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Chris Futrell

@cvfutrell.bsky.social
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Retired chef. Tio. Scoundrel. Good big brother. Team Zissou. Stage 3 ass cancer survivor. #BBN

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Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 🐐
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read that as "thermite" at first glance and you know what, I like that idea better.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JFC
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guillotines are the moderate solution.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"meet your new ai agent!" no. fuck you. fuck off. eat bee piss and then the bees. fuck you
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LL Cool Ade @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Man. Fuck Meta.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Cam Skattebo barges into the MRI tube) “what are they doing to you in here bro”
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Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gigged ‘em.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apropos because they were in the same HS class, but Ty Simpson is a much better QB than Arch Manning. Like...much better.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/09/2026
$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Will Levis lookin' ass
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It was Barner lined up at QB, but...yeah
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
dumpster beef! "TRUMP IS GIVING YOU DUMPSTER BEEF THAT OTHER COUNTRIES THREW OUT" that's gotta be the message, man
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
All 3 of y'all seem awful
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cheer up. You’re gonna die. We’re all gonna die. The very least we can do is not be assholes while we’re alive.
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 03/09/2026
James Talarico on America’s backwards priorities: “I wish our government would go after pedophiles the way they go after brown men headed to work at 7 a.m.” Me too. #SheShed
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😮
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What a banger year. I had to do a top 10: 1. TLAWSZ 2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 3. Before Sunset 4. Donnie Darko 5. Man on Fire 6. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy 7. Closer 8. National Teasure 9. The Incredibles 10. Hotel Rwanda HM: Saw, Sideways, Team America: World Police...
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Im Sick Of These Dolphins Life Aquatic
ALT: Im Sick Of These Dolphins Life Aquatic
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As a Nashvillian, many, unfortunately. Jackson's, Sunset Grill, The Trace (okay, basically all of Hillsboro Village); Rumba, Pied Piper, JJ's Market, Margot and Marche, Sam's Sushi, Silo, International Market, RuSan's, La Paz, South Street, Boundr'y, McCabe Pub, Cafe Coco...
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As a Nashvillian, many, unfortunately. Jackson's, Sunset Grill, The Trace (okay, basically all of Hillsboro Village); Rumba, Pied Piper, JJ's Market, Margot and Marche, Sam's Sushi, Silo, International Market, RuSan's, La Paz, South Street, Boundr'y, McCabe Pub, Cafe Coco...
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ray LaMontagne vibes
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I've learned that Dolly Parton gave Black high schools band uniforms and wrote Eminem a nice letter when he was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
Marshall (Eminem), Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to
meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate 'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in
ways you don't even know.
With love & respect,
Dolly Parton
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gary, Indiana is 77% percent Black. Thousands have been without power for nearly two weeks. Many are without safe water. Yet every data center is operational & using enormous amounts of both power and water. This is what oligarchy looks like. Everyone suffers so the 1% can make even more.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/08/2026
This is the funniest shit. Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines. Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines. Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions The Bishops: separation of church & state
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Catholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state
“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops.
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Playboy @playboy.com · 21/08/2026
NEW: In January, Florida gubernatorial hopeful James Fishback called out OnlyFans star Sophie Rain in his proposed 50% "sin tax" on OF creators, saying the money would go to funding education. Well, he lost. And Rain? Well she's spent over $100,000 supporting teachers. Our interview:
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Sophie Rain Has Spent $100K+ on Teachers’ School Supplies
OnlyFans creator Sophie Rain is buying teachers wishlist items after Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback lost his campaign.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a year older than Martin Luther King Jr. was when he gave his I Have a Dream speech. She has agency and is running the propaganda operation that serves to put people in concentration camps. She does not get a pass because she looks like a dipshit teenager.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No matter what metric you use, Republicans have been worse for the economy than Democrats for a century now. And yet they’ll *still* point to the latest mess they created as an argument to elect them again. And half the media will happily help carry their water for them.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You've made a fundamental mistake that prevents this "test" from having any validity, which is: there is no reason you would have to use copyrighted art to "train" your C3P0 in order for it to create art. I mean, to be fair, you've made many mistakes with this proposition, but that one stands out.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Only counting studio albums (not EPs): Aenima by Tool Purgatory by Tyler Childers The Colour and the Shape by Foo Fighters Origin of Symmetry by Muse Metamodern Sounds in Country Music by Sturgill Simpson Pageant Material by Kacey Musgraves Diamonds and Gasoline by Turnpike Troubadours
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No wonder why her and Riley are friendly- they're both ass at their sport
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Like New York financier Jeff Epstien?
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🤞🤞🤞
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Top 5 songwriters of my lifetime (born in '84): 1. James McMurtry 2. Jason Isbell 3. Evan Felker 4. Eminem 5. E.G. Cameron
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Also I’m going to be LIVID if I have to exist after death. There’s more??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Assless Bi-curious Death Metal Monster Truck Search Engine
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There's a line in my favorite work of fiction I've been reminded of these past few days: "They don't have this sort of heat in New Hampshire- bone-warming, inertial heat, humidity thick enough to slow your blood"
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Same
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Only posting ones I havent seen listed yet.
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Justin approves. Now we can tell people: never speak to me or my smol son Justin ever again.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Look what I just found.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Deal.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bumping this for the late crowd. It's remote so you can work from anywhere. We're looking for someone with acumen, someone who gets digital, someone who can build a digital team. If that's you, reach out.
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It wasn't relevant to the point you wanted her to be making. Gonna crop out lines of Hitler's speeches too, if the remaining bits are "relevant"? Gtfoh "journalist"
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Chris Futrell @cvfutrell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"I'll buy a hot dog stand if I'm tryna be frank" is a line Walt Whitman could never have conjured. But I'm pretty sure Mr. Chainz could have written Leaves of Grass in its entirety
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