Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I read that as "thermite" at first glance and you know what, I like that idea better. 000
Reposted by Chris FutrellPop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts. 774928542
Reposted by Chris Futrellalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"meet your new ai agent!" no. fuck you. fuck off. eat bee piss and then the bees. fuck you 17874109
Reposted by Chris FutrellDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(Cam Skattebo barges into the MRI tube) “what are they doing to you in here bro” 2091170
Reposted by Chris FutrellKentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Gigged ‘em. 49927
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Apropos because they were in the same HS class, but Ty Simpson is a much better QB than Arch Manning. Like...much better. 111
Reposted by Chris FutrellQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/09/2026$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO! 301450489
Reposted by Chris FutrellHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026dumpster beef! "TRUMP IS GIVING YOU DUMPSTER BEEF THAT OTHER COUNTRIES THREW OUT" that's gotta be the message, man 501679492
Reposted by Chris Futrell✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Cheer up. You’re gonna die. We’re all gonna die. The very least we can do is not be assholes while we’re alive. 35110
Reposted by Chris FutrellAndrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 03/09/2026James Talarico on America’s backwards priorities: “I wish our government would go after pedophiles the way they go after brown men headed to work at 7 a.m.” Me too. #SheShed 241591496
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What a banger year. I had to do a top 10: 1. TLAWSZ 2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 3. Before Sunset 4. Donnie Darko 5. Man on Fire 6. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy 7. Closer 8. National Teasure 9. The Incredibles 10. Hotel Rwanda HM: Saw, Sideways, Team America: World Police... 010
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comIm Sick Of These Dolphins Life AquaticALT: Im Sick Of These Dolphins Life Aquatic 100
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026As a Nashvillian, many, unfortunately. Jackson's, Sunset Grill, The Trace (okay, basically all of Hillsboro Village); Rumba, Pied Piper, JJ's Market, Margot and Marche, Sam's Sushi, Silo, International Market, RuSan's, La Paz, South Street, Boundr'y, McCabe Pub, Cafe Coco... 010
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026As a Nashvillian, many, unfortunately. Jackson's, Sunset Grill, The Trace (okay, basically all of Hillsboro Village); Rumba, Pied Piper, JJ's Market, Margot and Marche, Sam's Sushi, Silo, International Market, RuSan's, La Paz, South Street, Boundr'y, McCabe Pub, Cafe Coco... 261
Reposted by Chris FutrellJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Today I've learned that Dolly Parton gave Black high schools band uniforms and wrote Eminem a nice letter when he was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame 132091342
Reposted by Chris FutrellWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063894411012
Reposted by Chris FutrellKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Gary, Indiana is 77% percent Black. Thousands have been without power for nearly two weeks. Many are without safe water. Yet every data center is operational & using enormous amounts of both power and water. This is what oligarchy looks like. Everyone suffers so the 1% can make even more. 522179887329
Reposted by Chris FutrellKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/08/2026This is the funniest shit. Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines. Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines. Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions The Bishops: separation of church & statemiamiherald.comCatholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops. 15781262336
Reposted by Chris FutrellPlayboy @playboy.com · 21/08/2026NEW: In January, Florida gubernatorial hopeful James Fishback called out OnlyFans star Sophie Rain in his proposed 50% "sin tax" on OF creators, saying the money would go to funding education. Well, he lost. And Rain? Well she's spent over $100,000 supporting teachers. Our interview:playboy.comSophie Rain Has Spent $100K+ on Teachers’ School SuppliesOnlyFans creator Sophie Rain is buying teachers wishlist items after Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback lost his campaign. 212465505
Reposted by Chris FutrellBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager. 1052181323781
Reposted by Chris FutrellKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026No matter what metric you use, Republicans have been worse for the economy than Democrats for a century now. And yet they’ll *still* point to the latest mess they created as an argument to elect them again. And half the media will happily help carry their water for them. 1112728654
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026You've made a fundamental mistake that prevents this "test" from having any validity, which is: there is no reason you would have to use copyrighted art to "train" your C3P0 in order for it to create art. I mean, to be fair, you've made many mistakes with this proposition, but that one stands out. 000
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Only counting studio albums (not EPs): Aenima by Tool Purgatory by Tyler Childers The Colour and the Shape by Foo Fighters Origin of Symmetry by Muse Metamodern Sounds in Country Music by Sturgill Simpson Pageant Material by Kacey Musgraves Diamonds and Gasoline by Turnpike Troubadours 020
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 09/08/2026No wonder why her and Riley are friendly- they're both ass at their sport 000
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Top 5 songwriters of my lifetime (born in '84): 1. James McMurtry 2. Jason Isbell 3. Evan Felker 4. Eminem 5. E.G. Cameron 000
Reposted by Chris Futrell✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Also I’m going to be LIVID if I have to exist after death. There’s more??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? 4623
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Assless Bi-curious Death Metal Monster Truck Search Engine 000
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026There's a line in my favorite work of fiction I've been reminded of these past few days: "They don't have this sort of heat in New Hampshire- bone-warming, inertial heat, humidity thick enough to slow your blood" 000
Reposted by Chris FutrellAngus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice. 6069652175
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Justin approves. Now we can tell people: never speak to me or my smol son Justin ever again. 010
Reposted by Chris FutrellJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Bumping this for the late crowd. It's remote so you can work from anywhere. We're looking for someone with acumen, someone who gets digital, someone who can build a digital team. If that's you, reach out. 27736
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It wasn't relevant to the point you wanted her to be making. Gonna crop out lines of Hitler's speeches too, if the remaining bits are "relevant"? Gtfoh "journalist" 000
Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"I'll buy a hot dog stand if I'm tryna be frank" is a line Walt Whitman could never have conjured. But I'm pretty sure Mr. Chainz could have written Leaves of Grass in its entirety 030