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Coral @csimps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Amanda pleeeease. Drop the power point. My sister is asking and she’s a visual learner just let me copy your homework this once

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Amanda Silberling @amanda.omg.lol · 16/09/2026

no one wants you to know that the worst part of HPMOR is that eliezer yudkowsky is a harry/hermione shipper

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Coral @csimps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In another life this would have been an all-time Yes Yes No

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 16/09/2026

please god no i can't handle more information tonight

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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Aella is the Olivia Nuzzi of TPOT rationalists in that if you understand this you should go climb a very tall mountain and bury your phone at its peak

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"all knowledge is worth having" really up against it these past years huh

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Edcrab @edcrab.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Don't cite the deep magic to me, witch. I straight-up don't remember writing that shit. I don't know how it runs when it calls on a non-existent .txt called deepmmagic. Yeah two Ms I missed it. And yes I know it always crashes to desktop on exit. No I won't help you mod it for "deeper magic"

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

i wouldn’t want del toro to do it INSTEAD of swayze so my solution is they make a new dirty dancing every couple-few years with a new guy as the dancing instructor like it’s james bond

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Micheál Keane @aexia.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Anyways, one of my five year olds recently explained the five genders to me: boy, girl, not a boy, not a girl and none of them

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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

well. at least there's new worms

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I can’t explain it but this is what Bluesky is

A toilet in someone’s front yard with a plant growing out of it

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

For those unfamiliar with the rules ,polo is played between two teams on horseback, who ride around the field and the team that swallows the most bees in 60 minutes wins.

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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

The internet has never produced something as bizarre and externally inexplicable as the manosphere. The sweatiest collection of incoherent orcs in human history, inventing new forms of body dysmorphia every day

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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

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Coral @csimps.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Just…like…read his page?

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Coral @csimps.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I think the most galling thing about arguing with offline normies about Elon musk is that they treat it like a difference of opinion whether he is an unserious horny idiot. Like I’m judgily extrapolating from vague vibes in his public appearances and not things he has said with his (internet) mouth.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.

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PeculiarAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

The difference between girls dinner and a ploughman's lunch is a pickle

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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I emailed chuck's office last week asking for a donation to help me fight the administration.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

okay, well can AI do THIS?? [drops phone on face in bed]

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

i hate to say it, but im beginning to think it was a mistake to let theo vonn pick our president

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Coral @csimps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

When my hostage won’t pay their ransom 😤

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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 21/02/2025

Personally, I wish to extend a hearty congratulations to Canada, a noble, prosperous country that I understand conducts background checks as part of its fast-track immigration application process, on their thrilling 4 Nations tournament victory

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John Herrman @jwherrman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Sun Tzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Duke Yansheng's fourth son: At long last, we have created the War from classic novel Art of War

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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Hunt and kill all old mascots

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Kaphka @kaphka.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

My "there is definitely no quid pro quo here" footnote has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my footnote.

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

go birds....... specifically the firebird by igor stravinsky as animated in underrated classic fantasia 2000 youtu.be/3eG_O1wEJ40?...

youtu.be

L'oiseau de feu.wmv

YouTube video by John Melmoth

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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I think the law should be applied equally regardless of coding ability

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Russ Silva @russellsilva.bsky.social · 02/01/2024

I think a lot about how in middle school you're taught a "persuasive essay" is eleven paragraphs of boring nerd shit and then in real life pro persuaders just make sure everyone hears the word "Toyotathon" ten thousand times a year

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

*law school professor voice*: You can't just claim that the Torment Nexus is normatively wrong. Left-leaning people like me should assume good faith by those suggesting the Nexus is constitutional & engage with their arguments.

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