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Chris Futrell

@cvfutrell.bsky.social
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Retired chef. Tio. Scoundrel. Good big brother. Team Zissou. Stage 3 ass cancer survivor. #BBN

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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Only posting ones I havent seen listed yet.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Look what I just found.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This one was my favorite ice cream of all time
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My roadtrip last summer ended up being the highest grossing fundraiser in 2025 for the Colorectal Cancer Alliance. 🙌
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Motherfuxker yes they do.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Google works too
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Its so cool that Miles Bridges is good at basketball!
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
While I might still have his resume somewhere, consider these receipts (and it was early 2010)
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I went on a 34 state road trip this past summer, and after 2 months in, this was my city ranking. While I haven't updated it, post-trip, Phoenix would still be dead last.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Sure hope my cancer doesn't come back this year.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Seconded!
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
For reference, I am also 40 and went through 2 rounds of chemo and 55 radiation treatments last year.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Bear crossed the rainbow bridge last week. He was my best friend of 11 years and I miss him something fierce.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I have to say goodbye to my best friend of 11 years, Mr. Bear, on Thursday, and I am devastated. I would love to see some other good boys and girls (of any species) that I can show him are new friends, before he goes. If you can help with that ask.
My Great Pyrenees-mix dog, Bear, when he was a 3 month old puppy. Beige, white and brown with expressive eyebrows
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
People can hate on modern country music all they want, but they haven't heard the truth
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
People can hate on modern country music all they want, but they haven't heard the truth
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
3 weeks into my 5-month road trip, and I've made my first list:
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
What's the Bluesky equivalent of #LawTwitter? I'm doing a 130 day road trip soon; the company I work for offered to sponsor it, including buying a new RV for me to take. Given the graphics they're wrapping it in, and the route I'm taking, what's the over/under on # of times I get pulled over?
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
13/10 Best boy. And if you don't look at the cops the same way, reevaluate your life choices.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
#Cancer update for those curious:
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
If you're feeling generous this #GivingTuesday, this cancer patient has $22,000 (and counting) in medical bills and could use any help you can spare. ❤️
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