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Dallin Turner

@dallinturner.bsky.social
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He/him. Fan of the Utah Jazz, Utah Mammoth, BYU, and DC Comics. Obsessive reviewer of sports logos and newspapers in comic books. Profile pic is me celebrating my graduation at Goofy’s Kitchen in Disneyland.

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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 2h
Who needs Kessler and Nurk when we got Mo Bamba 😂 💪
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 2h
Remember when the Jazz used to have him?
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 4h
This is an insult to Harrison Barnes! 😜
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 4h
You know who I didn’t feel conflicted to root for? Walker Kessler.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 4h
Was 12 minutes of Wemby too much to ask?
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 15h
Now they’re never going to finish building that hospital! 😥
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It literally doesn’t???
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Once upon a time, for a VERY brief period, there was a professional basketball team called the Utah Rockies. This is their story. sportsandsuperheroes.blogspot.com/2026/10/1976...
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1976: The rise and fall of the Utah Rockies
Who wants pro basketball back in SLC? Well, I suppose there were quite a few people in early 1976 who would have loved to replace the recent...
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Preseason doesn’t count.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When I was at BYU, it was a huge scandal that the Church was secretly pumping money into the Prop 8 fight in California. Jeffrey R. Holland publicly lied that they didn’t spend “one red cent” on it. I guess they don’t feel the shame anymore to even try to lie about it.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My wife’s grandmother liked to tell us that her neighbor was a Lamanite. I had to bite my tongue so hard …
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Sarah Todd @nbasarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seems timely to remind people (in light of Nurk having to miss time) that Jaxson Hayes was on video pushing and spitting at his partner with her yelling about not feeling safe and the NBA has seemingly not ever handed down any consequences. Feel bad for Jazz fans who will have to cheer for that.
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Sarah Todd @nbasarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The drop off in defense when Rudy isn't on the court, the weird arm flailing, the prayers that he stops dribbling lol. And they're seeing the defense and open court dunks from Cody which has them thinking something is there. I've BEEN HERE BEFORE
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The formatting of “10.00 million” is making my eye twitch.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I finally got to see Endgame Encore last night. I have to laugh at all the people complaining about the ending being changed and the new post-credit scenes. What did you expect? Marvel directly told us that’s what they were doing!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, colored pencil, copic marker, and pencil. 

