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Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

@cjzero.bsky.social just now, 30:15 or so on the clock in the Barça Getafe game, the announcer with a hilarious recap of the failed clearance

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

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Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

@davidjroth.bsky.social just saw someone mock Blake Treinen using the Todd Akin “body has ways of shutting that whole thing down,” and it occurred to me Remembering Loathsome Republicans is the dark mirror of the Remembering of Guys

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Just experienced the movie Weapons in real life walking around my neighborhood. (A bunch of kids came running down the street acting weird.)

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/06/2026

I’m the President btw

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

creed "my sacrifice" voice Ron Karkovice

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

/to the tune of "Glory Days" Tampa Rays Andy Sonnanstine, Tampa Rays Jason Hammel, David Price Tampa Rays

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Tom Ziller @teamziller.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

[papa roach, “last resort”] shai gilgeous-alexander chet holmgren, luguentz dort

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

/Ramones voice 20, 20, 24 hours to go-o-o Erubiel Durazo

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

did a good post accidentally show up there

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

FROM: sales@nike.real-account .com TO: kashmoneymillionaire@gmail .com SUBJECT: EXCLUSIVE OFFER!!!!! Dear Mr. Patel, Nike is excited to offer you a new line of Air Jordans!! These EPIC shoes feature the FBI logo along with the text "FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR". Click the link below to claim your shoes

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

9/11 was a mutagenic event leveling up the most potent class of fucking losers this country has ever seen

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

As soon as like eight of them said their favorite song about America was courtesy of the red white and blue I knew we weren’t winning shit

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

You guys are laughing. Paul Skenes almost was in the Air Force, and you're laughing.

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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 18/03/2026

Very disrespectful of the Venezuelan players to look happy after a big play. You’re supposed to look pissed off

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

oscar isaac reminds me of karl rove

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Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist @unaha-closp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/03/2026

Absolutely pulverizing the “OH BROTHER” button

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

A Top Chef team settling on the world’s worst concept for Restaurant Wars:

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Bari Weiss has fired the Animaniacs due to a lack of political balance

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

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Zach Goldberg @zgoldberg.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

"I say we invest that money back in the Board of Peace!"

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

so what happens to all the collected tariff money?

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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

When I get just a little too warm under the covers:

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/02/2026

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Jason Myers hoisting the MVP and running this iconic quote back but with the exact opposite tone.

A 2017 tweet by AP journalist Mark Long reading "Jaguars PK Jason Myers on his misses: 'it feels great, dude. It's fucking awesome, man.'"

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The set design for this is awesome

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

It’s very sweet and cute that he not only planed to have lil kids there and then rolls so well with the lil kids being lil kids but I have to know whose idea the lil podium was

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

A dad on patrol this morning is showing off his new egregiously expensive ice-fishing boots that he justified “because I’m standing out here all the time.” Dudes are going to continue rocking until morale improves

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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

A competent opposition political party would cut together the footage of what ICE had been doing in the twin cities with Mike Johnson saying "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do" and have it in ads all across the country

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

You should watch this right the hell now

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

One of the best to ever do it

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle

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