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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 18/09/2026

"The fuck am I supposed to do with this?"

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 09/09/2026

When I use the synthetic data generator to generate synthetic data that I use as synthetic data.

A man in shadow wearing a hoodie is seated at a laptop. You can tell by the red dots behind him he's a hacker. He's doing trade secret theft by logging into chatgpt dot com and typing, "Generate six sentences about Python dynamic typing."

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/08/2026

Bullshit that they censored all the gay shit, though.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 26/08/2026

CaP: Babies can't sin. Me: You DON'T want this, walk away. CaP: Babies are innocent. That's why priests baptize them. Me:

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 22/08/2026

Look, I'm not saying that it would be ideal, but he's literally a doctor and one of the only people to present a coherent plan to tackle the male loneliness epidemic.

The earned Dr. Steve Brule in three panels, standing with one for raised as if placed upon the chest of a slain dragon (Jordan Peterson might suggest the dragon of chaos?).

In the first panel he says, "The second tip is go to bed early, you doofus." We missed the first tip. That's ok. It was, in a nutshell, "meal prep." That's a good tip.

In the second panel the good Doctor tells us, "'Cause when you're sleeping that's no lonely times." Already, it sounds to good to be true. But there is more.

In the third panel, we zoom in to Dr. Brule's face. Did you ever notice he sounds like Wreck It Ralph? Let's sit with that as he delivers his final line: "It's just dreams" His gentle countenance is comforting, and we know he only called us a doofus to our edification. Thank you, Dr. Brule.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 03/08/2026

Ok, but why is this bouquet my three-year-old daughter made low-key goated?

A bouquet of flowering grass with a dead lily in the middle.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 23/07/2026

The fuck is this texture? Felt? Foam? Silicone? Paper?

Some sort of curly Windows 11 thing that seems to be a bunch of folded blue sheets. Below that Windows encouraged me to get the latest features and security updates.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 04/07/2026

Don't worry — the change is reversible.

A still capture from the series "Look Around You" featuring "Anti-Garry-Gum," a gum that can be chewed to reverse the effects of Garry gum or, probably, Gary weed.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 30/06/2026

Periodic reminder that it is virtually impossible to overdose on cannabis. The LD50 is unbelievably high. When they say "much lower" they mean "literally 0 reputible reports."

Cannabis is tied to fewer overdose deaths than other substance, Chiapperino said, and that when marijuana is mentioned in case reports involving deaths, the fatalities are usually attributed to secondary events like accidents or self-imposed harm. Marijuana's potential for overdose deaths is "much lower" than other Schedule I drugs as well as Schedule II opioids, the FDA official said.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 24/06/2026

This you? Maybe YOU shouldn't be in charge of ANYTHING, you pathetic loser.

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... Chair in 2025. During Harrison's tenure as chair of the DNC, The Democratic Party had a net loss of three seats in the United States Senate (out of 100), seven seats in the House of Representatives (out of 435) and the presidency. The congressional losses were modest, but Democrats were voted out after just one presidential term.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 23/06/2026

It was this book! In this book the pelican and the stork are on either the same page or consecutive pages — I forget. It got me thinking about the fitness of each for baby delivery service. And so I drew the pelican with the baby in its pouch and my mother was very nonplused about the illustration.

ED EMBERLY'S DRAWING BOOK OF ANIMALS
A drawing book where all the animals are drawn with fine tip felt markers and the instructions are given as the series of shapes or pen strokes you made as well as the progress that contributed to the animal.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 05/06/2026

"Witnesses" — washable children's paints on mixed media paper

A painting featuring a line of dots that kind of look at times like teeth, blobs that look like faces and black dots that look like eyes. There is a rather visceral looking red and orange blob at the bottom with a dirty of fragmented blue and purple brickwork around it.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 24/05/2026

Celestial Winged Gilded Wooly Mammoth?!? Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant from Adventure Time

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 06/05/2026

Peppa Pig was originally conceived of as Pepper Pig, a bacon company mascot! It's a rock fact!

