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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 22h
really enjoy being a funny-looking goblin. being hot would not suit me
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 17h
when you forget a can of Dew in your car in the winter and the syrup doesn't freeze
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
coworker just attributed a Tolstoy quote to "Mr. T"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MSU Bobcats new jerseys are insanely ugly holy christ
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lady was id'd by AI "facial recognition" software, jailed for 6 months, and then just let out with nothing in the middle of the Fargo winter and she'd never even been to ND before. she's from Tennessee!
theguardian.com
US woman falsely charged with bank theft sues for $10m over AI facial recognition
Angela Lipps, 50, alleges in suit that Fargo police wrongly relied on AI facial recognition to arrest and charge her
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New from 404 Media: humans are reading ChatGPT conversations. OpenAI has hired an army of contractors who read real ChatGPT users' chats. I've seen internal docs, the review system, and real user prompts. Sometimes they contain very personal and sensitive information www.404media.co/inside-proje...
404media.co
Inside ‘Project Lily’: The Humans Reading Your ChatGPT Chats
Humans are reading ChatGPT users’ prompts to improve OpenAI’s models, and those chats can include sensitive, personal information, according to leaked internal documents and real prompts seen by 404 M...
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my favorite sex position is sloppy frog legs
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
pairing name for John Elway + Elton John = John John
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Witch Hat Atelier is one of my favorite mangas and I cannot wait for the adaptation. Gorgeous art, great characters, and a really interesting magic system and world. It has all the ingredients necessary to hit you like a brick wall. I created these kindle screensavers to use from the manga art!
Oruggio lookin HAWTQifrey with his tall hat sitting on an orbQifrey and Coco reading a bookRiche holding a sword and shield upon a snake emblem with the text "I live for my own sake"
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i will never watch that movie, but Hamnet is incredible and I'd rather talk about Hamnet. Let's all watch Hamnet.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
obamna
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tower Dungeon tribute by Stepan Nikitin ( instagram.com/stepupah )
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the name Godzooky is real cute when he's a baby, but one day that kid's gonna have to put that name on his resume
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Please tell your friends about Swan Boy and also show it to them
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you sure don't see dickbutt around much anymore
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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praying mantis on a door, directly over the keyhole
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Aria Phan ❤️‍🔥 comm open! @dragonsaria.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Artists, quote with your fanart! #DungeonMeshi
Poster fan art of Dungeon Meshi Red Dragon episodes
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 19/08/2026
NEW: Congress appropriated $1 trillion for defense this year, more than twice as much as the combined budget for agencies overseeing health, veterans affairs, education, housing, agriculture and justice. We’re setting out to report on how this public money is being spent.
propublica.org
The $1 Trillion Black Box
The U.S. military budget is vast and opaque. Projects touted as engineering marvels end up facing years of delays and ballooning costs. ProPublica has launched a series to report on the Pentagon’s spe...
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i always forget the meaning of the word quisling because my mind immediately conjures the image of Billy Quizboy and all other thoughts evacuate to make room for more quizboy
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
been thinking about strangers with candy and wanted to watch clips of strangers with candy but they're all gone so i tried to make some but nothing works anymore i hate the stupid dead internet
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Emanuel Maiberg @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We put a tracking device in a shipment of rare books acquired by an anonymous buyer. It ended up at an Amazon facility where the company scans books for training data and destroys them in the process: www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
404media.co
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it's school shopping season, which means hell is empty and all the Wyomingites are driving the wrong way on the roundabouts
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Moby Dick by artist Gerard DuBois
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Tenacious Grace @tenaciousgrace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me, attempting to articulate that the sensory/gustatory experience of a good meal is one of my greatest pleasures:
Bowl-cut kid named Curtis from the TV show Wife Swap saying "Chicken nuggets is like my family."
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college football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 14/08/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2026
putting my life savings on a longshot kalshi bet that peanut allergy attacks in my county will stay under the national average before clocking in for my shift at the middle school cafeteria
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!!
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𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 @jimmymakepeace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ELRIC, THE ETERNAL CHAMPION - 2026
a digital painting of ELRIC, Michael Moorcock's most famous character, and albino prince who pulls power from his runesword Stormbringer. here he swoops down into a morass of writhing chaotic life and flesh. his cape billows behind him and a lilac sheen bounces off his gothic armour. the armour is (by fantasy standards) adorned with decorations evoking dragons. the lining of his cape is blood red.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
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ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
another day guarding the river you can't go into twice. everyone keeps asking me if they can go into the river again. buddy, you aren't the same man.
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm just a bill and life is a nightmare
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
swanboy.com/comic/my-din...
Swan Boy in a Dischord Records shirt calls Noel a dog and asks how his date went. Rona makes a blink and you'll miss it cameo. This is NOT the first panel of today's Swan Boy. What on earth am I cooking here???
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
salami? i barely know me!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
WHISTLEBLOWER TELLS ALL: Tim learns the history and culture of Japan is bigger than ANYONE realizes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026
Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
Two besuited men, one with a mustache and one with glasses, looking sorta to the camera, and the one on the right with the glasses is kinda smiling and asking "Mothra gave you power of attorney?"
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 25/07/2026
North Carolina’s Lawrence Academy has never reported Black enrollment higher than 3% in a county whose population hovers around 60% Black. It received $518,240 in vouchers in the 2023-2024 school year to fund 86 of its over 200 students. (Published Nov. 2024)
propublica.org
Segregation Academies Across the South Are Getting Millions in Taxpayer Dollars
North Carolina offers an especially telling window into what is happening across this once legally segregated region where legislatures are now rapidly expanding and adopting controversial voucher-sty...
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“My other ride is your dad” Cool. Could you tell me where you parked him
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Hugorrific ⚡️ @hugorrific.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Could be us
Two rice cookers about to kith.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i promise not to heat my home unless it is literally freezing as long as it can be 68 degrees indoors all summer this is an easy compromise for me
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
her: Haven't seen you around in a while. me: No, I've been around. her: Well, I've been on vacation. me: ?
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i need to find all of these
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cuber @cubered.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
just realized I didn't get a summer snow storm and i am BEREFT
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白浜鴎 @shirahamakamome.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
2022年のイラストの再掲:ガルガとアトワート #HappyPrideMonth 🌈
刺繍の施されたたくさんのクッションにもたれかかって微笑みながらアトワートを見つめているガルガと、ガルガの上に仰向けに横たわって笑うアトワート。幸せな恋人たちのリラックスした姿。かたわらには丸くなって眠る猫フクロウ。
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