ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 6mthere's something to be said about the inverse relationship between how efficient and optimized content delivery algorithms are and how terrible content searching is. I can have a perfectly tailored post show up in my feed with no way of ever finding it again. an ephemeral, transient library. 110
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 24mKelly is my personal Dril. No one out here is posting like her. 000
Reposted by ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔnokay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 03/10/2026sometimes I want to use the phrase 'as an empath' but I don't, because I know how it will make others feel 2548
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 32mWatched LanguageJones (no relation) review of Algospeak. He really undercut any of his legitimate criticisms with several weird bad faith jibes. Insinuating that Adam thinks jews control the media makes Jones either a malicious or stupid reviewer. 110
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 43mhaving something you said become a cliché is like how you went viral before the printing press 120
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 15hchecking to see if either of my roommates are secret geniuses 230
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 18hthe post credits scene of history will probably be something like Laozi walking into a furniture store to ask the guy at the register if he wants to do one more job only for the camera to pan to reveal Jesus standing there with the screen cutting to black just before he answers. 152
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 20hidk if i love wisdom. I have a crush on her. maybe I'm a bit smitten but I'm not ready to go steady or give wisdom my letterman jacket. 040
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 20heveryone smarter than me has their head in the clouds. everyone dumber than me just does rhetoric and sophistry. it's tough out here being the only real lover of wisdom. 0112
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i kinda understand the neurotic displayed anxiety and grief of the proto-YHWHists around not worshiping graven images. cause if someone made a stuffed animal of friendo after he died as a means for me to cope with his loss the obscenity of the sight would cause me to stone someone to death probably. 010
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026making dogs was one of humanity's best achievements. we demonstrated to ourselves that if you're kind to an angry beast for long enough you can turn it silly and gentle. 160
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the best bits are ones you're doing sincerely. by leaning into the bit 100% you get the comedic equivalent of dividing by zero. 010
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the concept that German Shepards are a better exemplar of dogs as a whole than some dopey ass hound is the most purely ideological claim I've ever heard. 170
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026obsessed with the guys they chose as the exemplars for the Canis wikipedia page. 1122
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026G A Cohen was a good guy, right? He didn't have any allegations or scandals, right? 110
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026friendo and gen z have come to an understanding 140
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026gen z is trying to cancel friendo for finding a comfy spot 170
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026after the revolution we should put memes on the money. imagine how epic it would be to whip out your velcro wallet and pay for your condoms with socially awkward penguin and bad luck brian 🤣 250
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026predicate modification is such a hacky work around. I refuse to allow it into my semantic theory. I don't care. sentences like "that is a big red dog" should be uninterpretable actually. 130
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Haven't read too much about JEV but is it just like they harnessed the awesome power of AI to do discriminative logistic regression? 220
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026you gotta turn read recipts on for your complicity denials or else they lack perlocutionary force 160
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026traffic cops think they're better than you just because they control all the cars and you only control one but none of that is important when you got the love of family 1110
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026if language were invented today I would probably be an early adopter. i would have been beta testing concepts and predicates. pragamatics would be freeium bloatware tho 090
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026they should make a movie that's 100% jumpscares with no plot or themes. 151
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026cognitive science is about asking what if brains had minds just like computers do 2100
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i don't like jokes that are premised on dogs being stupid. a much better frame is they have incomprehensible wisdom that merely reads as foolishness to the uninitiated. 0101
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I could be a really good parent if I had infinite resources and prep time and virtue 060
Reposted by ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔnkobayashi ḫamṭu @mattboot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026working on a thing that lets you define a linguistic structure as a graph, add some constraints (like parts of speech, or specific lexemes), then search a corpus for that structure. the example here is to perceive somebody/something doing (always with "-ing") something. 291
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026heavy things don't fall faster than lighter things but they do fall heavier 180
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026laurels gotta be one of the top 10 best things to rest on 171
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026friendo has a reserved spot at my parents place now 040
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"one of the naturals of all time" it's crazy how much I am always saying this about uniting ireland www.aa.com.tr/en/americas/...aa.com.trUnifying Ireland 'one of the naturals of all time,' says TrumpUS president asserts many people agree with merging island, dismisses UK pushback on referendum conditions | Anadolu 250
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026culture is just the climate of personality send tweet 030
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026just saw ASL captioning that displayed the words in the sentence in the order they were signed and it looked really cool and kinda wish this would be used more for dubbing or captioning to get across the differences between the translation and the order of the signing. 260
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026working on my new book: How to be an Epic Master Manipulator and be Sincerely Loved too 2152
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Developing an intellectual movement called "truthism" our whole thing is we only believe true things. 041
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026clav wanders 40 years in the desert and comes out a mystic for an eldritch horror 030
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026thinking the simplest possible thought in the world so I can finally figure out what the true best formalism should be 130
ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn @languagedoodad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ezra Klein is doing opinion journalism the right way 001