Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Is there even a close second? Freddie? William Contreras? 010
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026damn you. My bank account and walls cannot sustain this 000
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026@cjzero.bsky.social just now, 30:15 or so on the clock in the Barça Getafe game, the announcer with a hilarious recap of the failed clearance 040
Reposted by Dane BernardoSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 563339673
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They asked Todd Monken a softball question at halftime to even further puff him up and Monken didn’t take the bait and just said the team is doing well. Gross. 020
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He asks if the Phillies won the series after scoring a run. He says this. Is my guy somehow making money on Kalshi, those are two of the most genuinely befuddling and hyperbolic comments i have ever heard? 040
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It really isn’t. They rested their stars to play us and our two best players are 1. in her first playoffs and 2. just not right out there, ankles or otherwise 121
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Insanely good description of our boy here, “feral drives” especially @davidjroth.bsky.social is nodding with resignation 000
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Stole this from Reddit but Ao’s foot is still on the tawata and that’s also an unrecoverable position. Insane to not have at least a review 000
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comDillon Brooks HatewatchALT: Dillon Brooks Hatewatch 030
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I have. Every time a reddit commenter makes the same claim. There isn’t anything. 100
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Any evidence on this? You can be a vocal Christian and still have zero affection for the big dumbass 220
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think of this post daily at this point bsky.app/profile/davi... 000
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m not shre you understand nuance. Again, rigging the entire game to ensure Michigan wins is a thing that doesn’t happen in America. Making inscrutable decisions to benefit big money or the tv network certainly does 200
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026No one said it was rigged for Michigan to win. I’m saying they saw a chance to give Michigan another shot they in no way deserved and said yep let’s do it 110
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Heading to look up if it’s going well or if this is sarcasm 160
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026please tell me we’re getting Roth back in ours ears also 010
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This was bland stuff. It could’ve been 20 minutes. Also I love making stuff about race (Watchmen!) but this was all hamfisted and unearned 010
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Does anyone who still follows this account have a functional replacement for Polygon? It’s just 30 clickbait garbage articles a day now 000
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026That’s the joke. It’s the worst possible item to leave as a marker as anyone else could both pick it up or drop their own 020
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Our family will put through requests, check out a dozen books, leave them in the den for a week and return them just because libraries get more funding depending on their level of use. 040
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is the reaction of Chris Davis during *that* time of Chris Davis’s career, not a man clubbing his 35th home run. I love him. 010
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is pretty close to me using Reddit discussions to understand dense books I’d never have picked up without help 010
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026these polls and the declarative statements made from seeing them are so funny. everyone who answered “he is insane and when I see him I am very upset” is still one of his voters 000
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Cassian Andor explaining to Nemik why Nemik is being naive: “They’ll never learn. They don’t have to.” 010
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I’ve thought more on this and have decided that everyone who loves microanalysis and chips alerting us to hair-based fluctuations in the ball-space-time continuum definitely pulls the lever in the trolley problem 010
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I don’t get excited when the ball hits the net anymore. I get nervous. 170
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026all this technology to make sports weirder and worse. Guy stealing second came off the bag for a millimeter for a thousandth of a second and he’s out. TOMATO. 040
Reposted by Dane Bernardoandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS 464861967
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I can’t stand Bruce but Jesse can make a quarterfinal before their wins are really equal. 010
Reposted by Dane BernardoAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice 8885361548
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Don’t say it like they’re already eliminated! 010
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Kelly Loeffler. Reince Priebus. Matthew Calamari. The bench may be just as deep 000
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026@davidjroth.bsky.social just saw someone mock Blake Treinen using the Todd Akin “body has ways of shutting that whole thing down,” and it occurred to me Remembering Loathsome Republicans is the dark mirror of the Remembering of Guys 110
Dane Bernardo @danebernardo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026static.klipy.comSteve Harvey's Amazed ReactionALT: Steve Harvey's Amazed Reaction 000
