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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The episode had me and then this reveal just broke me...https://youtu.be/SCo0scU1Q5Y?is=K8q57BpzVHorKPEM
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will flood common spaces with vaguely familiar aural mush because these losers have never experienced the existential novelty of being broken from your mindless meander through the bread isle when a Blind Melon song randomly breaks the containment of the muzak
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These soulless ghouls won't stop until all existence is smoothed into an algorithmic simulacrum containing zero novel experiences.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The hairline of the dude on the left was conceived by The Backrooms.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There should non-diegetic hushed whisper of "Bergerac" every time Bergerac enters a scene in Bergerac.
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An in-kind political broadcast for Cruz's NIL bill, which would give the NCAA an antitrust exemption
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Racket @racketmn.com · 05/09/2026
At the Great Minnesota Get-Together, humanity shines as bright as the midday Midway sun.
racketmn.com
Enjoy 43 Lovely Portraits of Minnesotans Thriving at the 2026 MN State Fair - Racket
At the Great Minnesota Get-Together, humanity shines as bright as the midday Midway sun.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Talking Heads Stop Making Sense (album cover)
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three and a half episodes into this season of The Bear and I can't watch another scene unless it's of a developer's wrecking ball burying the characters alive and building a Fuddruckers on the rubble.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
An ultimate grand slam implies the existence of a penultimate grand slam.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Awwwwoooooo!!!
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Civilization itself is the great achievement of "government bureaus" .... Also, fuck Milton Friedman.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is the single coolest item ever made by humanity.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
His name was hob knobson
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Nissa Mitchell @nissamitchell.com · 21/06/2026
Some people will say this REI ad was AI generated. I choose to believe that they have finally embraced the power of “reach around bars,” and acknowledged the bourgeois redundancy of having two pedals.
An ad from REI on instagram featuring a bike with garbled branding, drop bars coming off the back of the seat, and only one pedal/crank arm.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Roseville bike ride update: dodging storm detritus and thirsty contractors' trucks
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I've probably spent more time at Half Time Rec than any other bar in Minnesota.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Racket should let you "gift" these to neighbors who just started flying the old state flag in the last couple years
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
No one can trigger an existential crisis quite like a 9 year old kid. After five minutes of dead silence driving down Midwest country road he blurts out "WOULD YOU RATHER DIE NOW OR LIVE FOREVER!"
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I'm not sure what people think this poll says, but if someone thinks it means the Dem party needs to move to the center they're wrong. The Q is functionally meaningless and bad social research. It's effectively a poorly operationalized double barrel Q. The results are gibberish.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
chicken checkin
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
There's also a relatively significant chance they make donations to these universities contingent on punishing AI detractors
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Hear me out. Genetically engineered bunnies that are ravenous for creeping charlie.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Homer famously only described the sea as an azure paradise.
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Josh Soma @joshsoma10.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Goodnight
WOLVES OF THE WORLD UNITE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Turtles having a day
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
They should make iodized pepper
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He ROAS
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Nice marbling on wagyu chair.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So glad my 9 year old decided to do travel basketball this year rather than scouting. Always felt the ick giving them dues. m.email.scouting.org/rest/head/mi...
m.email.scouting.org
Copyright © 2026 Boy Scouts of America. All rights reserved.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Appears to have been a glitch. After dropping Kanopy this would have cut deep.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Well fuck.
MELSA no longer provides a digital subscription to The New Yorker.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"Dessert: included" sounds like a lost lyric to Serengeti's Dennehy.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
1. Bob Seger 2. Bob Seger 3. Bob Seger 4. Bob Seger 5. Billy Joel (except Downeaster Alexa)
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Clown car-ass fascists.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What's the "action" here? Seem more like collective ass sniffing.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
JFC this is going to be the neo axis.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Also relevant that our elected opposition representatives handle this state sanctioned and directed violence very much the same way as they ineptly respond to "private violence" (i.e., thoughts and prayers)
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Someone needs to get Amy on record if she thinks this admin is fascist. Her "bipartisan friend" was recently smiling/cackling about invading Cuba. Whether she still sees common interests with the party that wants to own the western hemisphere and kill/cleanse the unpure is foundational right now.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Glen Perkins zipping up his fly after getting the first 2 outs of the 9th before successfully completing the save in July 2013.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
*nods affirmingly
The internet is abnormal. Please try again later!

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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You can't convince me that Xfinity doesn't completely nuke their website performance when they think your going to cancel your service. I've been getting "400 bad request" for the last 10 minutes after clicking "manage plan."
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
And the term for murdering repeatedly is serial killer.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
@cookingissues.bsky.social Dave! I've been making homemade peanut butter in my Cuisinart with COSTCO's Virginia peanuts. It's sooo good I don't even put it on anything. I just grab a spoonful for a snack
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
At 6% interest you would only pay down about 4% of the principle of a mortgage over the first decade of a 50 year loan. 12% after 20 years. By the time you pay off a 30 yr mortgage you'd still have about three quarters of the principle left.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This would basically just be paying the bank rent while also paying the other costs of ownership (insurance, upkeep, taxes), and for damn sure the banks would be super predatory about pushing it on lower income buyers.
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Gneiss
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Leo S @yoleo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Mahmoud starts his @iawolves.bsky.social career with a 137-124 victory over Cleveland! The leaders for Iowa ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Enrique Freeman 18 PTS 12 REB Zyon Pullin 25 PTS 4 REB 7 AST Jules Bernard 23 PTS 8 REB 5AST Rocco Zikarsky 15 PTS 3 BLK
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näirb @brnpttmn.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If the Dem party wasn't nearly completely captured by corporate/wealthy interest they'd make clawing back and redistributing the $80 trillion stolen from most Americans the central focus of their platform everywhere www.rand.org/pubs/working...
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Measuring the Income Gap from 1975 to 2023
The author extends the results of prior work on the income gap between the bottom 90 percent of workers in 2023 and what they would have earned with an even growth rate from 1975 to 2023. These worker...
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Solar Minneapolis @minneapolis.solar.v.cx · 01/11/2025
The sun will rise in #Minneapolis #SaintPaul #Minnesota tomorrow at 6:52, 3516 seconds earlier than the day before. It will set at 16:59, 3683 seconds earlier than the day before. 🤷
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