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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 30/06/2026
Gwendoline Christie Civ VII voiceover: "The past...is a turd...pooped from a crapping butt's ass."
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 17h
Sen. Eric Schmitt should try killing himself.
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ceej @ceej.online · 23h
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 29/09/2026
Sometimes you just know what someone is going to look like.
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Kate Willett Hate Account @antifamanchin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god
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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
chickens are so vile, i have the least pity towards them of any creatures crawling this earth
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
freeze! dont make me use this (criminal keeps running) (cop activates his suicide vest) (criminal gets away) this is what i think it would be like if cops had suicide vests instead of guns, chilling.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 26/09/2026
Okay I’ve rewatched Westworld. I’m back to normalawful.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 26/09/2026
I'd bet you could get Elon Musk to kill himself with the right type of penis pump.
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❦ emmy ❦ @princewife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
kill fuck marry: -the you that you show the world -the you that you keep hidden -the you that you’ve yet to accept
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 25/09/2026
Two idiots who suck shit have a dumb chat. :)
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 25/09/2026
Please tell me when Control Resonant is $20. I can't care about the better character's brother.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 24/09/2026
No, that already started weird. You're being weird. Stop it.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook after my own heart.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 24/09/2026
Hank Birthdaycake.
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Humoring conservatives & acting like they make good points over the last 30 years brought us here. You never have to listen to them for the rest of our lives. It's time to treat career arsonists with the contempt they've earned instead of imagining a fake world where they're reasonable interlocutors
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JLP @jlp.systems · 22/09/2026
You look like a pure juicy fool with .DS_Store files in your git repo
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 22/09/2026
With the power of Agentic Workflows, you can always be distracted and unhappy!
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 22/09/2026
Resident Evil? What is this...a movie about Dr. Cox from Scrubs!?
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JLP @jlp.systems · 12/02/2025
When I die I hope I puke out a bunch of green sludge
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 21/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL5P...
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Mad Men - Are You Alone?
YouTube video by grimmspottir
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trinity ⭐️⚓️ @meleesadposts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
listening to daft punk
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Lindsay @lindsayhere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Frank Brangwyn "The Swans," c. 1921
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 20/09/2026
Unlocked a new type of depressed where you just install and uninstall Steam games all day without playing any of them.
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
asking the xfinity tech if he likes using the internet too
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 20/09/2026
Raccoon City is such a bad name for a city. I'm glad Albert Wesker did what he did.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 20/09/2026
Some ballet is bad. For example, Liliom.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 20/09/2026
I’m alone at the ballet but I’m being very brave about it.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Schrodinger's Maybelline
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 19/09/2026
There shouldn't still be kingdoms.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 19/09/2026
No, and also you aren't drinking enough paint yet.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
various meme drawings of someone depressed/going through a cycle/doing bad/saying "i just need to post through it"
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 19/09/2026
Democracy dies in darkness.
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026
drummers sit down because they’re the laziest member of the band
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 18/09/2026
Digital denim.
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 18/09/2026
“Parliament had turned over its constitutional authority to Hitler and thereby committed suicide, though its body lingered on in an embalmed state.” Shirer, William L. The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich (p. 331)
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lucille Bluth: "It's a $1 Trump coin Michael, what could it cost, $10?"
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 16/09/2026
I don't care AT ALL what happens with Sonic the Hedgehog's day to day life.
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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polytoken dot dev @polytoken.dev · 15/09/2026
nobody else has the steel moral core to tell you the truth in release notes
- Some bugs removed.
- More bugs added.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Join the conversation!
Kylie Jenner giving a cop a Pepsi
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gambling problem? Place a bet and find out! - Draft Kings, official sponsor of the NFL.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 15/09/2026
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