Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Meet the summbish that wants to eat our pet chickens. 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 05/06/2026MAGA headline writers are fighting with data viz guys 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I'm from Austin, TX and I have no idea what you people are talking about. 010
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Dude, your dog looks like my dog, maybe they should date. 2230
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Eyeball cocktails are a Halloween tradition in this house 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 20/10/2025There were two American flags in that shit-dumping video. What if the primary targets were the flags, and the protests were just collateral damage? 071
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I was so excited to pre-order @johnfugelsang.bsky.social 's new book, that I inadvertently ordered it twice. Now I get to read them both. 020
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I'm old enough to remember when a president pardoned his brother. 010
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 31/10/2024I made myself a negroni with frozen eyeballs. Happy Halloween! 010
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/09/2024My ten year old said, "Dad, the toilet is smoking!" So I look inside the bathroom, and this is what I see. 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 19/08/2024If you see this, post a photo you made of a sunset 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 31/07/2024I move that we change our unofficial city motto. Times have changed. 210
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 22/06/2024My father passed away in his sleep today. Please enjoy this picture from when we first met. 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/03/2024Four years ago I took this picture of the flour aisle in my grocery store, as proof for my wife who just wanted to try making sourdough. Tonight she is making sous vide beef in an Instapot so yeah I'm happier now. 000