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Dallin Turner

@dallinturner.bsky.social
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He/him. Fan of the Utah Jazz, Utah Mammoth, BYU, and DC Comics. Obsessive reviewer of sports logos and newspapers in comic books. Profile pic is me celebrating my graduation at Goofy’s Kitchen in Disneyland.

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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I finally got to see Endgame Encore last night. I have to laugh at all the people complaining about the ending being changed and the new post-credit scenes. What did you expect? Marvel directly told us that’s what they were doing!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, colored pencil, copic marker, and pencil. 

Movie night. Our man is at home with his pet bird watching Batman Returns (1992). It’s the scene where Catwoman visits the Penguin’s raggedy office to plan Batman’s downfall. As a way to gain the upper hand during the meeting, she circles Penguin’s birdcage and puts the bird in her mouth. Our man is concerned that this will be an upsetting scene for his bird to watch. “Close your eyes for this scene,” he says. He’s watching the film in a beanbag chair. His bird has a small perch for the screening.
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SHUTOUT SECRUED IN SALT LAKE! 😮‍💨
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And as far as depicting evil in other media, in film, it's a tie for me between FMA as Salieri in Amadeus, and George Sanders as Addison DeWitt in All About Eve.
F murray abraham as Salieri, hand on heart, accepting a kiss of gratitude from Tom Hulce's MozartGeorge Sanders looking dapper as hell at the 1950 Sarah Siddons Award ceremony
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: Trevor Lee has been charged with four felonies and has resigned from the Utah House of Representatives effective immediately.
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Breaking: State Rep. Trevor Lee charged with four felonies related to alleged mortgage fraud
State Rep. Trevor Lee was charged Monday with four felony counts related to alleged mortgage fraud and immediately resigned his House seat.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It will forever make me laugh that there was a con artist who pretended to bend spoons with his mind, and then the creators of Pokemon created a powerful psychic Pokemon who held a spoon in his hand. And then to show it was more powerful, it got more spoons as it evolved.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was the Pete Maravich trade better for New Orleans or Atlanta? Why didn’t Moses Malone ever play for the Jazz? Find the answers to these questions and more in my latest blog post! sportsandsuperheroes.blogspot.com/2026/09/1975...
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1975 Part Two: Trading it all for a Pistol
I still find it eerily cosmic how the collapse of the Utah Stars perfectly coincided with the rise of the New Orleans Jazz. But we’re still ...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you haven’t seen Bernie it’s a Richard Linklater movie that is maybe the best Jack Black performance where he’s not just being Jack Black, well worth watching!
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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And here's the problem: the Mormon Church allows abortion under the common exceptions ... but lots of individual Mormons do not. Idaho's laws are stricter than the church because voters are stricter than the church (and, by their own reasoning, God).
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the great failures of the NBA is that the Houston Rockets have never had a good logo or uniform. It shouldn’t be hard to do something interesting with a rocket.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 09/09/2023
this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.
a smiley face scrub daddy sponge in the sink in a puddle of bright red beet juice.
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Ian McNaughton @ianmcnaughton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wtf is this font
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YO WHAT Star Trek Voyager’s Tom Paris is running as a Democrat for a County Council Seat in Utah’s Wasatch County www.parkrecord.com/2026/09/11/w...
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Wasatch County Council candidate Robert McNeill values transparency, accountability - Park Record
Heber City resident and hopeful political newcomer Robert Duncan McNeill is stepping in as the Democratic candidate for Wasatch County Council at-large Seat A.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m really annoyed by that low-res Colorado State logo CBS Sports is using. Wouldn’t somebody have checked that long before the game began?
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Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
In the waning moments of Batman Day, let us relive the month I got into Batman.
Batman becomes a giant in “The Colossus of Gotham City!”Batman and Robin become extraterrestrials in “The Eighth Wonder of Space!”As Batman and Robin watch helplessly, Superman is teleported away and replaced by a weird creature in “The Creature That Was Exchanged for Superman!”Superman, Batman, and Robin meet for the first time on the cover of the first  Secret Origins.
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Sarah Todd @nbasarah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To Jazz fans, a huge thanks to each and every one of you that read my stuff and followed along the way. I appreciate it all more than you know. Don't be strangers. I'll still have tons of thoughts, feelings and insights along the way.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am both heartbroken and thrilled by this! Minnesota just gained an amazing reporter.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you’re going to make a commercial about famous sports meltdowns, you should pay the licensing fee to actually show the real jerseys so you don’t have to awkwardly digitally alter them.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s been said before, and it’ll be said again, but that Monster Energy Big 12 logo is hideous and the perfect representation of everything wrong with college football. “Let’s stick yet another inescapable ad in this 3-hour event of nonstop ads!”
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Put one second back on the clock!
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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The local right-wing church newspaper has been dreaming about today's front page for approximately 364 days.
Screenshot of Deseret News homepage, all stories about the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Perhaps my favorite anecdote from the collapse of the Utah Stars was the new owners’ plans to sell season tickets by going door to door like LDS missionaries. Spoiler alert: The plan didn’t work. sportsandsuperheroes.blogspot.com/2026/09/1975-part-one-no-miracles-for-this-moses.html
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1975 Part One: No miracles for this Moses
Here it is, folks. The end of the Utah Stars. The Deseret News headline, “Stars perish in sea of red ink,” is a nice reference to Moses Malo...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
all these different teams make college football so confusing. just have one college football team and be done with it. settle down
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yesterday, someone I followed went on a long, bitter rant about how he would never see Coyote vs. Acme no matter how many people told him it was good. I found the tone distasteful and pedantic. I almost unfollowed them, but decided to give them another chance.
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Brydie Lee-Kennedy @brydielk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
…lol bsky.app/profile/your...
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 14/10/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finally!
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who were the brave fools who thought New Orleans was ready for the NBA a mere four years after the Big Easy ran the ABA out of town? Find out in my latest blog post! sportsandsuperheroes.blogspot.com/2026/08/1974...
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1974 Part Two: The end of the beginning
The extraordinary turmoil of 1974 began to push the ABA out of Utah. But in that very same year, unbeknownst to anyone at the time, the futu...
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
A Halloween party. A young woman in a cheerleader costume, her back to Robin (Tim Drake) raises a hand backward to his chin and says, "Hello. 'Robin'. Is that a BATARANG in your pocket...or are you just happy to SEE me?"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Star Trek TNG, S5E24: Ensign Ro phasers Riker right in the face. Geordi sabotages a funeral. The Romulans violate Zeus' Law. 9/10, this week has sucked so I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism.... SPAAAAAACEEE
On the bridge of the Enterprise.  Data is at his console, stoically pushing buttons. Picard is walking past, his hands clasped beyond his back. Troi is blurry but visible in the background. In blue text, we can see the episode title: "The Next Phase."
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I feel bad for all the Minnesota fans who didn’t watch Cody Williams during the summer league.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I loved Ben Wallace so much!
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m just glad that Thurl Bailey and Craig Bolerjack don’t have to keep pretending that Cody Williams is going to be good one day.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I already miss Sarah so much!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is every user of this website and you either need to see the ugliness of that or the beauty of that
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Stephen Coles @stewf.com · 28/08/2026
This is not good. www.slcdunk.com/utah-jazz-ne...
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The state of Utah Jazz media in 2026
Sarah Todd is the latest in the long list of former Utah Jazz beat reporters
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Such a gut punch. During the 12 years I worked at the Deseret News, Sarah was by far the best Jazz beat reporter we had. And it wasn’t even close.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I read the Wall Street Journal obituary of Dolly Parton. It presented her as a savvy businesswoman, but only had one passing line about how she once received an award for her philanthropy. Pretty much what you’d expect from that paper.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WenzlerPowers: 

