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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 12h

This is the thing for me, you don't have to know that much about any of this to realize he's eventually gonna be right. Obviously these businesses aren't worth that much!! Why is everyone so mad at him? Coreweave has to borrow at fuckin credit card rates!!!

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 16h

The main flaw in this analysis is that it's 30k on top of what you're surviving on. I make a good bit more than 30k annually, but I've learned not to talk about how this kind of money would improve my life because it makes people sad

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 17h

One of my dogs had at least two seizures in the dog park today and ran full speed head first into fences. Probably would have been kinda fun as an outside observer.

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 21h

the mooch lasted twice as long!!

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

my kid yells "stop lying" at the ads that tell him the data centers will make electricity cheaper

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This is actually a picture from the upcoming gender swapped King Kong movie, that's why it looks like Queen Kong is on a green screen

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I feel like a year or two ago, and definitely ten years ago, this sort of thing--opposition party forced to send monitors out of a fear of state-sponsored violence at the polls--would have produced a dozen "can you imagine this in another country" posts. Now? None. Because, well...

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Pretty closed minded when people say all Republicans are bad. There are plenty of good ones! Reagan is good now and so is Nixon. Dennis Hastert recently became good.

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'll say. he lives at the North Pole, one of the coolest places on the planet!

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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

you've been hit by you've been struck by a used bonneville

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This genuinely may be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen from CNN

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

if your value proposition is "I'm a dickhead who everyone hates, but I do it to win!" then you gotta win

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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Kv3-298, 1/1 2026

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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now

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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Claude suck your own dick Sorry, I cannot suck my own dick--I am a computer program with too many ribs.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Kv3-273, 1/1 2026 pyramid family

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it’s been almost a year so i feel ok sharing this: last year i tried buying some relaxed fit jeans. i wore them to a gathering on Halloween and my cousin’s wife asked if i was dressed up as a zoomer

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It rocks when academics make up shit like this. Also the best cure for high blood pressure is just getting rid of some of that blood. Do a bloodletting! It's just common sense.

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I wish the Baptists would just engage in emigration

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The woke mob doesn't want my teeth to fall out because they HATE white factory workers like me. They want my job to be harder.

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026

it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3”

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

might gleam the cube a bit later, idk

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

don't look now but dabo swinney and his boys are moving the sticks at kyle field as they try to bring the iron skillet back home to the swamp

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Another fuck up from the MSM here, the word "pebis" doesn't show up once in this piece.

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I sounded like the oldest guy in the world yesterday because my daughter and I were talking about music and she brought up Taylor Swift and I said “I’ve had about enough of her and her large football husband”

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Republicans will never give up frats because then sororities would have to go and they wouldn't be able to jerk off to those videos anymore

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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

perfect

a Twitter bio for the account @non_left_PJ_Fan with the display name Pearl Jam Fanatic Non-Woke🇺🇸:

Pearl Jam superfan… Always found PJ better/more profound than Nirvana, but also find PJ off the mark on politics… Tool lover as well.

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

social security with a little more randomness thrown in

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This guy left out his veteran grandfather was Pol Pot...YEAH that Pol Pot. From the Khmer Rouge. Hm suddenly shitting on veterans doesn't seem so bad, does it?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I will say this is good

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not to alarm anyone, but if you think times are rough right now economically, wait until after midterms when it all starts kicking in.

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've actually looked at this with the LSU healthcare services division. It's true, the five year survival probability of the recently deceased is nearly 0%.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

die

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I bet insurance companies are thrilled with the Trump administration‘s message to policyholders that they need to file claims on every policy they have or they might risk losing it.

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~*~ da question beggar ~*~ @crimeteen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

how could he pop up from that like it's not insane?

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