Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 7hHe has repeatedly denied being a vegan because he isn't one. 000
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In honor of engagement bait awareness month: what is the first piece of engagement bait you remember falling for? 9168867
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I bet MAGAs can't pluralize "attorney general" either. 000
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is Hamilton Nolan's framing of elections as the choice between enemies and cowards - you elect cowards and then work them to get them to deliver what you want - rather than the eternal disappointment of savior politics. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/how-to-thi...hamiltonnolan.comHow to Think About Politics Without Wanting to Kill YourselfThere are Enemies, and then there are Cowards. 24712
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 03/10/2026The post-war "peace dividend" owed its existence to three factors: industrial capacity, political freedom and pent-up demand. 517967
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026OMG the part about fulfilling the gender studies requirement is BRUTAL 010
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I appreciate all of @doctorow.pluralistic.net 's essays, but this one is my favorite. Even if you're optimistic about the blue wave this year, you're pessimistic that it will do anything good when it arrives. Here's why... AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. 0179
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's spelled "Vegan". He's from a planet that orbits the star Vega. 000
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This historic image is the Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima of MAGA idiocy 3161970
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Two things can be true at the same time: 1. You might be right. 2. We all live in The Bad Place. 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you don't pay close enough attention to the IKEA instructions. 020
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 30/09/2026Werner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict 9567144
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie 882622284
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's fun to pretend to be an AI and just make shit up! 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They are also famously audio-only menus, unlike similar menus from Applebees and Chili's. 100
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Denny's menus famously come with sign language interpreters, an accessibility feature for the hard-of-hearing. 100
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Denny's menus famously come with sign language interpreters, an accessibility feature for the hard-of-hearing. 000
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026tell me you flunked geometry without telling me you flunked geometry 34796111
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Only the ones who are "biologically susceptible". 000
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here 241365248
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 25/09/2026MAGAs are fed up with illegal aliens taking our awesome health insurance plans in order to maliciously file no claims. 010
Reposted by Dan Hedges ❌👑Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 24/09/2026Honey that's what we had in school in the '80s. 1213312
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The oceansess! The big, vast distances, my precious! 2601
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I guessed The Empire Strikes Back but I was wrong. 010
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comRon Swanson's Awkward Smile NodALT: Ron Swanson's Awkward Smile Nod 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I had an MRI once. Should have asked my doctors about using electromagnetic powers instead. 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm so sorry you're going through this. And I know you don't want to hear this from me, but I read a book long ago when my kids were that age that said the problem is they get too tired to go to sleep and the answer is to make bedtime way way way earlier than you would think possible. 010
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hitler married Eva Braun the previous day. Will Trump and Natalie tie the knot? 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Who is going with him? Natalie Harp has got to be the odds-on favorite. 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My kid loved and still loves Alan Gratz books. 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yes, when water pours into an electric boat everyone on board gets electrocuted that's just science. Don't forget to eat your meat and ferments people. 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Here in Texas, we call this sense of hope before an election "getting Betoed". 001
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me, during an Alice Cooper concert: FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN'S _MONSTER_ 030
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I know I'm old because my first thought was "Do it now before you forget!!!" 000
Dan Hedges ❌👑 @danielahedges.bsky.social · 16/09/2026'Tell me more about this $2/lb ground beef... Is it in the room with us right now?" 000
