchetti

Another headline: Pregnant woman, child detained at Dulles Airport to be deported to Ghana
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
That's not a paradox.
Analysis 

Karen Tumulty

The Trump paradox: What’s good for him is weighing down his party
The president has created a party that is loyal to him, even when he takes executive actions that anger the broader public. That dynamic leaves him weaker with those outside his base.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'm from Austin, TX and I have no idea what you people are talking about.
A map of Texas Congressional districts showing the heavily Democratic city of Austin divided into seven pieces.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Dude, your dog looks like my dog, maybe they should date.
My dog, wearing a leash and a little black graduation cap with a gold tassel hanging off.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No Kings III, Pflugerville
I'm at the No Kings 3 protest dressed as a stormtrooper with a headless guitar behind me, holding a sign that says No Emperors Either.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Eyeball cocktails are a Halloween tradition in this house
A negroni, a red cocktail in a glass, with ice cubes that look like floating eyeballs
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween!
A candlelit jack-o'-lantern carved to look like Mario from the video games
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
There were two American flags in that shit-dumping video. What if the primary targets were the flags, and the protests were just collateral damage?
Screen grab from the video Donald Trump posted, of dumping shit on the No Kings rallies. A large American flag on a flag pole is in the shit-dropping zone.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I was so excited to pre-order @johnfugelsang.bsky.social 's new book, that I inadvertently ordered it twice. Now I get to read them both.
Two new copies of the book "Separation of Church and Hate" in hardcover. One is still in bubble wrap.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A map of the Gulf of Mexico, but it is labeled "Gulf of Stormy Daniels" instead.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Darkness, you say?
Subheading of the Washington Post, reading "Democracy Dies in Darkness"
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I'm old enough to remember when a president pardoned his brother.
Roger Clinton, the president's brother, was pardoned for drug charges after having served the entire sentence more than a decade earlier.[citation needed] Roger Clinton would be charged with drunk driving and disorderly conduct in an unrelated incident within a year of the pardon.[33] He was also briefly alleged to have been utilized in lobbying for the Braswell pardon, among others.[citation needed] However, no wrongdoing was uncovered.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
“The personal, as everyone’s so fucking fond of saying, is political. So if some idiot politician, some power player, tries to execute policies that harm you or those you care about, take it personally. Get angry. The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here – it is slow and cold, and it is theirs, hardware and soft-. Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide from under it with a wink and a grin. If you want justice, you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal. Do as much damage as you can. Get your message across. That way, you stand a better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being taken seriously, being considered dangerous marks the difference - the only difference in their eyes - between players and little people. Players they will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it’s just business, it’s politics, it’s the way of the world, it’s a tough life and that it’s nothing personal. Well, fuck them. Make it personal.”
― Richard K. Morgan, Altered Carbon
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I made myself a negroni with frozen eyeballs. Happy Halloween!
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
"It can babysit your kids, walk your dog."
Ash, the android from the movie Alien, with his head cut off and insides revealed.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
My ten year old said, "Dad, the toilet is smoking!" So I look inside the bathroom, and this is what I see.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
With famous horror movie icon Bette Davis:
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
If you see this, post a photo you made of a sunset
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
I move that we change our unofficial city motto. Times have changed.
A "Keep Austin Weird" logo, the words superimposed over rainbow colors tie dye.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
My father passed away in his sleep today. Please enjoy this picture from when we first met.
Picture of my father starting to change the diaper on a baby, which is me.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
I baked a cake today.
A cake, about four feet long, decorated to look like a pink Stratocaster electric guitar.
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Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Four years ago I took this picture of the flour aisle in my grocery store, as proof for my wife who just wanted to try making sourdough. Tonight she is making sous vide beef in an Instapot so yeah I'm happier now.
Empty grocery shelves.
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