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Chris Futrell

@cvfutrell.bsky.social
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Retired chef. Tio. Scoundrel. Good big brother. Team Zissou. Stage 3 ass cancer survivor. #BBN

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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guillotines are the moderate solution.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"meet your new ai agent!" no. fuck you. fuck off. eat bee piss and then the bees. fuck you
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Double Aunt Andre 3000 @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Man. Fuck Meta.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Cam Skattebo barges into the MRI tube) “what are they doing to you in here bro”
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#²⁴ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gigged ‘em.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apropos because they were in the same HS class, but Ty Simpson is a much better QB than Arch Manning. Like...much better.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/09/2026
$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
dumpster beef! "TRUMP IS GIVING YOU DUMPSTER BEEF THAT OTHER COUNTRIES THREW OUT" that's gotta be the message, man
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cheer up. You’re gonna die. We’re all gonna die. The very least we can do is not be assholes while we’re alive.
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 03/09/2026
James Talarico on America’s backwards priorities: “I wish our government would go after pedophiles the way they go after brown men headed to work at 7 a.m.” Me too. #SheShed
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As a Nashvillian, many, unfortunately. Jackson's, Sunset Grill, The Trace (okay, basically all of Hillsboro Village); Rumba, Pied Piper, JJ's Market, Margot and Marche, Sam's Sushi, Silo, International Market, RuSan's, La Paz, South Street, Boundr'y, McCabe Pub, Cafe Coco...
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I've learned that Dolly Parton gave Black high schools band uniforms and wrote Eminem a nice letter when he was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
Marshall (Eminem), Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to
meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate 'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in
ways you don't even know.
With love & respect,
Dolly Parton
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gary, Indiana is 77% percent Black. Thousands have been without power for nearly two weeks. Many are without safe water. Yet every data center is operational & using enormous amounts of both power and water. This is what oligarchy looks like. Everyone suffers so the 1% can make even more.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/08/2026
This is the funniest shit. Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines. Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines. Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions The Bishops: separation of church & state
miamiherald.com
Catholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state
“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops.
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Playboy @playboy.com · 21/08/2026
NEW: In January, Florida gubernatorial hopeful James Fishback called out OnlyFans star Sophie Rain in his proposed 50% "sin tax" on OF creators, saying the money would go to funding education. Well, he lost. And Rain? Well she's spent over $100,000 supporting teachers. Our interview:
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Sophie Rain Has Spent $100K+ on Teachers’ School Supplies
OnlyFans creator Sophie Rain is buying teachers wishlist items after Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback lost his campaign.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No matter what metric you use, Republicans have been worse for the economy than Democrats for a century now. And yet they’ll *still* point to the latest mess they created as an argument to elect them again. And half the media will happily help carry their water for them.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Top 5 songwriters of my lifetime (born in '84): 1. James McMurtry 2. Jason Isbell 3. Evan Felker 4. Eminem 5. E.G. Cameron
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Also I’m going to be LIVID if I have to exist after death. There’s more??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Assless Bi-curious Death Metal Monster Truck Search Engine
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bumping this for the late crowd. It's remote so you can work from anywhere. We're looking for someone with acumen, someone who gets digital, someone who can build a digital team. If that's you, reach out.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
3rd time in my life eating Panda Express. All 3 have been awful-to-bad. How/why do people like this??
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Now do the chart with pre-6pm sunsets. I know which one I prefer and it ain't yours.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I think it’s exactly this, but what’s amazing is they don’t realize that their contestation comes off to *everyone else* as a confession of a guilty conscience. Shut the fuck up — for our sake, but also yours!
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Betsy Phillips @betsyphillips.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Are you telling me that the guy with the Nazi tattoo ended up being a piece of shit all along? But how could anyone have known?! If only he’d worn a sign of some sort. A permanent sign that would indicate the kind of person he is so people would know not to support him…
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Not true. In their list of grievances, the Founding Fathers complained that King George III was blocking colonial laws that would promote immigration and make it easier for foreign settlers to become citizens.
Reuters tweeted: "Pope Leo urged Americans to uphold the ideals of the Declaration of Independence, praising the country's long tradition of welcoming immigrants in his first major address to the United States." They then attached a video of the Pope speaking. 

Someone named NoraNH replied: "The Declaration of Independence doesn’t mention immigrants"The Declaration of Independence.He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Cast yourself as a villain
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Boyd Crowder Justified
ALT: Boyd Crowder Justified
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
And so it begins... everyone who is about to be offered a job should ask for DOUBLE, then join a union. 🙂
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/06/2026
KARL: Rs are gonna make you the poster child for the D Party MAMDANI: Let them. We don't have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins. I won last year & over the course of the last 6 months what we've delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
next time you hear someone “throws like a girl” this is what you should assume they mean
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 27/06/2026
“the plotters had far-right views, but hoped to kill Republican officials”
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The UFC match plot: how a far-right group tried to assassinate Trump at his own event — Guardian US
Court files show how men connected through TikTok and encrypted apps planned attack on White House UFC fight
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Other smaller teams at the WC: "Stay compact, try not to concede, maybe nick a goal from a corner" Cabo Verde:
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Leeroy Jenkins!!!
Alt: Leeroy Jenkins!!!
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AblativMeatshld @ablativmeatshld.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm just glad that Charlie Kirk hasn't said any bullshit about Juneteenth this year.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 19/06/2026
Not to downplay the seriousness of this but... I don't think this is the all-time high for antisemitism in GERMANY
Breaking News
Antisemitism hits all-time high in Germany: A Record 8725 antisemitic incidents in 2025
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is tremendous.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Not surprising, as she's never excelled in the water
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
No matter how much you hate these people, I promise you do not hate them enough Guillotines are the moderate solution
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Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Spencer Pratt's supposed momentum as a candidate was an entirely twitter-created invention, propelled by MAGA and the Murdochs who relentlessly promoted his candidacy. But he never had any organic support where it mattered in LA.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Incredibly funny that they let the Republicans run with the Low-T/He’s Gay bullshit for days and then just calmly dropped a nuke on them
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW: Trump's gross Aliens.gov site claims to map where immigrants have been taken into custody, but it includes more 83 spots where Americans alone were arrested. Over 700 locations include citizen arrests. The counter is fake. The music was ripped. And Puerto Rico is listed as a foreign country.
wired.com
The White House’s Aliens.gov Site Brags That ICE Arrested More Than 700 US Citizens
The website, which compares human beings to extraterrestrials, touts arrest numbers from the Trump administration’s sweeping immigration crackdown. But some of its details are really out there.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile. Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved. The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wait, the Knicks sent it to OT??? They were down 22 with under 8 minutes in the 4th when I turned the game off.
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 18/05/2026
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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"you're being intolerant to creatives using new tools to make their work" yeah man im intolerant as hell. i hate you and your work
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