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Aprilcots

@aprilcots.bsky.social
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Exmo. Musical theater degrees. Book reviewer. Med family. Boy mom. Proud Minnesotan. Doodle enabler. Not a fan of tyranny or onions. “Like a cup of strong coffee mixed with existential dread, her posts are refreshingly bitter with a hint of sweetness.”

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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 12h
I feel as if you should know that this was an entire month ago and I had to wear a big bandaid on my face for college drop off but I survived and finally the inch long scar by my eye is starting to fade and is way less noticeable, just in time to go see my boy for college weekend on Saturday. 🤗
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 18h
This made me sick to my stomach this morning. If it’s this bad in Minnesota, I can’t even fathom what it’s like in the rest of the country. I homeschooled my boy and when he took these tests (we were accredited), he scored 99th percentile across the board. I’m very aware of our privilege.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 19h
He’s always watching. #faucifriday (early) #dogsky #goldendoodle
A shadowy Goldendoodle lurks in the darkness, peering around the corner, ready to attack.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everything is just so stupid.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New booklist just dropped (I’ve read at least half of these and would recommend them all). Incidentally, here’s your bimonthly reminder that the book banners are never the good guys. #booksky
bookriot.com
Utah Bans 7 More Books From All Public Schools; 44 Titles Now Banned Statewide
Last week, a judge approved a lawsuit against Utah's state-sanctioned book bans. This week, the state banned seven more books.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was really very nice of the Eagles to switch their schedule around so that this week’s game could be on my birthday. Thanks, guys! 🦅 💚 🦅 #goeagles #flyeaglesfly
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just another example of the fruit being rotten on the vine. To quote Rosie Card, “There really are no words to describe how it feels to be repeatedly right about really shitty men.” My thoughts exactly.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We had to listen to crazy MIL gush for 20 minutes on Saturday all about how wonderful it is that her brother just got called as a temple president. She knows that we’ve left the church, but every phone call is about nothing but family history and church stuff. It’s so mind numbing and out of touch.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s my birthday! You may all shower me with love and adoration! Or memes. Memes are good too. 😆
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Birthday game stack just dropped. Hubs has decided to fully enable my escapism because he says if I’m doing it, then he can too. 😆 Also my birthday is tomorrow, but he is working a 13 hour hospital shift, so I got presents today.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Currently. He’s been whining and looking for his boy all afternoon. #faucifriday (late) #dogsky #goldendoodle
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“If our viral moment contributes anything to the ongoing cultural conversation about how we judge what we see online, I hope it reminds us to be more comfortable saying, “I don’t know the whole story.”’
themomoftheyear.substack.com
I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Missing my boy today. The good news is that we get to see him next Saturday. The bad news is that it’s not yet next Saturday. Also it’s my birthday weekend and all I want is my child back. This college thing is overrated. 😞
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Catching up on Ted Lasso and this gem of a quote made us both nearly fall off the couch from riotous guffaws. It’s hilarious because it’s true. Thanks, Ted Lasso. We needed that. #exmo
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So the White House has been told they have to respond the the court order to allow the network journalists back by 12:30 ET. What then? What is the judge going to do? This feels like a teenager when they figure out that their parent’s threats tend to be hollow. Contempt? I’d love to see it.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday I drank my last Diet Coke. The phosphoric acid is bad for my sluggish kidney, and so I’ve had to say good bye. Hubs reminded me that now that we’ve left the Mormon church, I have so many healthier (!) and tastier options for my morning caffeine consumption, so cold brew it is. Sigh.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oof. As always, so proud to no longer be an inhabitant of this theocracy or a member of its church. This is embarrassing and ugly. Mormons fighting Mormons.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you come at me with blanket generalizations and black and white thinking, I will call out your inconsistencies and then block you, just to be clear. Nuance is an important skill that seems to be lacking these days. Also, less scrolling and knee jerk reactions and more reading actual books, ok?
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The face of an entitled Goldendoodle who thinks he gets prosciutto. He does not. #fauci #dogsky #goldendoodle
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“This is what it is to be a common woman- I had forgotten. A common woman does not speak, and if she does, nobody listens.” -Philippa Gregory, Royal Witch I loved this so much that I actually forced myself to stop reading too much at a time because I just never wanted it to end. #booksky
app.thestorygraph.com
Review by aprilcot_tree - Royal Witch: A Novel
Simply stated- I loved this so much. I’ve been reading Philippa Gregory books my entire adult ...