Dolly Parton writing “I will always love you“ and “Jolene“ in the same day is mind blowing.

It’s like if da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa then turned around in the same day and wrote “Jolene“
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lol, remember the post credit scene in Eternals that implied Kit Harrington was going to be, like, super important in some unspecified future film?
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Back to school. ❤️
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Star Trek TNG, S5E23: Geordi adopts a stray Borg drone, but Picard won't let him keep it. 10/10, an episode so good that Trek would spend years revisiting its ideas while simultaneously undermining them
Crusher, Riker, and Worf are on an away mission, standing next to the wreckage of a Borg ship.  Crusher is crouched over the body of an injured drone, scanning it with her tricorder, while the others watch. Snow covers the ground, but no one looks cold. In blue text we see the episode title: "I Borg," which feels like it should have a comma in-between those two words, but it doesn't.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve said for a long time, don’t listen to what the LDS church says about immigrants. Watch what they DO. Being a Minnesotan during the 🧊 raids, I watched many churches stand up and practice what they preach. Not the Mormon church though. Their silence is deafening. #exmo
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The church loves to talk about the unborn
YouTube video by Malynda Hale
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Robert Gehrke @robertgehrke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
BREAKING: For the first time, ICE has acknowledged publicly that it will NOT pursue building a massive detention center in SLC. A joint filing with ICE attorneys, along with SLC/SLCO, asked to pause litigation over the issue because the plan is scrapped. www.sltrib.com/news/2026/08...
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Feds scrap Salt Lake City ICE detention warehouse plans
The change of course was confirmed in court records Wednesday.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Doubly cruel when it’s a religious prosperity gospel that teaches that poverty is a sign of unrighteousness or lack of faith. #exmo
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Star Trek TNG, S5E22: Riker: Oh hey you're back early. Didn't you have a session with Ensign Sutter kid? Troi: Kid's haunted Riker: What? Troi: *grabbing a phaser and getting back into the turbolift* Kid's haunted 5/10, not terrible, but if you skipped it on the rewatch, you'd miss nothing
A little girl, (Clara, maybe 8 years old?) is in the arboretum, which looks like a normal room with an unusually high number of house plants. She looks confused.  You can't tell from this image, but this takes place on the USS Enterprise D. In blue text, we can see the episode title: "Imaginary Friend"
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
For your Sunday reading, I present the craziest year of Utah Stars history. It includes a failed political campaign, multiple lawsuits, a Finals run, drafting the first high schooler (Moses Malone), and two failed attempts to sell the team. sportsandsuperheroes.blogspot.com/2026/08/1974...
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1974 Part One: The beginning of the end
What does it mean for your team when the owner decides to run for governor? Well, in the case of the Utah Stars, it meant nothing but bad ne...
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