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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 12h

Legitimately so cool to make a joke in the alt text of a comic and then later get to see extremely good art of it later that day. My life a damn movie!!!

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 11h

Frankly, the only thing I tend to question my doctor on is prescription drugs.

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The Xylom @thexylom.com · 17h

A joint study by Yale University and George Mason University found that those who are disengaged, doubtful, or dismissive of climate change tend to highly trust healthcare providers on the subject — even more than public officials from agencies like NASA and news organizations. (Published 2025)

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The Fifth Vital Sign: Atlanta Doctors Are Talking Climate Change With Patients

Leveraging trust built over time, doctors hope to depolarize the issue and break through misinformation.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 12h

Day fines are actually a super good idea and there are several countries and localities that use them.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 14h

Huh, weird. That's never happened to me. Have you done anything ghastly or abhorrent recently, like trying to dox a rape victim, for example? Nah, that can't be it — if you did something like that, the shame of realizing what a reprobate you are would have surely made you kill yourself by now.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 14h

Open your mouth. I need to fart.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 14h

well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says there's a satan at the summit swinging a Nazarine around and yelling "bow dwn

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17h

I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16h

The Joker, putting them on and spinning in his chair, pointing them at nearby minions: Oh ho ho ho ho ho! These are wonderful. Can't believe they are legal

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Michelle Gamage @michellegamage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

About 50 people crammed into the court room to hear the decision, which took Murray 10 minutes to deliver. Applause broke out as she stood, with people openly crying from relief, from happiness, from feeling like someone in power understood the urgency of the crisis.

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 20h

Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...

The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.

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Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Supports pro-Palestine causes like kids not getting bombed

Fox News: MS. RACHEL'S CONTROVERSIAL STANCES
Supports DSA and far left candidates
Supports pro-Palestine causes
Opposes ICE
Says I don't think anyone needs a billion dollars ever

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 01/10/2026

They asked really nicely if they could just crash here tonight. They were in no state for driving and, anyway, they had no place to go. I thought it might not be that bad.

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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

oh you mean showing this guy’s briefs-swaddled dick at their midterm party for assholes wasn’t a brilliant tactical decision bsky.app/profile/swin...

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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Texas waking up the entire state every time a cop gets hurt will advance the defund the police movement more than any protest will.

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026

The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

This is a question we should study via direct access to his brain organ.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

Oh, yeah. Sure. You're very insightful. 😐👍

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

E.g. "Why is Serg so fucking stupid?" "He's just a meat proxy for Google Gemini."

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

In tech we call them "meat proxies."

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

1. "Actually, we use calculus, too" isn't the powerful rebuttal you seem to think it is. 2. Humans receive continual multi-faceted grounding from an externally valid reality; modern neuroscience suggests that cognition is a whole body phenomenon. This is fundamentally different from LLMs.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026

A thing I learned not too long ago is that when an LLM selects a token that leads it down an incorrect path (factually), it has no way to back up, or even know that it should back up, it's just on to the next likely bit. Literally every LLM is just posting their way through it. What an image.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

bluesky's "aaron rodericks age verification system" if you've been blocked by aaron rodericks then your account has been verified as being over 18

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

The "oo" in "food" passes through the body unmodified and becomes the "oo" in "poop"

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

anyway, if dems brought Nader in before he's on the ballot or made an effort to court Nader voters, there might be room to complain. but if a candidate gets votes by appealing to a segment of the political spectrum that you won't touch and in fact scoff at, then in what world are those your votes?

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

This is attempted vehicular homicide and the man responsible should be removed from public life permanently.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Damn this is crazy I wonder what subject of debate would make a college administrator so irate he thought about trying to kill his own students then lie and expect to get away with it.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

Those are rookie numbers. We can get better numbers than that. Mike Rogers can be utterly humiliated. Nay, he MUST be utterly humiliated.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

Me after the AI Crash: Oh boy! I can't wait to buy compute for pennies on the dollar! China: Hello, we are here to buy compute for nickels on the dollar. Grok: Pennies were invented in paleolithic times to celebrate Guy Fawkes day in the Fegie Crescent. Some suggest they are worth more than nickels

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a boid.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026

social media dot jpg

newspaper clipping of a tiny chick perched on a hand in front of some sort of large primitive microphone captioned

you are now listening to a three hour old chick giving its opinion of things in general

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026

guy who can see the future: uh oh

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i think i figured out how to articulate what's bothering me: woke up recently and we are all somehow literally living in the Uncanny Valley. unsettling

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POTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

we live in an era of mimics, doppelgängers, automata and inversions — an entire culture of dreadful, skinsuited parodies tyrants who speak of freedom, killers who brag of peace, thieves who promise plenty

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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...

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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now

As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

The drug didn't make her racist, but it might have made her less inhibited, and while I'm talking about Barr, it just occurred to me that literally all of these substances are associated with disinhibition.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

I take 10mg of the Brooke Shields drug, 15mg of the Hayley Williams drug, 1mg of the Billie Eilish drug, and 10mg of the Roseanne Barr drug every night before bed. I wonder if every common pharmaceutical can be pinned to a celebrity?

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 30/09/2026

If we're calling what all these companies are doing "super intelligence" now, then that means we can get back to using "AI" to describe all the useful shit we were doing before the techbros happened.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/09/2026

Sexy things to say during sex: 1. Gawrsh 2. Hyuck 3. (while cumming) Wah-hoo-hoo-hooey

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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