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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Shop local. Shoplift corporate.

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I tried putting on shapewear for the first time and I just learned that mashed potatoes is a shape

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My body is a wonder-what-happened-land

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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this one trick saved me over 99% on my Target purchase

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026

never steal from a person, never steal from individuals or small businesses. that said, good lord stealing from corporations is amazing, fun, awesome, impressive, cool, morally good, and funny

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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Pizza on a bagel weekdays 10-6 and weekends 11-4

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i support pizza on a bagel but not anytime that's too fucking far

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Shop local. Shoplift corporate.

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It's crazy how schools insisted I learn the quadratic formula, instead of something actually useful like how to create traps in the forest using ropes and logs to fight against the robots

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

not ON public transit tho

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happy 10/4 good buddies

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alright just one more hot wife to climb let's do this!

happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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there can be other cuck furnishings you know. like the cuck stationary bike. for the active cuck

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Meet Muse, your new Meta feature to disable.

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ah the ol 1 in 5 finger discount

Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Oh you started dynamic pricing? Well I just started dynamic discounts at self-checkout.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

out there just raw-dogging the hamburger

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The hamburger helper glove when it sees anyone's naked hands: ew

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 03,1944

P1- NANCY IS WEARING A PAINTER’S HAT AND SMOCK, SHE IS SHOWING SLUGGO A PAINTING SHE HAS JUST FINISHED
NANCY: HOW DO YOU LIKE MY MODERN PAINTING?
SLUGGO: PHOOEY

P2-
NANCY:WELL --- STEP BACK A BIT ---
MAYBE YOU’RE STANDIN’ TOO CLOSE TO IT
SLUGGO: COULD BE

P3-SLUGGO: YEP --- DAT HELPS ALOT

SLUGGO IS STANDING AT THE OTHER END OF THE STREET LOOKING BACK AT NANCY HOLDING HER PAINTING

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I think I've seen her say "actually" to him like 5 times already

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always on a little leg scooter now

love it when the perfectionist cries on bake-off

KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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Does anybody know how long it takes this bag of Skinny Pop™️ to work? Is it twice as fast if I eat two bags?

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i accidentally used the slope formula and my log esploded

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It's crazy how schools insisted I learn the quadratic formula, instead of something actually useful like how to create traps in the forest using ropes and logs to fight against the robots

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Crazy how it always happens to me! The sheer odds of that!