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Camerado

@dogsinautumn.bsky.social
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 8h
One of the most revealing facts about conservatives is that, no matter what they tell you, they do not understand or care about sports as anything other than a cultural totem. It’s like a Starbucks holiday cup or “woke” coffee machine. Grist for the mill in their endless quest for affirmation
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It what’s shaping up to be a good November, I’m trying to temper my disappointment here. Angie Nixon has real juice. Like, Senate is the floor level of charisma. But Florida is a tough pull
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We're an empire now. When we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality, we'll act again, creating new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will be. We're history's agents and you all will be left to just study what we do.”
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is like the second or third best post in Bluesky history and probably top 25 all-time anywhere imo. There should be Oscars for posts
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard of The Black Dahlia Murder’s “What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse,” it says more about you than about Dahlia. Perhaps there’s a deeper reason you say you’ve never heard of the favorite song of MetalSucks.net? Like cultural cachet?
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Believe or not, this one is also JD Vance
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think this is true. I don’t think that’s how anyone will interpret the world. Charlie Brown died a virgin
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are actual photos from this morning that don’t have fake jets flying overhead or ambiguous stormtrooper flavored artifacts in the background. They do have Melania in them though. This seems like a creation of Natalie to highlight her worshipful devotion, but which gives her Karoline’s face
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Joe Gruters
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The LeBron of locking down a facial expression and holding it
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He said it to impress a woman, who took it at face value. Elon Musk can’t be taken at face value because he’s a mendacious idiot. There’s no mechanism whereby what is being implied can be achieved. He should go to prison for the many crimes he’s committed that are possible within the laws of physics
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
okay yeah this is tap dancing while playing accordion on the titanic and whatnot but why do he ears keep getting longer in both directions
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 22/09/2026
Great piece from @dogsinautumn.bsky.social www.liberalcurrents.com/meet-the-dem...
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Meet the Democrats
The party is not an abstract cabal powered by fever dreams, but a living, breathing coalition held together by a ceaseless grind and people with the will to face it.
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The protagonist from Disco Elysium, wearing The Expression
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s obviously not going to voluntarily leave the WH, but that’s not why he’s doing this. And yes, he’s building a funeral complex, but he doesn’t know that. He is semi-sapient & minimally literate. He doesn’t plan. He wants to aggrandized himself & knows he can if he pretends it’s natsec related
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New cat looks pre-taxidermied
Freaky new cat species. Some kind of spotty little guy and I don’t care for it.
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Auburn OL is like me trying to fix anything on a car—theoretically able, right silhouette, but ultimately like grease is just sorta gross and I shouldn’t have to? Why are you making me do this? Can we find someone else?
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As an Auburn fan, I am and have always been less a fan of college football per se than simply a fan of spite and madness. So today is already one of the greatest days of the year for me
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
College football drunk again
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One thing that is definitely NOT unclear about Texas Tech is that their uniform provider is emphatically Adidas
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Agree 100%, the Big Pivot is already underway. We’re gonna see a spontaneous reorganization of the hive mind toward feigned ignorance. Faith & family. Values voter conservatism is gonna wash over us like a tide. And that’s better. Also deeply insulting & we have no obligation to let them have it
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So like this is very funny, but this is creating a genuine push away from Trump in a lot of races that does seem to be possibly having a positive impact on GOP campaigns. I hate that. It’s good we’ve reached that point. But I want them to lose everything forever
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We gotta keep eyes on these freaks. I do NOT like their vibe. These are HOA cats
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They’ll look you square in the eyeballs and tell you it’s a competition between A&W and Mug, meanwhile the righteous long ago left this all behind for Barq’s
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is what it is ofc but the thing I’m struggling most with here is that that AI’d the voice of the Limited Edition Coin guy. That guy’s been doing that job since the 90s but now everything is computer? Anyway, looking forward to inheriting at least 20 of these from various boomer relatives
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Terrible news for dog people. Worst day of our lives. They get a new species and what do we get? Another shitadoodle? Hate it here. Somebody needs to invent a sabertooth bulldog or something that whips ass. Death metal Doberman, whatever. Get our best people
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sports media and political media are both completely and horrifically broken in this country and the incentives are only going to make them worse.
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
George Saunders Aguilera: I wrote Lincoln In The Bardo baby
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One way you know they don’t think in these very abstract, filmic, and contingent terms is that, if they did, them and their people would talk about it explicitly, often, and everywhere
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Crazy how much various fossil fuel interests lined up to throw a bag at this guy so he’d spend money to stop our bills from getting cheaper with renewables, only to watch him turn off the spigot for the whole world
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s a 30% chance this is about a blackout weekend he himself had in college, where some of his “friends” were being super racist filling in the blanks for him in a way that was very current when he was in undergrad, and told him they filmed it.
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Faine introduced Bouie to the Aella Sankey chart at the start of Woke 2” That was the last he ever said to his wife. At least, with language. The last plausible syntax. When they shuttered Bluesky, ending the experiment, newly freed 38yos said they would go outside. Naturally, they went to Threads
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can’t recommend getting into local politics enough. You’ll touch on national stuff often enough to scratch the itch, but mostly you’ll work on things much closer to home, and in-person, with real people. It will drain the online venom right out of you
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Losing 12-0 to Pitt in the rain in September feels proverbial. Maybe fully biblical. A dark omen signifying something irrevocably true and inescapable about oneself. Something that could only happen to someone who really is serious about raisins in their mac and cheese. They for real like it.
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Straightforwardly perverted to have a QB wearing 47. 15 yard penalty at the start of both halves type shit. Disrespectful to the game and so forth. You can’t be doing that.
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So I hallucinated the cigar and glass of wine on the boat I guess
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Forced to assume Western Michigan simply has hands
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Ted Cruz segment on College GameDay is the most watchable it’s been in a while
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So like, we’re not characters in a simulation degrading because the player finally got a girlfriend. The player is still playing, but she’s a 13yo girl in 2002 putting her Sims in the pool
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 11/09/2026
"Abdul El-Sayed has come under fire from wingnut centrists for [having] compared the death toll of covid with that of 9/11 and called for a commensurate response. We are told he was debasing the memory of 9/11… It would be impossible to debase the memory of 9/11 more than it already has been."
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After September
The grief lingers, and the mistakes cannot be overturned, and the dead do not return from their graves.
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember when swearing an oath was still considered marginally taboo in conservative American Christianity, such that it was really only for the most serious public functions, and when this scene here precipitated the rise of the antichrist in the Left Behind novels
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had to cut the avocado tree back and do some extensive cleanup here, so it one looks raggedy at the moment. Instead, check out my living room jar
An open top betta aquarium, shaded with monstera plants. The betta is visible near the surface, a curtain of copper-lavender fins trailing behind it.An open topped betta aquarium, shaded with monstera plants. The betta is visible near the surface, copper-lavender fins flowing out behind it as it disappears beneath a large, green leafA panorama view of a betta aquarium. A large, glass jar, framed by two monstera plants, all on a three-tiered stand.A close up of a betta swimming toward the surface in a heavily planted aquarium. It has iridescent, copper-lavender scales and fins like the hems of a long dress
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you can somehow make it all the way through it’s very clear Don Jr. had this made in the same way Octavian had Julius Caesar deified
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Trump: We will strangle the scarecrow child for national spaghetti purposes Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They missed a golden opportunity to open this with “on further review…”
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey y’all, I’m back for another film breakdown! This time, we’re talking about the SMU TD to Jalen Cooper! Football can be difficult, but I hope this makes sense:
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