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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bots aren't even trying anymore
Instagram phone notification from a sex bot scam message that still has the chatgpt profile name and logo
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Here's to another lousy 250
Futurama Fry raising a beer in ep1
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My nepenthes finally opened it's mouth. Say ahhh!
Little nepenthes pitcher plant
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Cat dick pic
Cat with feet in the foreground
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Ordinary bath mat? Or a cat weighted blanket?
Cat got himself under the bath mat. Cutie!
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Here are some nice mushrooms
Trader Joe brand king oyster mushrooms
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Ain't that just the way it is
Guy doesn't get nonsense, but let me know he appreciates it. In a way, this is a pastiche of life.
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Meet our new cat; Barry White 😻
A handsome gray long hair cat
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Image of blue sky above a downtown that says Billionaires are not going to help anyone unless they are made to. Don't trust them. Listen to your neighbor especially if they are different from you. Empathy is a virtue. In a world ruled by greed it's punk to care. Stay punk.
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
In the late 2020s, billionaires were hunted nearly to extinction. This grisly photo shows a mountain of billionaire skulls, driven by a growing market demand of wealth equity and human autonomy. The result was the end of the billionaire on Earth, with only a few surviving in captivity on Mars.
A famous photo from 1892 showing a mountain of bison skulls from over hunting
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Who's going to stop him this time? We've already shown him there's no consequences. He's installing loyalists in every department. He's openly bribable. Big tech has fully capitulated to him. And his VP isn't going to suddenly get a conscience this time. We're all that's left. America, this is you.
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Some interesting cacti from a local nursery
Spiral boiFanny boiBlobby boiUndulating boi
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Am I still a reply guy if I reply to one of my replies?
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The world is a wife guy
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Yet another take
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Fruit thing, I don't why. Doesn't even matter how hard I try.
A kitchy book titled "It starts with fruit"
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm having a very long-con DM with this weird fake Peri Gilpin account (of Frasier fame). I'm treating it semi-seriously just in case it's actually her, but dang she is really taking her time to ask for itunes gift cards!
Screenshot of a DM with Peri Gilpin that seems fake but isn't obviously fake yet
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Bernie is also up late doom-scrolling
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Alert! I saw a skunk in my driveway and I looked at it until it skittered away! End alert!
A skunk in a driveway near trash bins illuminated by car headlights
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
The only other thing I've been the first 10% in was smelting it and therefore dealting it. Congrats @bsky.app !
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Beggin Strips brand manager application
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Check out this chart showing my progress! Great work, me! I am on track to have the highest ever!
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Finally got a 100 streak nbd
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
I went on a nature walk and did some wilderness photography
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Can anyone help me with today's crossword?
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe and the Gonzo Sports Show! *honk*
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
I gotta say, I really love the Bluesky logo. The image of the open yonder, it really is a breath of fresh air. I hope they don't change it into some generic vectored two-tone cloud bs.
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Guys that wore these jeans a few years ago: are you doing okay now?
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
What a world
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