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Boo H

@dahoovster.bsky.social
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Older than my teeth. Still thinkin’ about the tardigrades abandoned on the moon.

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Boo H @dahoovster.bsky.social · 3h
Man, I dunno
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 4h
My brother loves to track anniversaries and birthdays but I was not prepared for this one
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Fun fact today is both the 30th anniversaries of Arthur and Fox News!
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Boo H @dahoovster.bsky.social · 4h
At least we don’t have to listen to that mortifying “tomahawk chop” anymore
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 6h
All these guys spent all this effort to get "fuck you" money and can't even bring themselves, even once, to use it to say "fuck you" to Trump. Pathetic.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 5h
super high guy on the street looks at me and goes—where am I? Is this the end of the rainbow? and I said I don’t know man, that’s the US Capitol over there And he just goes “oh shit then no”
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 6h
I don’t think I saw Biden’s secretary of defense even once. In fact I remember there was a story about how he went missing for a week due to surgery and no one noticed. Meanwhile I have to see this goddamn nazi pig 400 times a day. For what? I’m not sure. But I hate his nasty methhead face.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 7h
if i were a baseball manager i would do things like bring in a left-handed reliever to face a right-handed batter just to see if it would get in the batter’s head — “why would he do that? what does he know?” — and cause him to weakly ground out to third base i wouldn’t last a week
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 9h
My wretched henchmen have failed me once again. And that's ok - It's what henchmen do! The last thing you want is a competent henchman. That's how you end up with a scheming vizier
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11h
"Call it “mom populism”—an appeal that centers a full-throated rejection of school privatization and presents the GOP’s increasingly aggressive interventions into local school districts as “corruption schemes” intended to benefit big donors, especially the right-wing oilmen who hold such sway here."
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 10h
I love this new thing where the tech industry is making English majors look SUPER IMPORTANT to a well-functioning company and society
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 13h
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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J.P. Hoornstra @jphoornstra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Bat Shard. The Metal Roof Beam. Are the Padres and Brewers playing baseball or Clue?
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every time I see how the GOP is trying to make voting a trial, I appreciate California notifies you via text and email when your ballot is on the way, has convenient drop boxes, and follows up to confirm they received the ballot with lightning speed.
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Boo H @dahoovster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And the people hated him, for he spaketh the truth
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/10/2026
everyone is selling the furniture and ripping the copper out of the walls to cash in on this period of utter lawlessness which they'll try to keep rolling long enough for Democrats to end up holding the bag for the inevitable meltdown
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They quote him verbatim when he’s lying about some achievement and paraphrase him into normalcy when he says something violent and insane.
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 06/10/2026
kinda breathtaking to watch the U.S. media establishment lose its shit about one maybe-plague death in a Russian backwater town with 3,887 confirmed measles cases reported in the United States, SO FAR, in 2026
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
also very notable that hakeem jeffries has effectively abandoned his bluesky account. the guy who is likely to be the next speaker cant handle mild criticism from his left. not a good sign.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well i learned one thing--Ken Paxton is not paying his staff.
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Boo H @dahoovster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yankees should give Bret Boone a try as the skipper for game 3, as a bit
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/10/2026
I am choosing to remember Jim Bakker as America’s #2 bucket of food salesman, behind Col. Sanders. It’s more than he deserves.
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yankees trying to get more errors than there are Jr.’s on the team
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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am very, very angry about this. The President of the United States just invited a foreign power with whom WE ARE AT WAR to destroy my city. And absolutely nothing will come of it. Some Dem politicians will post chastisingly online & some posters will mock them & by tomorrow it won't make the news.
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 06/10/2026
Everywhere you look billionaires are telling us to accept suffering as the price of their individual whims and wealth and I implore you to get real fucking comfortable with acting up.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wow-david
My parrot has a vague understanding of the word "no." He knows to stop doing what he's doing when he hears it, and he knows how to say it.
He knows it's a word that is used when he's doing something he shouldn't be doing. However, being told "no" doesn't make him stop doing it in future.
If he's ever out of my sight or if I'm not paying attention, I know exactly when he's doing something bad.
Because he says "no" to himself as he does it.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
these show up in damp forested places only so if you're from like the southwest and you moved here recently i cannot think of a better way to introduce yourself to our fucked up gnarly ecosystem of damp filth than to consume a mushroom tumor. try them in lasagna or an omelette
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Freight Cars, Gloucester - 1928 botfrens.com/collections/173/conten…
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Boo H @dahoovster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seems like sound advice
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Boo H @dahoovster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This clip is fantastic
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
having the person who is visibly in charge be upset on our behalf helped a lot! it made the problem feel real, and we all were very patient because she was doing the being upset for us! I'm sure there's nothing to learn from this!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
shes saying this on the same network that just interviewed a guy who said he spent 18 days in heaven chilling with jesus christ
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Boo H @dahoovster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Surprise, it’s a Face/Off reboot
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes you just need 15 hours in one week of musicians yelling at republicans
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Michael Feinberg @michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re being fought to a draw by Iran, and we can’t protect our aircraft from them in, ahem, the United Kingdom, but at least the Defense Department is winning the war on — let me check my notes — beards and wokeness. Pete Hegseth is clearly the second coming of George Marshall.
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U.S. Rushes to Withdraw Bombers From U.K. Air Base After New Threats
The withdrawal came with unusual speed, following what U.S. officials said were threats of an Iran-based plot against the installation.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So you make him and the gop kill it. Pass good stuff that people want and make it explicit that the only thing standing between us and paradise is the gop
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“How does this keep happening” easily 20% of any given population believe those ai videos of dogs dressing themselves in little suits are real and they all vote
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hard to dig the fascism tick out of a presidential republic once it's latched on
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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Billionaires ain’t broke, but they’re broken.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 05/10/2026
On the one hand, it’s comforting to know that Americans aren’t uniquely stupid, voters everywhere have skulls filled with mush and worms. On the other hand, global fascism is probably not an ideal state of affairs.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
should non-fascist govts voluntarily surrender power to popularly elected fascist governments: the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked after 10,000 pages of debtae
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
being haunted by the chicken of this soup
A bowl of clear yellow soup with bright yellow fat droplets on the surface. One of the droplets seems to have two eyes (specks of pepper) and an orange nose and feet (specks of carrot). It looks like a baby chicken (chick)
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New York at Night, 1932, by the great Berenice Abbott.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems not ideal that the only reliable way of keeping the far right out of power is to let them wield it for a while
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know everyone claims to love Halloween, but it's especially culturally significant to me since almost 100% of my ancestors are skeletons.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump watches MAGA media and picks new hires like he’s ordering off QVC.
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