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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 18h

[matt vasgersian when he sees someone make an ordinary pass on the onterstate] whoahhoaahhhhaOOOOOOHHHHHHH THERE HE GOES

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 18h

fine, i'll put the game on

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 21h

if cody gakpo came to spurs he would have scuffled, gotten a minor injury, and sat out the international break. instead he stayed at liverpool, thrived, and got seriously injured representing his country. what a dummy.

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 22h

PSR for dummies: the english premier league has rules to make sure clubs like the soggy tossers don't take on an insane amount of debt to chase promotion, because if they fail and the team goes under the entire town of soggythrop also goes under and they'll all become wards of the state

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 23h

[senator smirking, anxiously waiting to unveil a big posterboard with a screenshot of a text message that just says "el duque"] so it is your testimony here today that on july 17 you DID NOT "remember" mlb journeyman livan hernandez, is that correct

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a double bullpen game to open a playoff series. america's continued decline on full display

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tfw *amy klobuchar* confirms you don't know ball

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[guy who's only watched the 2004 ken dorsey v craig krenzel MNF game] getting real ken dorsey v craig krenzel vibes from this

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

years ago i mastered the art of when and where to use mid-sentence parenthetical em dashes for emphasis, now people think it means i didn't write it. ai can suck my fucking dick

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the president is announcing a plan to manufacture single-use cars that are cheaper than a tank of gasoline

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i flipped off my mirror. what happened next shocked me.

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i'm old enough to remember when the 97-win cubs had to play an elimination road playoff game just so that they could play the 100-win cardinals and then not have home field advantage in the nlcs against the 90-win mets

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

isn't that guy a little ... (doing the "iffy" hand rocking gesture) iced coffee?

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the cubs *need* to squeeze in two games today ahead of a massive storm? i'll tell you what i'd do, man

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i'm not saying that alex bregman looks rough but i saw a picture of him today and thought it was a "donald trump's hand" halloween costume

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

4 out of 5 chicago erics agree - we're having a good time

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

bout to go see a band from australia, what other shirt would i possibly wear

Me wearing a tshirt with Big Ange Postecoglou

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

new "i lived bitch" meme just dropped

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

white sox with a very tepid "congratulations justin verlander" tribute between innings. justin verlander with a very "just one more week until i can go home to my supermodel wife" reaction

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

can we give matt shaw's achilles to caleb williams

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

we need to cancel chicago sports until we can figure out what's going on

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you know how in time travel movies the person goes back to try and change the past, but all they end up doing is inadvertently delivering the exact same future, albeit in a new and unanticipated way? that is exactly what it feels like to support tottenham hotspur

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

tottenham hotspur WILL score a goal today

Dr. Frink in front of the Gamble-Tron 2000

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

line of cars just blaring their horns outside my window because an amazon truck is blocking the street. i hope gas hits $30 a gallon

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

steve....belichick? any relation to the super bowl winning lothario?

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

happy constitution day! on this day in 1981 the united states constitution was first discovered in the glove compartment of an oldsmobile cutlass. to this day no one knows who wrote it or how it got there

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

me when they light the entree on fire table side

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

tottenham hotspur WILL score a goal today

Smooth Jimmy Apollo with his Lock of the Week

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

kids today will simply never understand that when 9/11 happened you had to actually remember your friend's home phone number because the teacher wheeled in the Magnavox TV cart while you were drinking from the hose

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

when the AI bubble crashes and we have to give up all our fancy toys, there will instantly be a real market for critical skills like "forming a sentence" and "talking to a person"

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i'm thrilled to announce that i can now start earning 10x ultimate rewards with chase if i select "paze" at checkout with participating merchants. this is the start of something big, i can feel it

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this is how your message finds me

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

in an eccentric speech, the president claimed that on 9/11 he personally retook control of the cockpit and safely landed united flight 93. some are skeptical.

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

me on the front porch: i love the rhythmic chorus of the cicadas. the soundtrack of a relaxing summer evening the cicadas:

Frank Booth in BLUE VELVET screaming "Let's fuck!!!!"

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

if there are any #catholics on here i need one sam antonacci stolen base to save my fantasy baseball season, please help

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

it was very neat seeing a group of chicago star athletes all at wrigley field supporting PCA, but noticeably absent were any stars from the white sox. i guess they aren't cool enough to hang

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

every year we send china over 300 *billion* dollars and all we get in return is 300 billion dollars in consumer goods

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i haven't seen a harrison assaulted like this since friar park in oxfordshire

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

today we decide nps vs national trust for historic preservation, in which a single nerd is trying to prevent construction of the ballroom that millions of americans voted for. we hold that no one can sue to look at a building, unlike legally distinct rivers

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