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daniel

@danbikeman.bsky.social
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very amateur photographer, mostly of birds and such. I’m very normal

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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’ve decided to forsake the moribund Sixers and jump on the Knicks bandwagon right when they’re on the precipice of a title, like a man with no convictions
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
didn’t realize someone tried to kirk the bad man again, sucks for him. in more important news my Phillies finally won a game
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This man is making a mockery of the FIFA Peace Prize
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The third base side photog for the Phils was going absolutely bonkers today
Justin Crawford and JT Realmuto bump butts in midair as Kyle Schwarber runs in, squeezing streams of pink liquid onto Crawford.
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If I were Duke I would’ve simply done the inbounds better
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
dril tweet from 2018: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says
At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
my cat every day at 4 pm
wailing emoji with the text:

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooohhh
i'm soooooooo
hungryyyslightly distorted wailing emoji with distorted text:

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
what do you mean dinner is at five pm
i will die that's sooooo late
oooooooooooo
ohhhemoji is now even more smushed and has big eyes with tears welling with distorted text:

i have never been fed in my
entire life please sir
i am so hungry
please feed
meeethe crying wailing emoji is extremely distorted and pixelated with distorted text:

oooooooooooooohhh
i'm just a little kitty i'm so
hungry you never feed
me i must be the
hungriest kitty
in the world
ohhhh
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
That’s Dan❤️‍🩹🦅
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2026
Screaming Guy Rolling Down Hill In Wheelchair Hopefully Part Of Olympics
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The nation yearns for more commercials hawking tax preparation software starring Adrien Brody
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Defector @defector.com · 30/01/2026
Sixers enact intentional, then unintentional tribute to the late great Dan McQuade:
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Sixers Enact Intentional, Then Unintentional Tribute To The Late Great Dan McQuade | Defector
We interrupt our ongoing tribute to Comrade McQuade to provide a score from last night: The Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Sacramento Kings, in Philadelphia, by the deeply mockable score of 113-111.…
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Paul Hudrick @paulhudrick.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A barred owl I encountered deep in a forest. He was sitting on a broken tree close to the ground and didn’t seem bother by my presence #birds
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Carolina wren I saw recently on a snowy day #birds
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They are executing unarmed people in the streets for trying to protect their neighbors with the full support of the federal government.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
yea she’s the goat
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 09/01/2026
Philadelphia in candlelight. A city paused. Love showed up for Renee Nicole Good.
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Took some shots of a red-shouldered hawk for his linkedin profile #birds
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Warmest holiday wishes to you and yours.
George C. Scott and the weird ceiling lady from Exorcist III, but they’re wearing Santa hats.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 21/09/2025
for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
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Tim Krief @timkrief.com · 16/09/2025
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
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scolipede themed anal beads @amongusyaoi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 23/08/2025
I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger. a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple. another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Everyone contributes to the movement in the ways they see fit. Some get teargassed and shot with rubber bullets by rampaging cops, others offer notes online re: how the people getting gassed/shot might seem less deserving of getting gassed/shot to the general public. It's a coalition.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
We need a liberal Jigsaw
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This early 90s pizza advert from America is horrifying. No matter where you *think* it's going, you're wrong...
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
Is Your Team Serious? – AFC

AFC East
Bills — very serious (but with Sean McDermott)
Dolphins — not quite serious
Jets — perhaps the most deeply unserious team in professional sports history
Pats — have not been serious in at least five years. it’s great!

AFC North
Bengals — fun! but not serious
Browns — not fun and not serious
Ravens — very fun and very serious 
Steelers — not fun; broadly serious but not serious-serious

AFC South — no. absolutely noy. get out of my office.

AFC West
Broncos — getting serious
Chargers — these poor asses rent
Chieves — yes, I would say that the dynastic team is serious
Raiders — let me ask you a question. why do you recognize this shape? [it is a stylized image of Mark Davis’s haircut]Is Your Team Serious? - NFC

NFC East
Commanders – newly serious after 30 years of wearing pants with self-inflating whoopie cushions sewn into the ass
Cowboys – arguably the worst kind of unserious
Eagles – serious!
Giants – ironclad certainty that they’re serious as their pants repeatedly fall down. like a clown in a business suit, trying to type emails on a Speak & Spell, honking their nose thoughtfully while a team of mimes act out the Q2 rainbow wig budget. pathetic! 

NFC North
Bears — the unseriousness has entered middle age
Lions — serious at long last
Packers — serious
Vikings — serious … and purple

NFC South
Bucs – as serious as a pirate-themed outfit in Tampa can be
Falcons – might be serious if not for their numerous affronts to forgotten but powerful gods and vast collection of haunted dolls  
Panthers – unserious
Saints – unserious, but bonus points for putting off salary cap hell for like 15 years now

NFC West
Cardinals – unserious but trending up
49ers – I will call them serious if no one talks to me about Brock Purdy
Rams – serious…ly annoying!
Seahawks – serious-adjacent. in the parking lot of Serious Depot. making offers on houses in Seriouston, etc.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It’s disturbing that President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter, but even more disturbing that he’s posthumously pardoned his other son, the Night Stalker Richard Ramirez
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Sixers is a disgrace
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slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
bro they are straight up analyzing your directorial intent right now… they’re literally deriving significance from your work’s formal elements, including but not limited to its mise-en-scène and sense of photogénie
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
A green heron holds a way-too-large fish in its beak (it dropped the fish seconds later) #birds
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
A carolina wren singing a song #birds
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
An osprey brings a stick back to add to their nest #birds
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#DarkUniverse @darkuniverse.bsky.social · 22/05/2017
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
An eastern bluebird alights on a small tree so he can get his picture taken #birds
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daniel @danbikeman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A cooper’s hawk enjoys their breakfast of a city rat #birds
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