Movie night. Our man is at home with his pet bird watching Batman Returns (1992). It’s the scene where Catwoman visits the Penguin’s raggedy office to plan Batman’s downfall. As a way to gain the upper hand during the meeting, she circles Penguin’s birdcage and puts the bird in her mouth. Our man is concerned that this will be an upsetting scene for his bird to watch. “Close your eyes for this scene,” he says. He’s watching the film in a beanbag chair. His bird has a small perch for the screening.
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SHUTOUT SECRUED IN SALT LAKE! 😮‍💨
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Steve Lieber --> Bedrock City Comic Con @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And as far as depicting evil in other media, in film, it's a tie for me between FMA as Salieri in Amadeus, and George Sanders as Addison DeWitt in All About Eve.
F murray abraham as Salieri, hand on heart, accepting a kiss of gratitude from Tom Hulce's MozartGeorge Sanders looking dapper as hell at the 1950 Sarah Siddons Award ceremony
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: Trevor Lee has been charged with four felonies and has resigned from the Utah House of Representatives effective immediately.
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Breaking: State Rep. Trevor Lee charged with four felonies related to alleged mortgage fraud
State Rep. Trevor Lee was charged Monday with four felony counts related to alleged mortgage fraud and immediately resigned his House seat.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It will forever make me laugh that there was a con artist who pretended to bend spoons with his mind, and then the creators of Pokemon created a powerful psychic Pokemon who held a spoon in his hand. And then to show it was more powerful, it got more spoons as it evolved.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was the Pete Maravich trade better for New Orleans or Atlanta? Why didn’t Moses Malone ever play for the Jazz? Find the answers to these questions and more in my latest blog post! sportsandsuperheroes.blogspot.com/2026/09/1975...
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1975 Part Two: Trading it all for a Pistol
I still find it eerily cosmic how the collapse of the Utah Stars perfectly coincided with the rise of the New Orleans Jazz. But we’re still ...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you haven’t seen Bernie it’s a Richard Linklater movie that is maybe the best Jack Black performance where he’s not just being Jack Black, well worth watching!
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s really surprising how many members don’t know the Church’s real policy. That Idaho statement and Neil Anderson’s recent talks have only added to that confusion. I have to suspect it’s deliberate at this point.
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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And here's the problem: the Mormon Church allows abortion under the common exceptions ... but lots of individual Mormons do not. Idaho's laws are stricter than the church because voters are stricter than the church (and, by their own reasoning, God).
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the great failures of the NBA is that the Houston Rockets have never had a good logo or uniform. It shouldn’t be hard to do something interesting with a rocket.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 09/09/2023
this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.
a smiley face scrub daddy sponge in the sink in a puddle of bright red beet juice.
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Ian McNaughton @ianmcnaughton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wtf is this font
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YO WHAT Star Trek Voyager’s Tom Paris is running as a Democrat for a County Council Seat in Utah’s Wasatch County www.parkrecord.com/2026/09/11/w...
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Wasatch County Council candidate Robert McNeill values transparency, accountability - Park Record
Heber City resident and hopeful political newcomer Robert Duncan McNeill is stepping in as the Democratic candidate for Wasatch County Council at-large Seat A.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ll believe it when they start playing music at football games.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m really annoyed by that low-res Colorado State logo CBS Sports is using. Wouldn’t somebody have checked that long before the game began?
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Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
In the waning moments of Batman Day, let us relive the month I got into Batman.
Batman becomes a giant in “The Colossus of Gotham City!”Batman and Robin become extraterrestrials in “The Eighth Wonder of Space!”As Batman and Robin watch helplessly, Superman is teleported away and replaced by a weird creature in “The Creature That Was Exchanged for Superman!”Superman, Batman, and Robin meet for the first time on the cover of the first  Secret Origins.
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Sarah Todd @nbasarah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To Jazz fans, a huge thanks to each and every one of you that read my stuff and followed along the way. I appreciate it all more than you know. Don't be strangers. I'll still have tons of thoughts, feelings and insights along the way.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am both heartbroken and thrilled by this! Minnesota just gained an amazing reporter.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who said anything about denying you permission to be a socialist?
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Uh, yeah?
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah it is! You can’t approach politics as an all-or-nothing proposition. Choose the best candidate available. Period. Don’t hold out for the perfect one.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you’re going to make a commercial about famous sports meltdowns, you should pay the licensing fee to actually show the real jerseys so you don’t have to awkwardly digitally alter them.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s been said before, and it’ll be said again, but that Monster Energy Big 12 logo is hideous and the perfect representation of everything wrong with college football. “Let’s stick yet another inescapable ad in this 3-hour event of nonstop ads!”
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Put one second back on the clock!
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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The local right-wing church newspaper has been dreaming about today's front page for approximately 364 days.
Screenshot of Deseret News homepage, all stories about the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Perhaps my favorite anecdote from the collapse of the Utah Stars was the new owners’ plans to sell season tickets by going door to door like LDS missionaries. Spoiler alert: The plan didn’t work. sportsandsuperheroes.blogspot.com/2026/09/1975-part-one-no-miracles-for-this-moses.html
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1975 Part One: No miracles for this Moses
Here it is, folks. The end of the Utah Stars. The Deseret News headline, “Stars perish in sea of red ink,” is a nice reference to Moses Malo...
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Makes sense. By the time I served my mission in 2006, that book was banned from most missions, as it caused so many missionaries to leave early. I should have realized that something was wrong with the Church if a book written by a prophet was acknowledged as being harmful to missionaries.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why do you think they were stealing that book? Just because it was small and popular?
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I thought you had to win the tournament to get a free ball.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
all these different teams make college football so confusing. just have one college football team and be done with it. settle down
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today, I saw the same poster go on a glowing rant about a certain song they loved and how everyone in the world needed to listen to it. I decided to give them a taste of their own medicine by repeating their exact words from their Coyote rant. In conclusion: I am quite proud of this block.
Me replying to someone who blocked me: “One thing that I really struggle with is “but it’s good!” does not make media seem any more interesting to me. It might be good! But if it doesn’t first cross the baseline threshold of looking interesting to me, I don’t care.”

The irony here is that the person who blocked me used those exact same words to explain why they weren’t going to see the Coyote movie. But they didn’t appreciate it when I used those words to respond to them hyping up a song they liked.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yesterday, someone I followed went on a long, bitter rant about how he would never see Coyote vs. Acme no matter how many people told him it was good. I found the tone distasteful and pedantic. I almost unfollowed them, but decided to give them another chance.
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Dallin Turner @dallinturner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One thing that I really struggle with is “but it’s good!” does not make media seem any more interesting to me. It might be good! But if it doesn’t first cross the baseline threshold of looking interesting to me, I don’t care.
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Brydie Lee-Kennedy @brydielk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
…lol bsky.app/profile/your...
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