The rock that Wert's brother stole, often presented in conjunction with a "rock fact," an ad hoc fabrication often said in response to a much more credible piece of information being presented past his attention span.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 24/04/2026

When all the tests passed yesterday and they all fail the morning after an (allegedly) unrelated code push.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 13/04/2026

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

(D-MI) Evelyn Normielib

A drawing of an older woman with glasses and a kind smile standing in front of a "IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE..." sign.

- Retired teacher
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
-"The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields"

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 04/04/2026

Post a pic from one of your devices without explanation.

A small tiki-style figure that was once a prize in a can of Hills Bros coffee.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 27/02/2026

Post a pic you took no context to bring some Zen to the feed.

A nightlight that resembles an Alexa but most certainly is nothing of the sort casting an eerie red light in a darkened room just barely illuminating a congregation of stuffiess surrounding It. Barely illuminated, they could just as likely be cultists engaged in blasphemous worship as tired adventure around a campfire.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 06/02/2026

No new pictures, where are you mentally

Jake the Dog from Adventure time holding a mug of coffee (streaming, adorned with a pink shark and a rainbow), his shoulders wrapped in a blanket. His expression is haunted. He is looking out the window. He has previously eaten meat harvested from an unknown character called Meatman. He now regrets this and informs Finn, his human brother (not pictured) that he thinks he's going to stop eating Meatman's meat.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 26/01/2026

When the evil spy company I work for uses its evil spying for evil.

Oppenheimer from the film Oppenheimer freaking out because the bomb that he designed has been used as a bomb, which is a strange thing to freak out about. Seriously, what the fuck did you think they were going to do with it, shoot the moon as a show of force? This is analogous to employees of the company named after the evil artifact from The Lord of the Rings that allows the user to view distant places (while sharing the vision with the dark Lord Sauron) because what the fuck did they think they were doing? Did anyone fucking sign on to work with this company thinking, "Oh, wow, I'm going to make the world a better place!"?!? How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a different outcome?!?

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 22/01/2026

In a manner of speaking. In the same way that at least some of these bowls are already broken, we just don't know which ones or how many, and it feels like if we don't open the cupboard, we never have to confront the situation.

Viral image of china bowls spilling against the window of a cupboard in such a way that opening it will cause them to fall; there appears to be nothing that can be done to prevent this outcome.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 12/01/2026

"Barack Obama the Deporter in Chief whose administration came up with the child separation policy?"

Jim Downey "Jeffrey Epstein the New York Financier" meme

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 08/01/2026

"What's your favorite thing that was made by an absolute cunt?" When she and Gaiman broke up, I remember being unable to understand how anyone could have a public fight with Amanda fucking Palmer and come out looking like the bad guy. She wrote a poem for the Boston Marathon bomber ffs. Now I know.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 02/01/2026

Hooooly shitballs. I cannot even.

Oppenheimer from the film Oppenheimer having a mental breakdown after realizing the bomb he designed is going to be used as a bomb. This parallels not only how Elon and his team should have (and did) predict that Grok would be used to generate non-consensual pornographic images, but also my brain after learning that the only "apology" was apparently generated by some random user like JFC, your robot sexually assaulted a child why the FUCK haven't you at least said some kind of mea culpa? Some rando has to tell your robot to take responsibility? The world really is run by a cabal of elite pedophiles, and the people who think the world is run by elite pedophiles work for them.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 04/12/2025

We did this. It's called the Big Mac index. It directly contradicts this conclusion.

A chart showing the Big Mac index against the consumer price index. Both go up, especially in the last few years.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 14/11/2025

Jump scare in Chaplain's The Great Dictator.

A black and white scene from Charlie Chaplain's film "The Great Dictator." A Nazi-substitute officer, wearing a buttoned uniform and an armband adorned with two X's stands next to a bust. The subtitle reads, "But wait. There's one man who might make us a loan - Epstein."

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