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shorts and a hoodie season (anything from 65 to 30 degrees) is the holy grail for Minnesotans. We have just entered that season and are in heaven and will not be taking any questions or dissent at this time. 😆
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Scrolling insta. Minding my own business. Literally laughed out loud and then said “Oof.” Laughing to keep from crying. This book was instrumental in my early deconstruction, btw, and years later it’s still one of the best selling books about Mormons on Amazon, which is intriguing. #exmo #booksky
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are Eagles fans in Vikings country, but this might make us convert. Watching my boy do the hot dog dance when he was little was one of my favorite things. Well done, Vikings. Well done.
youtube.com
The Vikings really hit the hot dog dance from Mickey Mouse 😭 #shorts #fyp #nfl #football #vikings
YouTube video by n1ghtfox
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Finally a tradwife movement I can get behind. 🤣🤣🤣
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The LDS church is leaning full on into those evangelical holidays, huh? They might want to read the belief statement of the “Back to Church” movement, because I’m thinking they might have a few problems with most of the bullet points. Also, hang one of these on my door. I dare you. Hell to the no.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m lying in bed watching Food Network while my husband cleans all the bathrooms. I can’t help but feel like I somehow won at life. 😂
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of progressive Mormons tying themselves in knots over this political abortion letter being read from the pulpit today. Cognitive dissonance is a painful, confusing experience, and it’s hard to watch from the outside after having experienced myself for so long.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mood. #faucifriday (late) #dogsky #goldendoodle
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have stage four endometriosis and was told years ago by my OB that if I were to ever get pregnant again, I would have to go to the doctor immediately to check for ectopic pregnancy because my risk was so high. Ectopic pregnancy kills the mother without a medical abortion. The fetus is not viable.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cain!!!!! #exmo
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
5’1” and feisty and not sorry. 😂 And yes, I do get sympathy (and occasional rude laughs) at the grocery store. Why does Trader Joe’s insist on keeping the burrata on the top shelf?!?
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is what abortion bans like the one being backed by the LDS church in Idaho does to women. Say their names indeed.
msmagazine.com
Say Their Names: The Women Who Died After Being Denied Emergency Abortion Care
Women Who Died After Being Denied Emergency Abortion: Josseli Barnica, Yeniifer Alvarez-Estrada Glick, Amber Nicole Thurman, Candi Miller, Porsha Ngumezi, Taysha Wilkinson-Sobieski, Nevaeh Crain, Tier...
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“While the church has a policy of neutrality for political parties and candidates, it does weigh in on political issues that it finds significant.” Pay very close attention to the political issues that they stay quiet on, and remember if they’re opposed to something, they have no problem saying so.
abc4.com
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints sends out letter opposing Idaho pro-abortion ballot initiative
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has sent out a letter to its Idaho bishops opposing an Idaho ballot initiative that seeks to ensure a right to abortion and a right to privacy in mak…
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Duncan Sheik died! He was too young. 😞
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meanwhile, hubs is already lighting up our text chain this morning. Marked safe from robots today… 🙄
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’re having a “Minnesota Monsoon” this entire weekend, so I guess I’m staying in bed and knocking out an ARC or two today. And yes, I just laughed at the double meaning. Both may be necessary. (For those wondering, I’m currently reading and reviewing Royal Witch by Philippa Gregory) #booksky
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of people that I follow and respect having a lot of knee jerk reactions to headlines and false memes and it’s clear that even very educated, usually trustworthy people are being lazy about their due diligence right now. Outrage is necessary and important, but know your facts.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is my favorite color, so no complaints here! 🤗 widget-club.com/wallpapers/t...
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My sweet little college kid just requested his absentee ballot for November between classes. If he can squeeze it in, so can you. It’s go time.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You guys!!!! After being on the waitlist for over two years, I just got accepted into the Rancho Gordo Bean Club!!!! Iykyk!!!! Squee!!!! (Also my husband with the MD/PhD in nutrition would remind you that beans and rice form a complete protein and are oh so delicious)
ranchogordo.com
Rancho Gordo - Heirloom beans, grains, spices, and more
Rancho Gordo specializes in heirloom beans and products indigenous to the Americas. Our fresh-harvest beans, grains, and herbs celebrate traditional foods with superior flavor. We work with small farm...
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching the end of season 2 of The West Wing and I think it’s quaint that the president hiding that he has MS is such a scandal. Oh to be that lucky now. Also it’s refreshing to see an Oval Office without all the gold nouveau riche crap. That is all.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Exmos, finally a hymn that we can get behind. Please rise. 😆
youtu.be
Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
YouTube video by Joseph Murray
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Currently. If I stop scratching his head, he looks up at me like this and forcefully nudges my hand. I guess this is what I’m accomplishing this morning. #goldendoodle #dogsky
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let’s go Eagles!!!! Also very pro-bird. Unless of course they’re the real kind and they’re near me. Then I’m going to call them creepy and get out of dodge. I’m pro-bird from a distance. (All this to say GO BIRDS!!!!)
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I woke up this morning and the air was crisp for the first time this fall and I remembered that I get to watch my beloved Eagles today, and hubs handed me a piece of cake for breakfast, and I’m downloading Cult of the Lamb for my Switch and all these things just might heal me.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“MAGA links to tradwives who use modern-day social media to spread their olden-days gospel of homemade cheese, prairie dresses, and birthing abundant children while their manly men are out doing manly things.”
apple.news
How the MAGA Movement Is Hijacking Style — Vanity Fair
As President Donald J. Trump puts his stamp all over Washington, ROBIN GIVHAN takes a look at the look of MAGA and how his disciples have hijacked style in their ascent to power
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Cranberries. Oh wait. 😂 😉
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hubs and I just started watching Paradise and you guys didn’t tell me that this show is not at all what it appears to be… 👀
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But. But. The women are so adored and cherished. 🙄 Pretty oppressive and lonely up on that there pedestal…
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