slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026there is truly nothing i want to watch less than this 1102
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026[House MD if house wasn’t witty] foreman: house, you’re overdoing it with the pills, you’re popping them like they’re pez candies, i would have assumed you’d want to keep safe the one redeeming quality you still have— your brain. house: fuck you fuck you fuck you i hate you 050
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 20/03/2026it’s actually surreal watching Steel Ball Run. I remember when the Stone Ocean adaptation was announced and I literally couldn’t believe it. and yet here we are 020
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Noticing a bizarre phenomenon where “principled leftists” are becoming increasingly incapable of caring about 2 things at once. Yes, Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza— and antisemitism is bad!! It’s not “prioritizing Jewish feelings” to care about both things at the same time!! 2131
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026YuYu Hakusho might be the greatest anime of all time. What a pleasure to watch, all of it. 010
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026you’re so right!!!! we should never ever ask more of our representatives!!!! we should eat the neo-lib idpol slop we’re given!!! a better future isn’t possible!!!! yes!! fuck yes!!!! 1112
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026extremely bizarre to tweet this when Trump’s actual spiritual advisor was convicted of child sex abuse like less than 5 months ago 1130
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026delegating time-intensive schemes to my underling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 010
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026many people are saying that the curling medals are actually more prestigious than the hockey ones. that’s just what they’re saying 031
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The plan is simple. Make Alysa Liu fall in love with me 061
Reposted by slurm king 👑Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/02/2026ME: President Trump must answer for his crimes. This lawlessness cannot— (hot pink playing cards explode around my face) GAMBIT: Watch y' tone, cher. Dat man pregnant wit my own petit bébé. 11199
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026*news anchor being handed a piece of paper from offscreen* and, i’m being told just now that greg bovino is currently being put in “the device” 290
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 04/01/2026the leafs have whatever the opposite of the clutch gene is 200
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 25/12/2025hitting the ultimate woke: “happy holidays to all those who celebrate 😊” 030
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Wordle 1,644 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 yeah i’m fucking goated 020
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025the lion doesn’t concern himself with that pain radiating down his left arm 1303
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 12/12/2025saw some discourse floating around on twitter, so i just have to say: Carrie and Lowell is one of the greatest albums of all time. period. it is hauntingly, heartachingly, teeth-kickingly beautiful, and i would do anything to hear this album for the first time again. that is all on the matter 👍 040
Reposted by slurm king 👑Aidann @aidann.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Just finished a delicious thanksgiving meal of collard greens and oxtail, shout out gam gam! 042
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 05/11/2025can’t wait for the 100 neolib think pieces to come out next week attributing this win to anything and everything except for the fact that he ran on (popular) socialist policy 140
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 29/10/2025bro doesn’t know macduff was from his mother’s womb untimely ripped 🤣🤣😂😂 🫵😂 020
slurm king 👑 @slurm.bsky.social · 28/10/2025eric lauer’s arm tomorrowmedia.tenor.coma tray of food on a table with tito 's vodka in the backgroundALT: a tray of food on a table with tito 's vodka in the background 060
