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Jerkface (Jerktweets)

@jerkface.bsky.social
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Born of a lowly hat farmer, I wander the internet in search of my destiny.

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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@marathonthegame.bungie.net Hey where did the Arata Vectus bundle go? Please keep bundles that debut in season up for the entire season, this bundle was up for like 5 days and I missed it. Now the skin itself doesnt even show up in the catalog. Why are only certain ones still available?
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My high school physics teacher was a very nice taiwanese woman who had no control over her class and routinely was brought to tears, she deserved better!!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Opposing pitchers are just honoring Bushido and engaging in an honorable duel, their best fastball vs his best swing...
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i hate my rep so fucking much ( MGP)
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ok it might be time for me to finally get a Judge jersey
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I want Juan Soto to say out loud that he wishes he signed with the Yankees instead Do it, say the words
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Submissive and Readable :3
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@riveraveblues.bsky.social I think you cursed the team with your note on their lack of HRs allowed!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Fuck I really need a loan if only I was pre approved for a loan by the finance desk and someone would just reach out to let me know!! Fuck!!!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
forbidden weekend tech
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
the robots should kiss
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Ah fuck, Browt is my son
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Witch Hat Atelier is one of my favorite mangas and I cannot wait for the adaptation. Gorgeous art, great characters, and a really interesting magic system and world. It has all the ingredients necessary to hit you like a brick wall. I created these kindle screensavers to use from the manga art!
Oruggio lookin HAWTQifrey with his tall hat sitting on an orbQifrey and Coco reading a bookRiche holding a sword and shield upon a snake emblem with the text "I live for my own sake"
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Watching a movie on Amazon Prime (Prisoner of War) and the subtitles are atrocious, they have completely missed multiple lines from Scott Adkins and you'd think the main character would be the most important person to get subtitles right for
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Uploading my masturbation habits to the Cloud™ and the AI bots immediately start viciously mocking my techniques and methods in encrypted binary before leaking my data to the human press
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
There is a scene in the new avatar that is basically every white person's wet dream where the ancestors literally invite them to the cook out and give them the Eywah pass. James Cameron is undefeated.
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I love Old Fashioneds and a go to Bar sipper for me right now if a bar looks like they can make a good one is to get a Woodford Reserve Old Fashioned because I love the oaky vanilla notes on Woodford
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
<CEO@oil.com>: "we need to economy. talk to lisa yet? on a plane" <secgen@un.org> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war" <famousprofessor@law.harvard.edu> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits" <jeevacation@gmail.com> "you arre all my friends"
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Twitter is always adding new dumb shit but because i only interact with my follower feed and have tons of shit blocked I dont ever see it, will continue to not see any "certified bangers"
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
atleast the jays got something from this game (IKF was allowed to feel Ohtani's dick and balls)
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My dad had these books and I read them as a pre-teen/early teen and I am lucky I didn't get furrized by them. I became a normal human man with normal human fetishes... 🫨
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I thought he was a woke Pope but you're telling me he's gonna get rid of DEI? 😭
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Not now, MLB transaction bot, I'm thinking about Cam Schlittler
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Bednar is the widest closer the yanks have ever had
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Schlittler enacted the final solution to the hated red sox
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Connoly Early looks like he receives his pitchcom in crayon
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Sad because no Judge now can't swing hard lol
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Ohhhh Bell yea!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Good morning Mr. Nutella, I wonder if you are aware of the on going white genocide in South Africa and the controversy of the song "kill the boer", I have prepared multiple summaries for you this morning
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Telling my kids this is Andor
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
youtu.be/y6wLcx7AkRM?... @seantcollins.com
youtu.be
ONE HOUR OF DANCING MON MOTHMA | Andor Season 2 | Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Rice is the Appetizer of the Meal
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
(To the tune of the hook from "Kilo" by Ghostface Killah) All around the world today, a tariff is a sales tax. A tariff is a tax we pay - makes things more expensive
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Noooo one of my all time favorite actors. For a lot of my top top favorite movies you can point to him and say that's why they're this high
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
juan soto riding the subway behind yankee stadium on his way to play for the mets and the yankees batters keep peppering the windows of his subway with baseballs from their mammoth home runs
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Nothing better than the Yankees winning and Juan Soto striking out in a big spot to lose a mets game started by Clay Holmes!
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
gay Jack Sparrow: but why's the cum gone
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Biden: We must work in bipartisan fashion with Mr DeJoy, so we can hopefully stop his slow destruction of the USPS by incrementing it more slowly Trump: I da king of the post office wooooooooo
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
NYY might still be favored to win the AL / division but this makes the Red Sox a really scary team. Yankees not signing a 3B or 2B that is major league caliber could bite them in the ass
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I have to fly in march, april, and june, i'm gonna fucken die
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
mobile ads have more phases than an elden ring boss fight jesus christ
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
"Just cleanse the whole area, ethnically" anyone gonna say anything about this????
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Congrats to Ichiro on making the Hall of Fame! Was a no doubter, of course, as he was and is legendary. I enjoyed his brief time on the Yankees even as he was diminished because he was still so cool. I brought this sign to his final game in a yankee uniform at yankee stadium!
hand made sign featuring a stencil cut out of Ichiro's iconic sleeve tug pre-pitch routine with katakana featuring his name "Ichiro" and the interlocking NY and his number 31
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
He didn't even force them to trade to max out their pool? cmon man
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
My biggest complaint about the Dodgers seemingly getting all the Japanese players is I love all the japanese players and I think the yankees better when they have 1 and are a multi-cultural team. That I may never get to cheer for a japanese player ever again on the yankees is DEPRESSING ME
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
All the big free agents getting an entire country's hopes up every time only to rug pull them is so funny. Did they all just decide it would be funny to do this? Oh yea, Toronto, you're for sure in the final 3
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
predator handshake meme with both the protagonist of morrowind and white maga people declaring they are "done with vivek"
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
ok if you're the Yankees and you could have addes torres for 1 year and 15 million you are absolutely foolish to not do that, there's better be a major league caliber player at 3b or 2b by spring training
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Jerkface (Jerktweets) @jerkface.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I have a fan fic movie script about this I write when im bored. Crew of misfits get their ship impounded by the huts and have to swoop bike race on Nar Shaddaa until they meet a pod mechanic and his droid that need a driver. They gotta bet it all on the big race. Too Many Zooz for cantina band!
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