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Lïam from Online

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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 8h
Michael Typewriter probably goes nuts for those bad boys.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 11h
I won't. :)
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 08/10/2026
A hotdog that's only the inside part.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 08/10/2026
A hacker keeps logging into my big ass.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
YOU WATCH THE NEIGHBORHOOD 
WELL WATCH THE SKIES
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtube 1899
part of cezanne’s painting Still Life with Apples and Oranges. mostly shows the draper part and some of the fruit. text: too geometric
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 04/10/2026
Detective who misheard it the first time: "I've crapped the case!"
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 02/10/2026
How long have I been asleep!?
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 01/10/2026
Already answered by my shirt, etc.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 01/10/2026
Good and Plenty is such an accurate name for that candy, due to the taste and the amount.
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Paddy K @spongepaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I never pass up the opportunity to spread this image a little wider...
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 30/06/2026
Gwendoline Christie Civ VII voiceover: "The past...is a turd...pooped from a crapping butt's ass."
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 30/09/2026
Sen. Eric Schmitt should try killing himself.
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
Mr. President.... China, they.... it's bad. They just announced Ultra Intelligence
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 29/09/2026
Sometimes you just know what someone is going to look like.
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Kate Willett Hate Account @antifamanchin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god
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fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
chickens are so vile, i have the least pity towards them of any creatures crawling this earth
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
freeze! dont make me use this (criminal keeps running) (cop activates his suicide vest) (criminal gets away) this is what i think it would be like if cops had suicide vests instead of guns, chilling.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 26/09/2026
Okay I’ve rewatched Westworld. I’m back to normalawful.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 26/09/2026
The board games come in bags up there.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 26/09/2026
I'd bet you could get Elon Musk to kill himself with the right type of penis pump.
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❦ emmy ❦ @princewife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
kill fuck marry: -the you that you show the world -the you that you keep hidden -the you that you’ve yet to accept
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 25/09/2026
Two idiots who suck shit have a dumb chat. :)
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 25/09/2026
Please tell me when Control Resonant is $20. I can't care about the better character's brother.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 24/09/2026
No, that already started weird. You're being weird. Stop it.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 24/09/2026
Thanks. :)
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook after my own heart.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 24/09/2026
Hank Birthdaycake.
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Humoring conservatives & acting like they make good points over the last 30 years brought us here. You never have to listen to them for the rest of our lives. It's time to treat career arsonists with the contempt they've earned instead of imagining a fake world where they're reasonable interlocutors
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 22/09/2026
You look like a pure juicy fool with .DS_Store files in your git repo
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 22/09/2026
With the power of Agentic Workflows, you can always be distracted and unhappy!
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 22/09/2026
You hear about this one?
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 22/09/2026
Resident Evil? What is this...a movie about Dr. Cox from Scrubs!?
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 12/02/2025
When I die I hope I puke out a bunch of green sludge
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 21/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL5P...
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Mad Men - Are You Alone?
YouTube video by grimmspottir
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trinity ⭐️⚓️ @meleesadposts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
listening to daft punk
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Lindsay @lindsayhere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Frank Brangwyn "The Swans," c. 1921
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 20/09/2026
Unlocked a new type of depressed where you just install and uninstall Steam games all day without playing any of them.
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
asking the xfinity tech if he likes using the internet too
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 20/09/2026
Raccoon City is such a bad name for a city. I'm glad Albert Wesker did what he did.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 20/09/2026
Some ballet is bad. For example, Liliom.
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Lïam from Online @custodianofrecords.online · 20/09/2026
I’m alone at the ballet but I’m being very brave about it.
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